StarTopic Nintendo General Discussion |ST29 Feb. 2024| Two Handhelds, Both Alike In Dignity

[meatbag]

Me reading the last four pages:

Don't leave, we are as welcoming as coffins in the plague

 

[Previously on Lost]

"No more Satya, no more of this."

- Phil "Leotardo" Spencer

 

[EvilChameleon]

Don't leave, we are as welcoming as coffins in the plague

Koffings?

 

[meatbag]

Koffings?

Look at them, they're friendly. They even offer you free whiffs of friendship fumes.

 

[Brofield]

Look at them, they're friendly. They even offer you free whiffs of friendship fumes.

Dodging friendship perfume like the mall department stores

 

[chocolate_supra]

Spoiler: SUSWAVE IGNORE

What's this? It spreads to interweb locations beyond famiboards dot com???

Just know: whenever the inky black of despair grows, so too does the light grow to meet it.

 

[meatbag]

Dodging friendship perfume like the mall department stores

DO NOT FLEE
ACCEPT CAMARADERIE

 

[Brofield]

DO NOT FLEE
ACCEPT CAMARADERIE

THE ONLY CAMARADERIE I ACCEPT IS

W O H O Y​

 

[grobla123]

What on Earth is happening in here?

No leaks and no news, makes homer something something...

 

[D36]

Me reading the last four pages:

Homer is hiding in the leaves. You know what else has leaves in them?









Books

 

[Mr_No_U]

I don’t read

 

[meatbag]

THE ONLY CAMARADERIE I ACCEPT IS

W O H O Y​

And slowly from the shadows emerges...

As the prophecy has foretold! As the prophecy has foretold!

I STRIKE LOVE IN THE NAME OF TWO

 

[chocolate_supra]

And slowly from the shadows emerges...

As the prophecy has foretold! As the prophecy has foretold!

I STRIKE LOVE IN THE NAME OF TWO

 

[Barely Able]

Imagine joining Famiboards this month and having this be your first taste of a General Discussion ST? It has to be an otherworldly experience. I love it

 

[chocolate_supra]

Imagine joining Famiboards this month and having this be your first taste of a General Discussion ST? It has to be an otherworldly experience. I love it

Do you have any idea how long I lurked the Direcc Specc threads on Era, saw everyone talking about the s̶͉͙͖̓h̴̡̯̝͊i̵̯͓̣̿̿t̵̢̯͋p̶̰̣̊̇ŏ̶͎͠s̷̩̈́͜͠ẗ̴̪͔́͠ ̸̫͆a̶̛͖͍b̸̟̘̤̂̃͝y̷̒ͅs̷̬̱̹̄s̷̫̀̕, and thought "damn I gotta get in on thisssss"

 

[mazi]

Nintendo Switch worldwide sales top 139.36 million (6.90M in the last quarter)

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2024/240206_3e.pdf https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/hard_soft/index.html update: forecast for the fiscal year ending in march 2024 has been revised to 15.5 million from 15 million

famiboards.com

Updated sales numbers for Switch titles: Super Mario Bros. Wonder (11.96M), Super Mario RPG (3.14M), and more

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2024/240206_3e.pdf https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/software/index.html updated sales numbers as of December 31, 2023 (+sales in the last quarter): Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - 60.58M (+3.57M) Animal Crossing: New Horizons - 44.79M (+1.41M) Super Smash Bros...

famiboards.com

 

[Sadist]

Almost 140 million.

Christ

 

[Barely Able]

 

[juuso]

My wife, who doesn't have much interest in video games, randomly asked if we have a Wii.

Upon further elaboration I understood she specifically wanted to play Wii Sports. I will use this as an excuse to buy Nintendo Switch Sports of course.

 

[Lugia667]

people are gonna freak out of context lol

it is until it isn't

 

[meatbag]

I will use this as an excuse to buy Nintendo Switch Sports of course

Just as planned!

Nintendo Switch worldwide sales top 139.36 million (6.90M in the last quarter)

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2024/240206_3e.pdf https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/hard_soft/index.html update: forecast for the fiscal year ending in march 2024 has been revised to 15.5 million from 15 million

famiboards.com

Updated sales numbers for Switch titles: Super Mario Bros. Wonder (11.96M), Super Mario RPG (3.14M), and more

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2024/240206_3e.pdf https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/software/index.html updated sales numbers as of December 31, 2023 (+sales in the last quarter): Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - 60.58M (+3.57M) Animal Crossing: New Horizons - 44.79M (+1.41M) Super Smash Bros...

famiboards.com

The NUMBERS have come! The Switch continues its meteoric rise!

I STRIKE LOVE IN THE NAME OF TWO

 

[SammyJ9]

people are gonna freak out of context lol

it is until it isn't

Yeah this is not surprising. He’s going to say this until the literal minute they finally decide to talk about Switch 2, which could be pretty much any time going forward

 

[Raccoon]

I finally set time aside to read the OP

I think I understand. Have people been playing the game?

considering aligning with shitposts, or maybe the book club, but my resentment of the love enjoyers compels me to join the speculators. plus, that seems natural for my brand

damn this is like frat week at school. probably. I never tried to join a frat

 

[meatbag]

Have people been playing the game?

Heck yeah, you can check the threadmarks for the updates on the game!

 

[chocolate_supra]

I don’t read

 

[chocolate_supra]

I finally set time aside to read the OP

I think I understand. Have people been playing the game?

We most certainly have been, though read up on Volc's and Sus' posts back and forth because.. something's brewing. You might've gotten here just in time for shit to get wild

 

[mazi]

The Splatoon series has now sold over 30 million copies

with today's update to splatoon 3's sales, the series combined sales have now surpassed 30 million copies: Splatoon (released in May 2015) - 4.95M as of March 2023 Splatoon 2 (released in June 2017) - 13.60M as of December 2022 Splatoon 3 (released in September 2022) - 11.71M as of December...

famiboards.com

 

[Bonejack]

I think i'm too stupid for this thread game. Or too lazy.

Maybe both.

Multi-character action RPG based on He-Man Revelation/Revolution developed by Monolith Soft

Let's goooo

God, these two shows (seasons?) were so good, but fuck Revolution is WAY TOO SHORT!

 

[grobla123]

People are going to react to that Furakawa statement, huh? But:

1. It didn't specifically say they wouldn't launch a switch 2 in 2024. These words aren't half as weasely as what they've used in the past when they were...creative with statements about their public plans.
2. yes, they WOULD outright lie to us and investors and have in the past.

 

[theguy]

in life all we’re really doing is

 

[LongDrake]

It has been quite a long ride huh.
And I enjoyed every second of it.

 

[Suswave]

I finally set time aside to read the OP

I think I understand. Have people been playing the game?

considering aligning with shitposts, or maybe the book club, but my resentment of the love enjoyers compels me to join the speculators. plus, that seems natural for my brand

damn this is like frat week at school. probably. I never tried to join a frat

it’s an honor to have you! check the Threadmarked numbered UPDATES for the clearest indicators so far — next update after 20 pages

the latest pages have had a TON of interesting gambits — and, interestingly enough, ones logged in the scoring system that I can’t see on the site??

hmm… not sure what to make of that…

but if you feel lost, the next update should consolidate some of the chaos. Cheers!

 

[Raccoon]

the latest pages have had a TON of interesting gambits — and, interestingly enough, ones logged in the scoring system that I can’t see on the site??

wait, you wrote a bot for this?

 

[Suswave]

wait, you wrote a bot for this?

I did no such thing
100% : - )

 

[Bonejack]

I did no such thing
100% : - )

Okay, then you wrote a bot that writes bots and have the bot write the bot we're talking about.

 

[ngpdrew]

People are going to react to that Furakawa statement, huh? But:

1. It didn't specifically say they wouldn't launch a switch 2 in 2024. These words aren't half as weasely as what they've used in the past when they were...creative with statements about their public plans.
2. yes, they WOULD outright lie to us and investors and have in the past.

I agree with all of this.

At the same time, my body is NOT Reggie for another year of coping over Furakawa quotes. "HE NEVER SAID THEY WOULDN'T LAUNCH NEW HARDWARE IN 2023 2024!"

 

[VegiHam]

a strike can only be against one FACTION, for now…

so a LIMINAL FACTION called ALL is created!

and is STRUCK by you!

but no one’s in the FACTION… so it’ll just keep accumulating points in the meantime

Okay but GAMBIT: since ALL you need is LOVE, LOVE is ALL you need, can we take the liminal faction of ALL into the bosom of House LOVE? They'll come live with us, and we'll take that strike.

 

[nitroplum]

Imagine joining Famiboards this month and having this be your first taste of a General Discussion ST? It has to be an otherworldly experience. I love it

I'll have you know this is the first post I've ever made here and yeah this thread has me incredibly confused lol.

 

[BozPaggs]

Seems about time to MANIFEST my dreams.

IT'S FUCKEN PRIME TIME

 

[AngryAlchemist]

Judas Will Let You Affect The Story In Ways You Haven’t Experienced Before, Says Director

Judas creative director Ken Levine has unveiled that the title will let you change the story in ways players haven’t experienced before.

exputer.com

Omg HYPE who's excited my fellow Fami?

 

[meatbag]

I'll have you know this is the first post I've ever made here and yeah this thread has me incredibly confused lol.

Welcome! Don't be intimidated! All you have to do is put your signature on this perfectly legal document and pick TWO in the poll above. Come join the fun and try to stay alive!

 

[nitroplum]

Welcome! Don't be intimidated! All you have to do is put your signature on this perfectly legal document and pick TWO in the poll above. Come join the fun and try to stay alive!

I've fallen for your trap and chose 2.

 

[ngpdrew]

I've fallen for your trap and chose 2.

TWO of us. TWO of us. Gooble, gobble. TWO of us.

 

[Dardan Sandiego]

Judas Will Let You Affect The Story In Ways You Haven’t Experienced Before, Says Director

Judas creative director Ken Levine has unveiled that the title will let you change the story in ways players haven’t experienced before.

exputer.com

Omg HYPE who's excited my fellow Fami?

Trusting Ken Levine making a game called Judas. Am I the only one who feels like there's a lot of loaded symbolism here?

...eh, it's probably nothing.

 

[HockeyBird]

Trusting Ken Levine making a game called Judas. Am I the only one who feels like there's a lot of loaded symbolism here?

...eh, it's probably nothing.

Don't worry, the game will forget about its main themes halfway through the story and go on some sci-fi tangent just like Infinite did.

 

[meatbag]

I've fallen for your trap and chose 2.

TWO of us. TWO of us. Gooble, gobble. TWO of us.

 

[AngryAlchemist]

Don't worry, the game will forget about its main themes halfway through the story and go on some sci-fi tangent just like Infinite did.

That wasn't the worst thing about Infinite's second half

 

[Mr_No_U]

Wait switch didn’t hit 140 million units sold yet?

BOMBA

see you at the clearance bin Nintendo

 

[meatbag]

see you at the clearance bin Nintendo

Can't believe Xbox and Nintendo are leaving the market at the same time... Time to accept our One Playstation Future

 

[D36]

Speaking of BOOKS. Here's one of my all time favorites that just so happen to be about BOOKS!