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I picked the wrong month to stop sniffing glue.
shitGAMBIT: Viable!
Sounds like a tricky maneuver — the kind you need impeccable CHAOS to pull off. So let’s go!!!
SKILL CHECK: Chaos
+2 LOVE Base Chaos
Threshold: FAST X… er, 10
Roll: D1 3 + D2 4
2 + 3 + 4 = 9
CHECK FAILED
You drift with perfectly managed speed, hooking around the blow with profound precision. Dodged!! you think.
But wait — this isn’t Tokyo. You’re in… Italy? No… no wait…
It’s a fucking Olive Garden.
Lost in a fog of confusion, a golden voice pierces through. “When you’re here, you’re family,” it says.
Family… you’re suddenly at ease. The cherubs sing, your cares tokyo drift away…
and @meatbag’s drift-correcting hall-effect blow pops you like a grape!
LOVE will suffer double @meatbag’s blow.
LOVE also loses RIVALRY multiplier on its next STRIKE against TWO.
Good gambit! So close!!!!
I prefer Fazoli's breadsticks. This is my hot take(out).Alas Choco’s gambit failed, but on the plus side… infinite breadsticks?
Elmo getting physically assaulted at a talkshow: wtf I never woulda expected thatWho had "Elmo getting physically assaulted at a talkshow" on their 2024 bingo?
I'm lucky to live in a state with a medicinal glue program.I picked the wrong month to stop sniffing glue.
Zuppa TWOs-gonna win this event (I hope this Olive Garden soup pun didn’t ruin our house’s chances)It’s a fucking Olive Garden.
Same. My routine is usually just a half hour on the bike and 100 weight lifts. I'm trying to lose weight and I've been told not to overdo it and take things at a steady pace. I've also been putting more rice and chicken into my diet with less junk food, that part's still a bit difficult for me.......I am trying to get into exercising and weight lifting more. One of my New Years resolutions is to lose some weight, I have a past health reason for it but it’s nothing to be concerned now. Did some Ewan king down our hill today and it felt good.
shit
there are so many references to so many different things packed in here that I can't even be mad LOL
was not expecting a Sonic movie reference but oh well, away my cares go, serenade by the choir of Dominic Torettos chanting:
…wait what did I saySonic movie reference
okay that's a good one right there, damnZuppa TWOs-gonna win this event
What did Larry David do to Musk?I hope Elmo sues Larry David.
So does the DS.don't make me tap the sign...
the Olive Garden is a running gag in the Sonic movies, for some reason.…wait what did I say
I’m amazed you didn’t use this incredible post to STRIKE a FactionSo does the DS.
I'm half tempted to buy it, it's less than $10 uses on Amazon.
…that was… not intentional… but you’re welcome!the Olive Garden is a running gag in the Sonic movies, for some reason.
I'm sure the reason is money
Ah. Well I've spent too much of my life in the abyss and my 7th Resolution is to read more books, so...... DOWN WITH THE ABYSS!!!I’m amazed you didn’t use this incredible post to STRIKE a Faction
Haven’t had Fazolis in forever, it’s so regionalI prefer Fazoli's breadsticks. This is my hot take(out).
I can respect that! They’re pretty good when they don’t overcook them and might be better plain. But Olive Garden has great alfredo sauce to dip them in, while Fazoli’s alfredo is just… sadI prefer Fazoli's breadsticks. This is my hot take(out).
Yeah....... Thankfully, when I checked it out, it was people making fun of the trend, so that's some comfort. My fluctuating faith in humanity has gone slightly up, today.imagine watching a funny frog video on social media and then looking slightly to the right to see "white history month" trending
As someone who wanted to be artist back in Middle school, I concur. But I've got too many resolutions to keep track of, so I'll make mental note for next year!We don’t need to talk about who started the trend, but seeing a lot of talk on twitter about drawing every day for 100 days is making me want to give it a shot and see how I improve.
Have tried moisturizing your brain?Now that I'm trying to think of shitposts to compete with, my brain is coming up dry. I have drybrain.
I guess it goes to show true shitpostery can't be forced, it's gotta flow naturally.
we’ll count it this time! next time include it in the same post / shitpost and be sure to clearly note your faction and the one you’re striking for it to count!Ah. Well I've spent too much of my life in the abyss and my 7th Resolution is to read more books, so...... DOWN WITH THE ABYSS!!!
So is this a DnD thing? I'm having a hard time following along.we’ll count it this time! next time include it in the same post / shitpost and be sure to clearly note your faction and the one you’re striking for it to count!
I had to google it because I am tremendously blessed with a lack of Olive Garden awarenessZuppa TWOs-gonna win this event (I hope this Olive Garden soup pun didn’t ruin our house’s chances)
I have, actually! Matter of fact the book I read most recently is referenced a few times in this ST!Have tried moisturizing your brain?
Preferably with some books?
LookI had to google it because I am tremendously blessed with a lack of Olive Garden awareness
it’s been a good twenty since the last time I was forced into one
hope to keep up the trend
oh my godI have, actually! Matter of fact the book I read most recently is referenced a few times in this ST!
Look
When you're in a rural area and you like Italian-ish food it's like an oasis
I know it's neither authentic or really all that great but just to help yall understand how bleak it is out here: when we had family visiting years ago and we did a little road trip, it fell on me to figure out where to have dinner because I knew how to google stuff. So I suggested Olive Garden because I thought it'd be simple enough for the family but still different enough to be special.
My grandparents couldn't read the menu because it was "in a foreign language," nobody understood what they were getting, and at the end of the evening my dad chided me for picking "an exotic restaurant" because he assumed I was trying to be pretentious and weird.
It's bad out here.
it’s an “I-made-it-up” thing!So is this a DnD thing? I'm having a hard time following along.
to see a breakdown of how the current scoring of the first three pages went, that UPDATE is over here — helps to practically demonstrate the melange of notions and rulesSo is this a DnD thing? I'm having a hard time following along.
I just realized I can use any of the Faction names. And here I was gathering all the two-related words I could lolreferencing the name of one of the FACTIONS
I was hoping the hilarity would come through! As a side dish: I forget the context but one of my aunts was talking one day about going out to eat and she said something along the lines of "we can go out to a normal restaurant like Taco Bell maybe once or twice a week but don't go to a really fancy restaurant like Chili's or Applebee's more than once a month" and I swear I was basically the melty-smiling emojioh my god
that. that’s bleak. and also hilarious.
if the plague ends someday, you owe it to yourself to at least visit places with like… restaurants…
wish I could psychically teleport anything in my TO delivery radius your way
Who had "Elmo getting physically assaulted at a talkshow" on their 2024 bingo?
I’m not at liberty to discuss why… but there is definitely value and power in mentioning your own faction!I just realized I can use any of the Faction names. And here I was gathering all the two-related words I could lol
who wants to feel old as hell
If this forum was called Bamiboards then Zaldur's Gate 3 would have won Game of the Year.
Do you enjoy slow-paced life sims and decorating stuff? Then you'll enjoy New Horizons.Is Animal Crossing still worth it?
Oh, yeah! Between the sale and the many updates it’s had over the years, it’s never been more worth it.Is Animal Crossing still worth it? Considering buying it now that it's on sale.
Am I the only one that has the following advertisement song always playing in their minds?
- Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liiiberrtyyy, Liiibertyy (Liberty Mutual, I think they're an insurance)
- CALL 1-877-CASH-NOOOOOOW
I have, actually! Matter of fact the book I read most recently is referenced a few times in this ST!
Look
When you're in a rural area and you like Italian-ish food it's like an oasis
I know it's neither authentic or really all that great but just to help yall understand how bleak it is out here: when we had family visiting years ago and we did a little road trip, it fell on me to figure out where to have dinner because I knew how to google stuff. So I suggested Olive Garden because I thought it'd be simple enough for the family but still different enough to be special.
My grandparents couldn't read the menu because it was "in a foreign language," nobody understood what they were getting, and at the end of the evening my dad chided me for picking "an exotic restaurant" because he assumed I was trying to be pretentious and weird.
It's bad out here.