I am pleased to announce that after hundreds upon hundreds of Famiboards PMs from people BEGGING me to get back into the detective business…
I, Switchum, have found conclusive, definitive evidence of the date of the next Direct.
Don’t say I never gave you anything.
To solve the problem, we must look at the three insiders involved in the long-fabled Speculation Trinity: Nate, MVG (who is Nate’s co-host on the podcast), and… SamusHunter, who represents the evil within the speculation community. Stick with me here.
Let us begin by alphabetizing the three names:
MVG
NateTheHate
SamusHunter
Let us now solve each of the three members’ puzzles, in alphabetical order.
First: MVG.
MVG follows 340 people on Twitter. I will begin by adding these digits:
3+4+0=7
Now look at select words/phrases from MVG’s Twitter bio:
“YouTuber by night” and “GameDev”
How many letters in each word from the first phrase?
“YouTuber by night”
8, 2, 5
Let’s do some subtraction.
8-2-5=1
Remember that.
Now look at GameDev. It is no coincidence that MVG capitalized the “D” in “GameDev”… he cleverly wanted us to think of this as one word, but unfortunately for him, I see past his ruse. The capitalized “D” means we must consider “Game” and “Dev” as two different words!
“GameDev”
4, 3
Again, let us subtract.
4-3=1
Now we have two “1”s: one from “YouTuber by night”, and the other from “GameDev”. Now look back at the seven we obtained by observing MVG’s 340 following count. Let’s add the numbers together:
7+1+1=9
NINE is the answer to MVG’s puzzle.
Second: NateTheHate
Nate’s puzzle is a bit trickier than MVG’s (which was obviously quite obvious, anyway), but never fear, Switchum the Sleuth will break it down for you.
Nate has 10.1k followers on Twitter and 2.4K tweets. Subtract these numbers and you get:
10100-2400=7700
Let’s turn this into a time: hours and minutes. 77:00. But how many days is 77 hours? It’s about 3.2 days, which we can round down to 3.
Now, if you’re as smart as I am, you’ll notice a sneaky number 2 at the end of Nate’s Twitter handle: NateTheHate
2. Coincidence? I think not.
Subtract these numbers.
3-2=1
Hence, the answer to Nate’s puzzle is ONE. Clever one, Nathaniel, but you can’t get past me!
Finally, SamusHunter.
Now, quiet down, young ones… I hear you.
“SamusHunter is a fraud!”
“SamusHunter is a fraud!”
YES, YES, I KNOW. Of course someone as smart as I does not need to be told this.
But… wait. Listen to what you’ve just said:
“SamusHunter is a fraud”
How many characters in that sentence (excluding punctuation)?
My, my, now you’re catching on. The answer is 22.
And just like that, we have solved SamusHunter’s riddle: TWENTY-TWO.
Now, let’s put it all together.
MVG: 9
NateTheHate: 1
SamusHunter: 22
9.1.22
You are welcome.
Detective Switchum OUT