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Nintendo Direct - February 9, 2022
Cold open: the Rare logo appears. An iconic theme begins to play. It's Goldeneye 007, coming to NSO later today. Cool. (Game Pass gets the remaster, also later today)
Koizumi appears, yaddy yaddy yadda. Now headlines.
Headline set #1: Advance Wars 1+2 Re-Boot Camp (April something), Buddy Mission BOND (May), Alan Wake Remastered, XCOM Chimera Squad, Mario sports spinoff thing (June)
Now the real fun begins. New Fire Emblem game. (The Japanese Direct has it as the first announcement) Yay. It's coming this summer, has new stuff in it idk.
Headline set #2: Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Series (shadowdrop), Aragami 2, Tactics Ogre Remastered, ENIGMA ARCHIVES: Rain Code, Zombie Army 4, Kirby and the Forgotten Land, Kirby 30th Game & Watch
Second showcase game: it's Splatoon 3 again. June something. Expanded PvE mode, more campaign details, first testfire coming in March exclusively to NSO subscribers.
Headline set #3 (home stretch): Everybody Switch (May), Lara Croft and the isometric spinoff games (shadowdrop), LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga, Warioware: Get it Together! DLC (first content later in February), Sol Cresta, World of Demons (shadowdrop)
Sizzle reel: MLB The Show 22, Assassin's Creed: Ezio Collection, Rune Factory 5, Chocobo GP, Remnant: From the Ashes, It Takes Two: Cloud Version (shadowdrop), Triangle Strategy (demo shadowdrop)
Back-to-back ending: Monolith Soft logo appears. Xenoblade 3. Cutscene only reveal trailer. Coming 2022. But... one more thing! It's Metroid Prime HD, surprise! Metroid Prime 1 but with improved geometry, textures, and a shiny new lighting engine that will probably be controversial in the end. Fall 2022. And fin.
Twitter will be mad at how weebcore it is. Famiboards will be disappointed at no Zelda. Era will be Era about it.
Nintendo Direct - February 9, 2022
Cold open: the Rare logo appears. An iconic theme begins to play. It's Goldeneye 007, coming to NSO later today. Cool. (Game Pass gets the remaster, also later today)
Koizumi appears, yaddy yaddy yadda. Now headlines.
Headline set #1: Advance Wars 1+2 Re-Boot Camp (April something), Buddy Mission BOND (May), Alan Wake Remastered, XCOM Chimera Squad, Mario sports spinoff thing (June)
Now the real fun begins. New Fire Emblem game. (The Japanese Direct has it as the first announcement) Yay. It's coming this summer, has new stuff in it idk.
Headline set #2: Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Series (shadowdrop), Aragami 2, Tactics Ogre Remastered, ENIGMA ARCHIVES: Rain Code, Zombie Army 4, Kirby and the Forgotten Land, Kirby 30th Game & Watch
Second showcase game: it's Splatoon 3 again. June something. Expanded PvE mode, more campaign details, first testfire coming in March exclusively to NSO subscribers.
Headline set #3 (home stretch): Everybody Switch (May), Lara Croft and the isometric spinoff games (shadowdrop), LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga, Warioware: Get it Together! DLC (first content later in February), Sol Cresta, World of Demons (shadowdrop)
Sizzle reel: MLB The Show 22, Assassin's Creed: Ezio Collection, Rune Factory 5, Chocobo GP, Remnant: From the Ashes, It Takes Two: Cloud Version (shadowdrop), Triangle Strategy (demo shadowdrop)
Back-to-back ending: Monolith Soft logo appears. Xenoblade 3. Cutscene only reveal trailer. Coming 2022. But... one more thing! It's Metroid Prime HD, surprise! Metroid Prime 1 but with improved geometry, textures, and a shiny new lighting engine that will probably be controversial in the end. Fall 2022. And fin.
Twitter will be mad at how weebcore it is. Famiboards will be disappointed at no Zelda. Era will be Era about it.
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