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StarTopic Nintendo Direct Speculation |ST8| Press Your (Nintendo Direct) Luck!

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EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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Say it comes from my uncle who works for Nintendo.
 
EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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I’d post the exact list of announcements as is, saying I’ve got an inside source, BUT I’d add one thing in there that is completely stupid and unrealistic and then after the Direct say “oh, huh I guess Babysitting Mama HD ReMix featuring Baby Mario and Baby Luigi got cut last minute”
 
EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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What can I really do? Show photo evidence? Get on a video call with a respected member of the community to show them through it so they can vouch for me? Ultimately I'd probably just tell my friends what happened and treat it with suspicion, and be weirded out when it proves correct.
 
Oh wait I was supposed to make people believe it?

Well at this point it seems the only way to do that is to post the whole list on twitter with a pfp of a red cartoon bird
 
Haven’t followed direct rumors in a while bc I e been….playing games.

I do recall a rumor of a potential April direct. Any talk/rumors?
 
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EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
Click to expand...
As a wholly unnecessary extra layer of cryptic deciphering for the people who stumble upon my discourse of the leak, they'll be greeted to the equivalent of a 'livestream' of overexaggerated reactions (thank you modern YouTube channels and their Direct reaction special) as close to time as the transcript tries to pace it at. Probably would defer from bird and bean posting since how would I be able to prospectively confirm what they know?
 
xghost777 said:
In this hypothetical scenario, I’d get to talk about at length the coolest stuff like three people would care about and that’s how you know I spoke the truth. “Yeah new Fire Emblem is cool and all, but yooo new Fortune Street!” for example lol.
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This is me.

"On one hand, yeah, Prime 4 definitely looks good. BUT I WANNA TALK ABOUT THE NEW MEGA MAN GAME THAT'S COMING."

"But what about Fire Emblem?"

"Yeah, yeah, angsty blue-haired dudes go brrrrrr, now, back to talking about the Blue Bomber...!"
 
EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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Hack Bill Trinen’s Twitter and post it (maybe people don’t know his account was hacked recently and that’s the joke. please don’t hack anyone’s socials!)
 
Sorry. I clicked this thread instead of the other Nintendo one and saw an awful post I had to reply to.

SnowydayUK said:
But do we really have to have a 💩 Indie Direct Nintendo needs to start announcing games coming this year if Switch 2 is delayed still waiting for Zelda Wind Waker and Zelda Twilling Princess
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Oh no...we might have new interesting games instead of overpriced Zelda ports? :(

I miss when we got Zelda games :'(

TreIII said:
Just to update but this is actually fake.



Honestly, thank goodness. Because among other things, it'd be pretty outlandish for the MH team to dredge up a monster and its plot arc from a previous gen so quickly nowadays.
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Wow the "leaker" who retired and came back more times than Silksong has been rumoured for a direct.
 
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EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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Post the real list in Derachi's Just for Fun: make a fake direct leak thread.
 
EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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I add some fake shit, and convince y'all so hard that it's real that I start controversy on the site, and people debate whether I should be banned or not when most of it turns out true, but "New Pushmo" isn't announced.
 
EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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Don't need to convince anyone, when the direct happens they'll see I was right
Then afterwards, cash in for clout, only making vague crowd pleasing statements from then on out
 
EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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I'll say that I'm glad that there is another crossover Mario game coming in this fall and luckily enough, that ain't Mario & Sonic.
 
EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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Let's just say fans of a certain MATLAB function will be even happier this time.
 
Happy April all! We're getting something in the next few weeks, I can feel it. I don't know what but things are brewing.
 
EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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I’d probably write an essay, in Smash Direct-like style channeling my inner Sakurai.

“Wow! I had no idea Nintendo wanted me to share these leaks with you in this format. Better watch out for those Nintendo Ninja’s huh”

I’d end the leak with the following message

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EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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I'm really funny. I would make a much funnier direct than Nintendo would. I would just say it was real and anyone who knows me would think "man these jokes suck" and that's how they'd know
 
EvilChameleon said:
Let’s have some fun with this question in honor of April Fools Day…

Nintendo sends you a complete and 100% legitimate transcript of the next Nintendo Direct and says you can share it however you please, but only today. How do you convince us that it is the real deal?
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I don't share it. It's obviously a test to see where my loyalties lie. So I deleted today's email after reading it just like I did the last five times, because OctoSplattack ain't no snitch.
 
omg this is THE month!

April Direct believers or the April Direct deniers...

who will be the true April Fools?

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the #Believers so have this lol
 
Sorry I haven’t been around to speculate much. I have been dealing with a lot of bad sinus stuff lately (not a joke). The sinus stuff has been terrible but I’m trying to find some relief in gaming when I can.
 
ziggyrivers said:
Oh, I thought the Silksong ting was a joke haha

By the way, watching everyone follow up this game so much has made me curious to try it
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Nonono, the clown emoji as a response to anything Silksong related is the joke 😅

we are clowns for having hope, is the insinuation
 
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