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hold on i got itThe real question is what happened to SamusHunter? Then you will get your answer
Nintendo called the Tetris theme "Samus Edition" as a shout-out to SamusHunter to prove their insider status
hold on i got itThe real question is what happened to SamusHunter? Then you will get your answer
I’m the only one itt brave enough to say it but
Pikmin 5
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YESMetroid Prime Remake announcement is dropping today at 9am ET.
If that turns out to be actually happening you will be hailed as a prophet here for years to comeMetroid Prime Remake announcement is dropping today at 9am ET.
Totally excited like you are!!I agree, things are really good right now and should continue to be so for a while. Once we get past the September General Direct, announcements and big new stuff is likely to die way down, but then we also have all the massive fall games coming in not long after, and we'll get fed quite well with all of that up through the holidays.
There's a lot going on with this year's September Direct, too: Will it be the big BOTW2 blowout? There's lots of rumored games that kind of need to start showing up like FE and MP since Nintendo is rapidly running out of announced games, too. And there's still the lingering question of new hardware, and if there even will be a September Direct if that's involved somehow. So many fun and interesting questions that will all likely be answered one way or another in just 5 weeks or so.
Random, but the second Super Mario Bros. game on NES, I really liked Luigi for some reason, and I would only pick him. Made the game hard as hell, and it was only later on I beat it, haha!Phenomenal taste in games, listen to Kartina, everyone!
I hope you like Scarlet and Violet! Alternatively, I hope they're good, lol. Sword and Shield were indeed rough and I hope the work on the Switch gets then better prepared for Gen 9.
Also it's funny, but I always thought Mario World was one of the easier ones. Guess it's harder than the NSMB games but it's easier than the NES games!
Haha, that might be it! "Samus Edition" is like a desperate guess at a game title with only happening to know the character's name!"Hey, what was the name of that game starring Metroid we put out recently?"
"... You mean Samus?"
"... I guess?"
"Honestly I don't remember. But she's in it, er... I think she's in it? It would make sense if she was in it. Just... Just put uh... Samus... Edition... Yeah good enough. Nobody buys that shit anyway"
We need to talk about this!!! This is a fantastic master list, and I'm worried/scared they'll get a hold of it and do THIS ONE THING to keep badgering us all. So weird/strange/bizarre!Top 10 Nintendo Click-bait Titles that suck
1. “We Need to Talk About”- Not so much “we” because it’s just the uploader talking into a camera.
2. “Nintendo...Weird/Strange/Bizarre...”- It’s probably not weird/strange/bizarre, but the uploaders’ perspective makes it seem unusual, probably so they can justify a click-bait video title.
3. “...Nintendo...LEAK?!..” - It’s not a leak, it’s a random post from someone who will delete their account in 24 hours or less.
4. “...Nintendo...SOON?!...” - Only saying soon because something probably happened around this time last year.
5. Any video with those dumb, red, little curved arrows point to anything in the thumbnail, universal click bait on YouTube.
6. “...HUGE Nintendo...” - Did Trump make Huge a thing? There are other adjectives for big, try “substantial”.
7. “...I Was Wrong...Nintendo...” - Double dipping makes Kirby sad.
8. “...Nintendo...Worried/Scared...” - I mean, I hope I’m never actually worried about a video game ever in my life.
9. “...Nintendo...This ONE THING” - Why do YouTube titles always have 1, 3, or 5? What’s wrong with 2 and 4?
10. “...WHY NINTENDO?!...” - Because they sat down and made a decision.
I know I missed some good ones but whatever.
Been there, haha!
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What are we speculating this month?
The timing of Nintendo dropping some Splatoon news for example and a theoretical September Direct.What are we speculating this month?
I’m gonna say no but take this with a grain of saltDo you think there's a chance that Pokemon will be presented at the Pokemon Presents tomorrow?
Do you think there's a chance that Pokemon will be presented at the Pokemon Presents tomorrow?
ehhh... depends on Nintendos mood.Do you think there's a chance that Pokemon will be presented at the Pokemon Presents tomorrow?
Based on the name I expect Pokémon presenting instead of Pokémon being presentedDo you think there's a chance that Pokemon will be presented at the Pokemon Presents tomorrow?
Based on the name I expect Pokémon presenting instead of Pokémon being presented
Haha, I'm all for Moranis "Yeah!" fishing:Here.... take this 'yeah' for using a Rick Moranis gif.
Could be Pokemon presents instead of presents? Or, they are presenting presents?Based on the name I expect Pokémon presenting instead of Pokémon being presented
Real insiders tend not to have a constant stream of information. They share what they can and then peace out for a bitWhat happened to our Uncle SyluxHunter? is he just a one hit wonder?
Sylux was never a real insider thoReal insiders tend not to have a constant stream of information. They share what they can and then peace out for a bit
In fact, someone Tweeting new leaks or hints every few days is a pretty good sign they're (at least partially) full of shit
The whole "Bayonetta 3 will release on October 28, and this will be revealed tomorrow at 9am Eastern" is very unlikely to be a lucky guess. Of course, it's possible that's the only real info they hadSylux was never a real insider tho
To be completely honest that release date was pretty obvious, witch game releasing very close to Halloween. Bayo 3 playlist was also updated day or two before that. I am not saying that it was lucky guess but his Splatoon 3 stuff is saying a lot to me. But I don't care at all.The whole "Bayonetta 3 will release on October 28, and this will be revealed tomorrow at 9am Eastern" is very unlikely to be a lucky guess. Of course, it's possible that's the only real info they had
I’ve made it much further in Mario 1 and 3 than I have in World, but it’s probably just because I’ve played the former games so much more.Phenomenal taste in games, listen to Kartina, everyone!
I hope you like Scarlet and Violet! Alternatively, I hope they're good, lol. Sword and Shield were indeed rough and I hope the work on the Switch gets then better prepared for Gen 9.
Also it's funny, but I always thought Mario World was one of the easier ones. Guess it's harder than the NSMB games but it's easier than the NES games!
Yeah Luigi is definitely the hardest character to control in that game, but he’s best boi so I can’t not pick him.Random, but the second Super Mario Bros. game on NES, I really liked Luigi for some reason, and I would only pick him. Made the game hard as hell, and it was only later on I beat it, haha!
Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like predicting Bayonetta 3 just a week after Mario + Rabbids is a pretty risky bet. Nintendo typically likes to space their releases out. I would’ve guessed early October/November/December over late October myself.To be completely honest that release date was pretty obvious, witch game releasing very close to Halloween. Bayo 3 playlist was also updated day or two before that. I am not saying that it was lucky guess but his Splatoon 3 stuff is saying a lot to me. But I don't care at all.
Random, but the second Super Mario Bros. game on NES, I really liked Luigi for some reason, and I would only pick him. Made the game hard as hell, and it was only later on I beat it, haha!
Maybe I'm misremembering, but isn't Luigi known, even to this day, for poor traction in Mario platformers?Yeah Luigi is definitely the hardest character to control in that game, but he’s best boi so I can’t not pick him.
Yes, in SMB2, Lost Levels, the 3D games and NSLU (although iirc all characters in NSLU have those physics by default)Maybe I'm misremembering, but isn't Luigi known, even to this day, for poor traction in Mario platformers?
They also had information about a possible Splatoon 3 delay.The whole "Bayonetta 3 will release on October 28, and this will be revealed tomorrow at 9am Eastern" is very unlikely to be a lucky guess. Of course, it's possible that's the only real info they had
Didn't they say something like "I heard Splatoon 3 was June months ago, it may have been delayed"? I'm not going to call that a definitive miss but it seems like a stretch to give them credit for thatThey also had information about a possible Splatoon 3 delay.
I would say its not credit worthy but i would take it into consideration when thinking theyre valid when it comes to leaks they also are not just spouting random info all the time most of their tweets have nothing to do with leaks. I like to think it is a real leaker who go tired of Samus Hunters bogus leaks and decided to actually do it right lolDidn't they say something like "I heard Splatoon 3 was June months ago, it may have been delayed"? I'm not going to call that a definitive miss but it seems like a stretch to give them credit for that
The sad timeline, as that would mean Xenoblade is still slated for Septemberimagine the timeline in which splatoon is out
but that would've given live a live room to breatheThe sad timeline, as that would mean Xenoblade is still slated for September
I prefer World myself, but it’s still crazy how advanced Bros. 3 is in comparison to the rest of the NES library. Most NES games are basically just tech demos, but Bros. 3 is a legitimately comprehensive game. Only other NES game I’ve played that matches it is Kirby’s Adventure, which came out 4 years later.hot take:
Super Mario Bros. 3 is better then World. Not only that but its still one of the best platformers ever even today.
Must have been mindboggling in '89.
Can confirm, was playing it in '89.hot take:
Super Mario Bros. 3 is better then World. Not only that but its still one of the best platformers ever even today.
Must have been really mindboggling in '89.
A small sacrifice for the greater goodbut that would've given live a live room to breathe
Pikmin 4hot take
Pikmin 4 is well and ready for a 2023 release, spring to mid 2023.
I don't see what's so "hot" about this, when it's true.hot take:
Super Mario Bros. 3 is better then World. Not only that but its still one of the best platformers ever even today.
Must have been really mindboggling in '89.