On a more serious note, I had recently vowed to never talk about Splatoon again because I am a fake fan. I intended to adhere to this, but given that I have already violated it by posting the funny kill I figure that I may as well post one more thing about Splatoon.
The inciting incident for my censure as a fake Splatoon fan was my claim that none of the Splatoon 2 specials, including Inkjet, are fun to use. My choice to maintain this assertion about the Inkjet directly led to my condemnation. However, having played Splatoon immediately after this incident, I discovered via the Fresh Squiffer that the Inkjet is in fact fun to use.
As such, please consider this my formal retraction of my baseless claim that Inkjet is not fun.
I will continue to refrain from discussing Splatoon to avoid further incidents caused by my ignorance, unless I get another really, really funny kill.