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StarTopic Nintendo Direct Speculation |ST3| Speculate Chronicles 3

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Starphanluke said:
We should have an Among Us-eque alarm button next to the "Yeah!" button that let's us signal when we think someone is a Nintendo exec. Then we can call a great council to decide their fate.
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And the great council's decision is always:
"they cool, return to shitposting"
 
Starphanluke said:
We should have an Among Us-eque alarm button next to the "Yeah!" button that let's us signal when we think someone is a Nintendo exec. Then we can call a great council to decide their fate.
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Yeah no, we’re all talking about getting Twilight Princess for Switch but if I recall from that game, trying to get rid of a Nintendo icon backfired on the council, then we’d have to create a Fami version of the Twilight Realm.
 
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GREETINGS FELLOW FORUM DWELLERS, I TOO AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT NINTENDO NEWS. DO YOU THINK WE'LL SEE AONUMA-SAN NEXT W... SOON? I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIS NEW HAIRCUT. HE COMBS HIS HAIR VERY CAREFULLY AND ASKS FUJIBAYASHI-SAN IF IT'S LOOKING ALRIGHT BEFORE GOING ON CAMERA. I BET HE ISN'T INSECURE AT ALL!
 
I hope some Nintendo exec reads this.

Xenoblade 3 is awesome, please release more outfits for the characters.
Switch activity log is pretty bad and if you move your account to a new Switch you cannot order the games correctly by playing time anymore. Why change the awesome 3ds activity log? I know you have that data since is temporary available in the Year in review feature, the REST API returns all data
I love Nintendo
 
Joe said:
In honor of Metroid Prime Remaster (hopefully) being on the horizon, tell me if all of you hear this too:



0:12 - 0:22

and then



2:52 - 3:00

I watched this movie yesterday and heard the similarity immediately.
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Ha, good catch. That's a neat little similarity, thanks for sharing.
 
Awesomegames23 said:
Whenever I see a new person with a new account write that they’ve been a long time lurker I wonder how many people read all the stupid shit we post. I use to have some subconscious ignorance, allowing me to believe that on a busier evening, no more than 30 people read any given comment, but the Direct buzz in this thread and the articles that have referenced FamiBoards in the last 2 days have intruded on the belief of a somewhat hidden message boards. The notion that FamiBoards is becoming more publicly recognized begs the follow up question from the last threadmark...



Do you think Teletubbies would watch the Direct on their own stomach or would they stand next to another Teletubby and watch the Direct on each others’ stomach?
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That's me, former lurker now shitposter
I've seen them all from 2d loyalist through 51 thousand years old ports to the countless dark cloud bans.
 
excuse me nintendo executives, excuse me

Metroid? Sorry. Metroid? Sorry. Metroid? Sorry. Metroid? Sorry. Metroid? Sorry. Metroid? Sorry. Metroid?
 
Apopheniac said:
Nintendo employee who lost an argument in a meeting about a decision who then goes online to argue that the decision was stupid and Nintendo is doomed because of it
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Message forums are just an elaborate insider trading / stock manipulation scheme
 
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Emily said:
I apologize for taking so long to respond to everyone. For the record, I do read everyone's posts. Please don't think I'm ignoring you.



You would be extremely surprised to hear which famous Nintendo executives had accounts over at Resetera. I would know this because I approved some of those accounts during my brief 1-year stint as an administrator over there. To protect their privacy, I won't reveal any names or usernames. But the main point is: Nintendo isn't the bubble that people think it is. They do secretly get out there and interact with the fans on the internet.

Over at Era, there were so many instances when Nintendo Era members didn't realize they were arguing with famous Nintendo senior producers. :LOL: Cerium and I would see Nintendo fans telling a senior Japanese Nintendo executive: "You're an idiot. You don't know what you're talking about"... Because they didn't know the user worked at Nintendo. 😬
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To any Japanese Nintendo exectives reading this. Please make a deal with Konami to licenese the Ganbare Goemon ip and give it Good Feel to develop.
 
Sorbete said:
I hope some Nintendo exec reads this.

Xenoblade 3 is awesome, please release more outfits for the characters.
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I just realized that because of the fact that your characters take on the outfits of the assigned hero class it's like the DLC heros coming out are really elaborate DLC outfit packs

"This outfit comes with an entire quest, download now!"
 
Alright dear Nintendo folks lurking here or being members, good old Bonejack here. I prolly financed some of your kids college with my 30+ years of gaming, so i think you should listen:

Gimme BotW 2.

Raviolo said:
Please also add Twilight Princess like dungeons please
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Please also add the Twilight Princess.

You know ... the character.
 
chocolate_supra said:
I just realized that because of the fact that your characters take on the outfits of the assigned hero class it's like the DLC heros coming out are really elaborate DLC outfit packs

"This outfit comes with an entire quest, download now!"
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Except for the color swaps, hoping for something like that since those are kept in the cut-scenes
 
Red Monster said:
I’m a fan of the spicy Italian sammich


Oh no did I give myself away? What I meant was, uhh, Subway? Never heard of it
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"Subway? I took that to visit the flagship retail subsidiary in New York but I don't remember any sandwiches on it"
 
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okey Nintendo, give us FE6 and FE7 remakes along with FE4 remakes por favor. And make them good ones and not "faithful" like SoV was :>
 
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Pacobob said:
is Zippo reliable? because I found a tweet but I prefer not to send it if it is not reliable
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If it's not accurate, you'll suffer the same fate as Zippo

Zippo is a clown that almost no one takes seriously. The rare time they get stuff right it's because it was so widely available anyone could find it
 
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Emily said:
I apologize for taking so long to respond to everyone. For the record, I do read everyone's posts. Please don't think I'm ignoring you.



You would be extremely surprised to hear which famous Nintendo executives had accounts over at Resetera. I would know this because I approved some of those accounts during my brief 1-year stint as an administrator over there. To protect their privacy, I won't reveal any names or usernames. But the main point is: Nintendo isn't the bubble that people think it is. They do secretly get out there and interact with the fans on the internet.

Over at Era, there were so many instances when Nintendo Era members didn't realize they were arguing with famous Nintendo senior producers. :LOL: Cerium and I would see Nintendo fans telling a senior Japanese Nintendo executive: "You're an idiot. You don't know what you're talking about"... Because they didn't know the user worked at Nintendo. 😬
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Jesus that's incredible and hilarious lol. I can only think of situations like that happening. Thanks for sharing that Emily!!
 
Y'all imagine if DKCfan and MemoryMan were Nintendo executives getting pissed of over nobody believing them when they said Donkey Kong/Daisy was coming while they knew that??
 
Pacobob said:
is Zippo reliable? because I found a tweet but I prefer not to send it if it is not reliable
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Absolutely not. He just makes stuff up pretending to be an insider or makes very guessable, easy to predict “leaks” and will piggyback off other insiders.

Like wow, persona 5 on other platforms? It was only a matter of time. Anyone (and many did) could have said that.
 
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Emily said:
I apologize for taking so long to respond to everyone. For the record, I do read everyone's posts. Please don't think I'm ignoring you.



You would be extremely surprised to hear which famous Nintendo executives had accounts over at Resetera. I would know this because I approved some of those accounts during my brief 1-year stint as an administrator over there. To protect their privacy, I won't reveal any names or usernames. But the main point is: Nintendo isn't the bubble that people think it is. They do secretly get out there and interact with the fans on the internet.

Over at Era, there were so many instances when Nintendo Era members didn't realize they were arguing with famous Nintendo senior producers. :LOL: Cerium and I would see Nintendo fans telling a senior Japanese Nintendo executive: "You're an idiot. You don't know what you're talking about"... Because they didn't know the user worked at Nintendo. 😬
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This warms the deepest cockles of my heart, and I sincerely hope I did interact with any of them back in the day on Era or here.

In which I also hope A) my shitposts did make them laugh/groan, and B) they've read my pleas for Custom Robo making a comeback.

But as much fun as it is for Nintendo execs to wander here, I wonder if any Sony/MS higher ups also think to lurk Nintendo fan forums, and vice versa?
 
chocolate_supra said:
I'm gonna laugh if we've been joking about Bill/PhantomThief all this time only to find out it's true 😅


if anyone's Miyamoto it's @Raccoon with the constant Pikmin 4 talk, he's trying to drum up buzz so Nintendo will actually release it


Maybe @BozPaggs is actually responsible for Dread 😎


Nah, nobody at Nintendo has a voice that smooth


Actually yeah, the pet pictures thread was just bumped today, too, @Emily 👀


Yeah, wasn't this forum built for the express purpose of being a place where NoA employees and contractors could socialize without repercussions?


I mean, that happened for like a day or two when Kit joined. And then it quickly went back to normal. 😅

Btw I like to think Kit is lurking in this thread right now and just laughing his ass off while enjoying a nice slice of Round Table


From the bottom of my heart:
Say and do whatever you want anyway.


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So now that I know Nintendo is listening (watching? reading?), I'll continue my quest for Eternal Darkness. It shall return. Nay, it MUST return! Remaster? Remake? Remakester? Sequel? Prequel? Why yes, thank you.

Come on Nintendo. I'd buy three copies if that helps. Never know when I'd need more then one.

Please? I'll beg if that helps.
 
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