Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for visiting with us this evening. Now I've traveled across half our forum to be here and to see about this thread. Now I daresay some of you might have heard some of the more extravagant rumors about what my plans are, so I just thought you'd like to hear it from me. This is the face -- it's no great mystery.
I'm a Switch Pro man, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across the internet. I have many rumor wells flowing at many thousand posts per days. I like to think of myself as a Switch Pro man. And as a Switch Pro man I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain posting. Now this work that we do is very much a family enterprise. I work side by side with my wonderful father
@Skittzo. I think one or two of you might have met him already. I encourage my posters to bring their families as well. Of course it makes for an ever so much more rewarding life for them. Family means children; children means shitty meme game port begging. So wherever we set up camp, shitty meme game port begging is a necessity, and we're just so happy to take care of that. So let's build a wonderful Friday Night Funkin' thread on Famiboards. These children are the future that we strive for and so they should have the very best of shitty meme games.
Now something else, and please don't be insulted if I speak about this: copium. Let's talk about copium. Now to my mind, it's an abomination to consider that any person, adult or child, on this magnificent forum of ours should have to look upon a tank of copium as a luxury. We're going to dig rumor wells here. Rumor wells means speculation; speculation means confirmation. We're going to raise hopes here where before it just simply was impossible. You're going to have more hope than you know what to do with. Copium will be coming right out of your ears, ma'am.
New rumors, speculation, hopium, copium; these are just a few of the things we can offer you, and I assure you ladies and gentlemen, that if we do find rumors here, and I think there's a very good chance that we will, this community of yours will not only survive, it will flourish.
I'd be happy to answer any questions that you might have. Yes,
@eli?
Well, that will be the first place that they lead. Thank you, eli. Anyone else?
Well, if anything comes up, I'm pretty easy to find and you just come and @ me. Thank you so much for your time. Good night.
Welcome to this special speculation thread, available for a limited time only. As a recap, last month's saga ended quite humorously with the first Partner Showcase since 2020. However, this stunning conclusion has only left us waiting with bated breath for the main event that may or may not actually be coming. What will it look like? What form will it take? I have a few ideas in mind, but as of the time of publication nothing is concrete.
We are truly in a new era, and I am happy to be present for it. As we enter these uncharted waters, it may be best to review some common questions and practices.
Q: So do you guys seriously think x is happening?
A: It depends on what you mean by seriously. While we are at the forefront of entertaining insider hints and teases, I find it best not to take anything for granted.
Q: So I can @ these people and ask them to clarify things, right?
A: That depends on if you want to be cringe.
Q: Asking questions is cringe?
A: In this context, yes. Do not @ people asking for info, as it is cringe.
Q: What are these "insiders" good for, anyway?
A: They share information as they deem appropriate. All we can do is listen, react, and speculate.
Q: Raccoon, what if I think you're cringe?
A: Kill not the part of you that is cringe, kill that which cringes.
Q: So I can @ NateDrake?
A: No. That would be cringe.
This section will be updated if we ever actually get any news, here realistically meaning "Tweets by Andy Robinson, Jeff Grubb, etc." Candidly, I do not expect it. All the same, what kind of ST doesn't have a news section?
