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Bruh, I do not follow sh!t in this topic, but man if a reveal would happen, but I have no further opinion about what to come the next few weeks, it would be cool. I saw that measurement of bigger Joycons a few pages ago, and I'm all about a bigger joycon, since the Switch's joycons are to small for my big ass hands.
 
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P4bl0 said:
Tomorrow morning Japan time


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If you know you know
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Why yes, the sun will rise in Japan tomorrow morning.
 
Why do people think it will be tomorrow or tonight? Wasn’t there discussion of Nintendo clearing out for next week
 
I've noticed that this thread has entered the final stages of the "Unhinged Delusion" arc of Console discussion. We know it's a matter of days, weeks or months, but people will start acting insane for some reason.

That being said, I am happy that y'all are cooperating. This shit is hilarious.
 
SoldierDelta said:
I've noticed that this thread has entered the final stages of the "Unhinged Delusion" arc of Console discussion. We know it's a matter of days, weeks or months, but people will start acting insane for some reason.

That being said, I am happy that y'all are cooperating. This shit is hilarious.
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Yeah, the hype is literally off charts lol. Besides, I feel most are taking it funny because they know something will happen anyway... Hopefully.
 
SoldierDelta said:
I've noticed that this thread has entered the final stages of the "Unhinged Delusion" arc of Console discussion. We know it's a matter of days, weeks or months, but people will start acting insane for some reason.

That being said, I am happy that y'all are cooperating. This shit is hilarious.
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Ngl would prefer another drought to what we are having now: 2-3 pages of actually interesting stuff and the rest just wearebacking, soovering, and asking for a recap of what happened
 
SoldierDelta said:
I've noticed that this thread has entered the final stages of the "Unhinged Delusion" arc of Console discussion. We know it's a matter of days, weeks or months, but people will start acting insane for some reason.

That being said, I am happy that y'all are cooperating. This shit is hilarious.
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SoldierDelta said:
I've noticed that this thread has entered the final stages of the "Unhinged Delusion" arc of Console discussion. We know it's a matter of days, weeks or months, but people will start acting insane for some reason.

That being said, I am happy that y'all are cooperating. This shit is hilarious.
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I gladly sacrifice my brain cells for this thread.
 
Meelow said:
Is it bad that I have no confidence of an announcement this week or next? I need something else for me to jump in this boat.
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You're wiser than me. Not that I think there's nothing I just have a larger expectation of just "might be this month" (but, again, that's my guts, no evidence)

I also say that as I'm someone who's just tired of the Switch Pro/NG discourse happening for so freaking long and then we find something that's a lot more interesting than literally any rumors aside from what happened at Gamescom...
 
Pillydillsy said:
I see this thread has entered the deranged state every thread is bound to go through after a while. Honestly surprised it took this long
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Well, I'm pretty sure we've all been deranged in this thread at some point.
There's a reason why people come and go. It's eternity in here.
 
LuigiBlood said:
You're wiser than me. Not that I think there's nothing I just have a larger expectation of just "might be this month" (but, again, that's my guts, no evidence)

I also say that as I'm someone who's just tired of the Switch Pro/NG discourse happening for so freaking long and then we find something that's a lot more interesting than literally any rumors aside from what happened at Gamescom...
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My sadist prediction is they announce Calcio for the holiday season with no mention of new hardware for the rest of the year.

I think that'd make this thread go back to its primitive state...

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I promised some friends I'd put together a slideshow explaining Switch 2 theories in exchange for a slideshow of their favorite celebrity conspiracy theory, but now I don't want to. Can somebody do my homework for me? The deadline is the Switch 2 reveal. So anytime between next week and when hell freezes over.
 
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No more page year jokes now.
I've recently changed my profile pic, and so, I believe that the Switch 2 will be revealed after SMRPG remake is released.
 
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About Paris Game Week, the picture posted yesterday is nothing more than the backstage for guest/goodies storage not as big as the Gamescom room. Now PGW is being held until Sunday, so if anything happen tomorrow I totally expect the daily calendar to have some space so they can share whatever trailer is shared to the public on stage (would make sense to do so in the biggest video game event in France). Can't wait to see what happens tomorrow
 
ahem




I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the rumours
In the hardware thread, you see

I just want this discourse done
It’s overstayed, it’s had its run
Make my wish come true…
All I want is news on Switch 2

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
(And I) Don’t need the speculation
In the hardware thread, you see

I don’t need an avatar bet
I’ve got not interest in debate
Doug Bowser won’t make me happy
Unless he stops this dreadful wait

I just want this discourse done
You know that it’s more than had its run
Make my wish come true
All I want is news on Switch 2

I won’t ask for much this Christmas
Don’t want tech specs, I’ll confess
(And I) I just want a damn release date
Don’t mention DLSS

I don’t care about the chipset
I don’t know about “tensor cores”
I won’t care if it’s not an OLED
Those conversations are a bore

‘Cause I just want it here already
You know I’ve got my wallet ready
What more can I do
Oh, Baby all I want is news on Switch 2

The shipments are aligning
Just like they did last time
And the hopes for investors
meetings are abound online

And everyone is hoping
I hear those users coping
Santa won’t you bring me
The news I really need
Won’t you please bring the new Switch to me quickly

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I want now, hey
I just wanna see that Zelda
Running nicely, in 4K

I just want this discourse done
It’s overstayed, it’s had its run
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want is news on Switch 2

All I want is news on Switch 2, baby​
 
I would like (tenderly, lovingly) to let folks know that discovering stuff via detective work doesn't mean that things have changed. Usually when we get leaks, they're exciting not just because they're new info, but because something in the status quo changed, which shook some leaves from the tree.

While the recent discoveries may, in fact, indicate that things are moving, and it's certainly interesting in it's own right, these revelations aren't smoke, they're footprints. Smoke means fire, footprints are just a record of someone passing this way at sometime in the past.

Get hype! But you know, manage your risk of stroke/heart attack sensibly.
 
Derachi said:
ahem




I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the rumours
In the hardware thread, you see

I just want this discourse done
It’s overstayed, it’s had its run
Make my wish come true…
All I want is news on Switch 2

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
(And I) Don’t need the speculation
In the hardware thread, you see

I don’t need an avatar bet
I’ve got not interest in debate
Doug Bowser won’t make me happy
Unless he stops this dreadful wait

I just want this discourse done
You know that it’s more than had its run
Make my wish come true
All I want is news on Switch 2

I won’t ask for much this Christmas
Don’t want tech specs, I’ll confess
(And I) I just want a damn release date
Don’t mention DLSS

I don’t care about the chipset
I don’t know about “tensor cores”
I won’t care if it’s not an OLED
Those conversations are a bore

‘Cause I just want it here already
You know I’ve got my wallet ready
What more can I do
Oh, Baby all I want is news on Switch 2

The shipments are aligning
Just like they did last time
And the hope for investors
meetings fills the air

And everyone is hoping
I hear those users coping
Santa won’t you bring me
The news I really need
Won’t you please bring the new Switch to me quickly

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I want now, hey
I just wanna see that Zelda
Running nicely, in 4K

I just want this discourse done
It’s overstayed, it’s had its run
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want is news on Switch 2

All I want is news on Switch 2, baby​
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bro cooked a 5 star meal with those bars
 
oldpuck said:
I would like (tenderly, lovingly) to let folks know that discovering stuff via detective work doesn't mean that things have changed. Usually when we get leaks, they're exciting not just because they're new info, but because something in the status quo changed, which shook some leaves from the tree.

While the recent discoveries may, in fact, indicate that things are moving, and it's certainly interesting in it's own right, these revelations aren't smoke, they're footprints. Smoke means fire, footprints are just a record of someone passing this way at sometime in the past.

Get hype! But you know, manage your risk of stroke/heart attack sensibly.
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2-month old footprints leading into a building with a locked door we cannot get past yet. What info lies inside the building?
 
oldpuck said:
I would like (tenderly, lovingly) to let folks know that discovering stuff via detective work doesn't mean that things have changed. Usually when we get leaks, they're exciting not just because they're new info, but because something in the status quo changed, which shook some leaves from the tree.

While the recent discoveries may, in fact, indicate that things are moving, and it's certainly interesting in it's own right, these revelations aren't smoke, they're footprints. Smoke means fire, footprints are just a record of someone passing this way at sometime in the past.

Get hype! But you know, manage your risk of stroke/heart attack sensibly.
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I have one simple question.

Switch 2 when?
 
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