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StarTopic Nintendo Direct Speculation |ST3| Speculate Chronicles 3

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I distinctly recall thinking that tagline for SF0 was dumb and cringe at the time, which is the only reason I still remember it over six years later

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Legion of Primes said:
How about stinky horse game
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How can we use our collective power as Famiboards to convince the lurking Nintendo executives to scrap the 1-2 Switch sequel and make a Stinky Horse life sim instead.

Use the scrapped game as an in universe parallel for The Stinky Horse’s failed game show and he’s now out of a job and we have to help him recover and get back on his feet, maybe even take a shower to wash off that stink.
 
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LukasManak22 said:
So when was Zell talking about how strange Era accounts were messaging him and asking about his sources, that was probably Nintendo higher ups and am not even joking.
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Who could've known the Nintendo ninjas were in fact moonlighting executives?
 
LukasManak22 said:
So when was Zell talking about how strange Era accounts were messaging him and asking about his sources, that was probably Nintendo higher ups and am not even joking.
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Zell :“ that’s simply not possible “

Nintendo : “ why isn’t possible? “

Zell : “ it’s just not “

Nintendo : “ why not you stupid bastard? “
 
Imagine being Yabuki browsing here reading "EPD9 must have a new IP ready by now" knowing you've been all hands on deck on Mario Kart Tour for the past 3 years.
 
"GameCube nation"? Why did fellow GameCube fans slowly make liking the Cube cringe over the years?
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Anyway, GameCube will never be back properly unless they make good on that Switch patent we saw some time ago and bring back the DK Bongos.

And as a bonus - a sequel to Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix.
 
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I like Super Mario. That's why I wanna play regular Mario, because maybe he's just as fun and we're just wasting time.
 
From Zero to hero

Nothing too exciting

Oh I get it now! Captain Falcon joins Xenoblade Chronicles 3 as one of the DLC Heroes.
 
If I were Nintendo, I'd just pretend that Star Fox Zero never existed. I'd remove every trace of the game from the eShop and other official channels and buy the 5 remaining copies that are still in circulation. Every time someone asks me about the Wii U original, I'd just go like "nope, don't know what you're talking about". The only Star Fox related project that was released on the Wii U was Star Fox Guard. When confronted with the actual game I'd act all surprised that fans made a project of such scope (of course, I'd then have to hit it with a C&D). I'd keep the lie up for a few years until people largely give up. Most don't know about the game anyway and the ones that do would be treated like loonies.

And then, because it's such a cool name, I'd release a new game called Star Fox Zero






with a different weird gimmick
 
Raccoon said:
mario kart tour will go down in history as the biggest mistake nintendo ever made
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I see you're getting material ready for your YouTube career.

And the great thing is you can recycle the title "This is the biggest mistake nintendo has ever made" every month with a different subject!
 
BGBW said:
I see you're getting material ready for your YouTube career.

And the great thing is you can recycle the title "This is the biggest mistake nintendo has ever made" every month with a different subject!
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"No, THIS is the biggest mistake Nintendo ever made!"
 
Ah fk me, I accidentally did an oopsy and screwed up trying to renew Amazon prime via accidentally choosing the wrong plan and it wont cancel (lost the End Now option in the process, presumably cause I spam clicked it lmao) and had to pause after a week instead. I'm an actual idiot lmao.

Anyways (forget the dumb rant lmao).... All I need from that Direct aside from the obvious FE shit is GBA expansion for NSO. That's literally going to be the only thing that'll get me to pay for it.
 
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Still can't believe Nintendo employees supposedly and actually roam on forums like Resetera, like why bother :>
 
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Dardan Sandiego said:
If I were Nintendo, I'd just pretend that Star Fox Zero never existed. I'd remove every trace of the game from the eShop and other official channels and buy the 5 remaining copies that are still in circulation. Every time someone asks me about the Wii U original, I'd just go like "nope, don't know what you're talking about". The only Star Fox related project that was released on the Wii U was Star Fox Guard. When confronted with the actual game I'd act all surprised that fans made a project of such scope (of course, I'd then have to hit it with a C&D). I'd keep the lie up for a few years until people largely give up. Most don't know about the game anyway and the ones that do would be treated like loonies.

And then, because it's such a cool name, I'd release a new game called Star Fox Zero






with a different weird gimmick
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but my profile picture will exist forever
 
Dangit, forgot to quote. Consider this a day one patch.
tolkir said:
Direct Begins.

Black Screen.

This starts playing.

How do you react?
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I will [REDACTED] my [REDACTED], that's for sure!

Miyamoto here. I redacted your post for obvious reasons. Please report to mr. Furukawa in the morning.
 
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