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That's highballing it. I'd be amazed if we get to 12pm GMT tomorrow without crossing page 2000.
I expect my shitposting to slow down after today so that may have something to do with my expected timeline.

yeah but what if they announce this thing tomorrow morning
I'll tell ya what happens.

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I would recommend everyone in this thread to go and watch the recent DF video about UE5 titles at 720p on your TV.

Even with the Youtube compression, the image quality holds surprisingly well. Now imagine these same exact titles running at this resolution at 30 FPS with more shimmering due to post-processing being applied before DLSS and more artefacts on the edges of objects due to the lower frame sampling. I think this could be a good level of expectations for visuals on Drake with the information we currently have at hand.
 
oh come on we could get to page 2000 today easyโ€ฆ
 
I would recommend everyone in this thread to go and watch the recent DF video about UE5 titles in 720p on your TV.

Even with the Youtube compression, the image quality holds surprisingly well. Now imagine these same exact titles running at this resolution at 30 FPS with more shimmering due to post-processing being applied before DLSS and more artefacts on the edges of objects due to the lower frame sampling. I think this could be a good level of expectations for visuals on Drake with the information we currently have at hand.

I'm extremely doubtful that most Switch 2 games will aim for the level of detail present in some of these games as there's no real point with the resolution likely so low.

(A lot of UE5 games should really stop aiming for this level of detail in general as the PS5 is way too weak to do heavily detailed nanite geometry)

The question is whether the Switch 2 can run Lumen High without destroying performance to the point of needing to strip away vital attributes of the game. The Switch 2 will likely be pretty bad at software RT (and hardware lumen is even more demanding than Lumen Epic which is way too demanding for the Switch 2) so a lot of compromises may have to be made.
 
A fellow Britain endurer? (we donโ€™t live we endure)
Yep. Living by our motto "Things to do in Britain: 1. Leave" as always.

If there's an announcement tonight, then most of us would miss it, but here's hoping Nintendo is a bit kinder on our sleep schedule.
 
what if Nintendo tweets, this evening,

โ€œTune in November 2nd at 9 AM PT for the first look at the next generation of Nintendo Switch!โ€ with a pic of a NEW pic of Mario looking around a curtain
 
Well I guess if the insiders are not calling it for tmw or early next week, the die is cast.
It s okay, "what matters is the friends we made along the way" haha
That doesn't mean much, really. The Switch reveal wasn't leaked until hours before, and the person who leaked it first it's not an insider anymore.
 
what if Nintendo tweets, this evening,

โ€œTune in November 2nd at 9 AM PT for the first look at the next generation of Nintendo Switch!โ€ with a pic of a NEW pic of Mario looking around a curtain
Instead of Mario it's Taylor Swift peeking from behind the curtain


"Nintendo Switch: Taylor's Version" coming March 2024
 
That doesn't mean much, really. The Switch reveal wasn't leaked until hours before, and the person who leaked it first it's not an insider anymore.
I might need a bit of information correcting but the person who originally leaked the Switch announcement wasn't even sure when it'd happen in the week. They just said "Switch Announcement soon" and hours later the announcement happened.
 
what if Nintendo tweets, this evening,

โ€œTune in November 2nd at 9 AM PT for the first look at the next generation of Nintendo Switch!โ€ with a pic of a NEW pic of Mario looking around a curtain
That time would be like 2 am of friday for japan :unsure:
 
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I might need a bit of information correcting but the person who originally leaked the Switch announcement wasn't even sure when it'd happen in the week. They just said "Switch Announcement soon" and hours later the announcement happened.
A few more hours to wait to know then. I was very hyped tbh but now it seems like the wait is not over.
 
I might need a bit of information correcting but the person who originally leaked the Switch announcement wasn't even sure when it'd happen in the week. They just said "Switch Announcement soon" and hours later the announcement happened.
Yes, you are correct. It was not something concrete. But even if we are looking for something more vague like that, we could have it an hour before the reveal or not having anything at all.
 
A lot of chatter latelyโ€ฆ whatโ€™s going on? I feel like I missed something significant?

This is a good place to start:
 
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Yes, you are correct. It was not something concrete. But even if we are looking for something more vague like that, we could have it an hour before the reveal or not having anything at all.
Thank you.
The leaker themselves was very good in the lead up to launch, getting a whole bunch of stuff right. Without someone as ingrained in Nintendo to get information, we're basically shoved right up shitcreek. Literally all we can do is wait.
 
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Instead of Mario it's Taylor Swift peeking from behind the curtain


"Nintendo Switch: Taylor's Version" coming March 2024
iโ€™ll chew my arm all the way off and write the phrase โ€œFUCK NOโ€ with stump blood on my parquet

then post pictures here of my messy, messy final message every single day at noon until whatever resulting infection I get kills me
 
Is it bad that I have no confidence of an announcement this week or next? I need something else for me to jump in this boat.

You are not alone, and I am certainly in that boat. I have next to no confidence that anything is happening this week or next, but I do very much hope that it happen.
 
Is it bad that I have no confidence of an announcement this week or next? I need something else for me to jump in this boboat
No you're not people here do this every week hype themselves fir a reveal coming soon and nothing happens. The cycle will continue a few more times i think.
 
iโ€™ll chew my arm all the way off and write the phrase โ€œFUCK NOโ€ with stump blood on my parquet

then post pictures here of my messy, messy final message every single day at noon until whatever resulting infection I get kills me
Bold of you to assume blood loss won't do you in first
 
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I expect my shitposting to slow down after today so that may have something to do with my expected timeline.


I'll tell ya what happens.

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Yo Skittzo I'mma let you finish. But Beyoncรฉ had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!
 
You are not alone, and I am certainly in that boat. I have next to no confidence that anything is happening this week or next, but I do very much hope that it happen.

Same. Itโ€™s a whole lot easier to be indifferent to the hype cycle when thereโ€™s a generally agreed upon < 1 year away launch.

Iโ€™m happy to see that there are interesting things to hook into here tho. The shipment stuff gave new life to the thread.

I wish we could trust the dimensions that were shared to be 1. Joy-con 2 as many assumed they were, and 2. precise / accurate. Piecing together potential sizing of the device ahead of launch, and then having some mock up actually be accurate would be a treat.
 
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