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Welcome to The AbyssI'm just fielding my fellow Famis for information on the effects of shitposting. Might dabble a bit.
Welcome to The AbyssI'm just fielding my fellow Famis for information on the effects of shitposting. Might dabble a bit.
I gotchu fami.@Skittzo can we get a threadmark? This is legendary for the thread lore
Well folks, it's about time I came clean.
I know around these parts, it's my "thing" to love Subway. And I do. And I forever will. However there's been a development to which I must comment. Firehouse Subs, at least my local location, has now allowed, through their menu on Skip The Dishes, customization of their sandwiches. Among their options are chopped pickles, black olives, and peppers of both the hot and banana variety.
This has changed everything.
Subway has always been my sandwich shop of choice because of the options. Firehouse has always been great but their insistence on ordering exactly what they deem to be the ideal sandwich has always rubbed me the wrong way. Their sandwiches were delicious, but their sandwiches were rigid. Now? The game has changed.
It is, with great consideration, my duty to announce the following:
Firehouse Subs is better than Subway.
I still love Subway. I forever will. Their sandwiches are still incredibly affordable, and they have locations just about everywhere. They have plenty of options, enough to please just about all but the pickiest of eaters.
But with the ability for me to put pickles, chopped to increase their spread through the sandwich, delicious black olives and nice chunks of banana pepper onto my sandwich, I'm sorry: Firehouse has won my heart.
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aw fuck I've been reading about too many trainsBritish Raccoon breaks out. Splendid to see you, old chap.
I make jokes about British people but I've had relationships with several British people so perhaps it is me who is boo boo the foolaw fuck I've been reading about too many trains
not a lot of people know this but in addition to being a weaboo I'm also a teaboo
I know half a dozen chief mechanical engineers from british railway companies and the steam classes they designed
This is an amazing pun.teaboo
I make jokes about the Brits and have complete disdain for large aspects of Britain but I am, in fact, a BritI make jokes about British people but I've had relationships with several British people so perhaps it is me who is boo boo the fool
I make jokes about the Americans and have complete disdain for large aspects of America but I am, in fact, a AmericaI make jokes about the Brits and have complete disdain for large aspects of Britain but I am, in fact, a Brit
I make jokes about the Americans and have complete disdain for large aspects of America but I am, in fact, a America
The special relationship = our shared disdain for our own countriesI make jokes about the Americans and have complete disdain for large aspects of America but I am, in fact, a America
beyond basedI make jokes about the Brits and have complete disdain for large aspects of Britain but I am, in fact, a Brit
won't somebody help them
Well I am told I speak with a bit of a drawlWhich one? North or South?
Nothing brings people together like spiteThe special relationship = our shared disdain for our own countries
won't somebody help them
Really abusing your threadmarking ability there lolUpdate: My partner has been informed of recent events regarding Derachi and we will now be ordering Firehouse Subs in celebration.
edit: ordering now!!!!!!
won't somebody help them
Very well aware of it.. Just the more reason to revisit the idea now their catalogue of colorful characters is so much bigger!
They won't even attempt to do such thing..
That was me actually.Really abusing your threadmarking ability there lol
Wouldn't be fair, SNK has too many human characters. In fact, humans are all they have.SNK vs Nintendo, when?
I may suck at fighting games, but I still enjoy them.
@HockeyBird thanks for suggesting to toast a PBJ a couple months ago. Fuckin incredible
Really abusing your threadmarking ability there lol
NICEUpdate: My partner has been informed of recent events regarding Derachi and we will now be ordering Firehouse Subs in celebration.
edit: ordering now!!!!!!
I am grasping at straws here. What I really want is Capcom vs SNK or Street Fighter X Tekken, but those are just as unlikely (and even if they happened they would likely skip Switch, so eh).Wouldn't be fair, SNK has too many human characters. In fact, humans are all they have.
Nintendo is a mixture of realistic humans, cute humans, anthropomorphic animals, weird & simple creatures who are most likely aliens, fantasy races and robots. Closest thing to counter Nintendo is... Pixar.
What about Mars People from Metal Slug?! It's a good balance!Wouldn't be fair, SNK has too many human characters. In fact, humans are all they have.
That was me actually.
Omg watch out belly Skittzo is trying to make you look like a maniacHahahha I swear to god I did not threadmark that
Americans after 5 minutes of not starting fights over fast food joints with names like Fartin' Bobs and Cock Barn:
I have tried so hard to make it work, but I have come to the conclusion that Team January and Team February simply cannot coexist. Team January is smart, funny, and has good tastes in video games. Meanwhile, Team February is not smart, not funny, and has a 100% completed save file of Hey! Pikmin for the Nintendo 3DS family of systems. I propose that we quarantine Team February in a newly created section of the forums. For forum names we'll have Treehouse, The Roost, R&D, and People That Unironically Believe Hey! Pikmin was Pikmin 4. That last one will house Team February and must be avoided by all people with good tastes.
Also, bring back the snow. That was fun.
Edit: I have never played Hey! Pikmin and my opinion on it should not be respected by any of you.
It clearly says "people" there so I'm gonna count them as humans, lol (they're hopefully playable in Metal Slug Tactics)What about Mars People from Metal Slug?! It's a good balance!
It might not be impossible as it seems. Capcom has been ok with NEOGEO Poecket Capcom vs SNK re-releases, I suspect a re-release of any actual Capcom vs SNK re-release is imminent. A new game? Not anytime soon as KoF15 release is so close.I am grasping at straws here. What I really want is Capcom vs SNK or Street Fighter X Tekken, but those are just as unlikely (and even if they happened they would likely skip Switch, so eh).
If Harada got the stick out of his bum and brought Tekken to Switch, or Capcom made the next SF cross-platform, including Switch, that would also be acceptable. Until then, all I can hope for is Pokkén 2, since KoF XV is a no-show as well.
Actually as a Californian I have a question: are we gonna do a similar effect for the summer months? Something like fire and falling ash maybe?Also, bring back the snow. That was fun.
damn dropping bombs on this random ThursdayWell folks, it's about time I came clean.
I know around these parts, it's my "thing" to love Subway. And I do. And I forever will. However there's been a development to which I must comment. Firehouse Subs, at least my local location, has now allowed, through their menu on Skip The Dishes, customization of their sandwiches. Among their options are chopped pickles, black olives, and peppers of both the hot and banana variety.
This has changed everything.
Subway has always been my sandwich shop of choice because of the options. Firehouse has always been great but their insistence on ordering exactly what they deem to be the ideal sandwich has always rubbed me the wrong way. Their sandwiches were delicious, but their sandwiches were rigid. Now? The game has changed.
It is, with great consideration, my duty to announce the following:
Firehouse Subs is better than Subway.
I still love Subway. I forever will. Their sandwiches are still incredibly affordable, and they have locations just about everywhere. They have plenty of options, enough to please just about all but the pickiest of eaters.
But with the ability for me to put pickles, chopped to increase their spread through the sandwich, delicious black olives and nice chunks of banana pepper onto my sandwich, I'm sorry: Firehouse has won my heart.
I am American and I have no clue what this is referring to.
But regardless, is fighting over fast food joints any worst than fighting over videogames?
𝓌ₕᵢₛₚₑᵣₛ: ᶜᵒⁿᵍʳᵃᵗˢdamn dropping bombs on this random Thursday
also me & my partner’s anniversary!
Disproven by Seinfeld.Hot take: If a sitcom needs a laugh track, it's probably not that funny to begin with
to cover my ass, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is an exception. Jury is reserved for the reboot until release but it's absolutely what happens when those YouTubers who made GRITTY REBOOT TRAILERS OF [beloved franchise] in the late 2000s/early 2010s get a Hollywood budget
I'M A JERSEY MIKE'S MAN!sir this is a firehouse subs