Just for fun, since the thread has turned a bit down beat, I'd just throw out these guesses for the next-hardware
- Summer (July/August) 2024 release, ideal because it doesn't interfere with holiday 2023 and lets them unveil in Feb/March without much fuss, early adopters get their units and then allows Nintendo to get a full restock in for the holiday 2024 sales.
- The name is Super Switch or Super Nintendo Switch.
- Drake 5nm, clocked pretty high, full generation hardware leap over the existing Switch, maybe some hardcore tech heads won't be happy because it's not absolutely bleeding edge, but it pumps out gorgeous visuals and more than good enough for Nintendo content and with DLSS a bunch of 3rd party content too.
- Mario Kart 9 + Zelda: BOTW + TOTK 4K Edition are launch titles, the Zelda dual pack has new gameplay DLC content. Metroid Prime 4 a few months post launch.
- Smash will be the holiday 2024, game will be a GaaS type title that adds content as time goes on but will still have a ton of characters to start and even a new 3rd party character or two to start. Game is loosely built upon the previous Smash game but new upgraded graphics, gameplay tweaks, new stages.
- Affordable VR is the new "gimmick" as a separate accessory. Nintendo put a lot into Labo VR, the new Switch will have its own VR headset which will be more of a cheaper experience than something like the PS5VR, but still good enough to get a good VR experience across (maybe PS4 VR quality). Mario Kart 9, Metroid Prime 4, and Zelda: BOTW/TOTK will have new VR modes, so will a new Pilotwings game. Headset is cheap (sub $189 with a game included). Nintendo reccomends shorter play sessions for VR (30-60 minutes).
- Street Fighter VI, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy VII Remake, Elden Ring port, RE4 Remake, Madden NFL are notable early wave 3rd party games.