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It's weird how Koji Kondo decided to make all of his Mario overworld themes old-timey American music, and now you only ever hear this stuff in video games and movie scenes that want to establish that it's the 1930's.
all I need to do to see a werewolf in a kilt is open tumblr or walk up Lansdowne
every kid I see only plays with a stick and hoop instead of sweeping chimneys, brainrot lolevery kid I see only has a flip phone and they just text their friends, brainrot lol
every kid I see only watches flash animations on funny junk dot com and eats pop tarts, brainrot lol
every kid I see only has an iPod and canโt do anything without listening to music, brainrot lol
every kid I see only plays their Nintendo with the little Mario man non-stop, brainrot lol
every kid I see only has a walkman and they just listen to tapes all the time, brainrot lol
you uh
you see how this works?
It's time to get into the spirit by emulating some of the hot new features in real life!The wait for this Stardew Valley update to hit the Switch is unbearable.
Something something video games only appeal to the male fantasyIt's time to get into the spirit by emulating some of the hot new features in real life!
Make that white male fantasySomething something video games only appeal to the male fantasy
Hey nowMake that white male fantasy
It's time to get into the spirit by emulating some of the hot new features in real life!
OK that is a legitimate bombshell feature
I'm gonna go find a dude named Clint and ask him to break open my geodes.
Not me, gimme da 'naiseHey now
Some of us genuinely dislike mayonnaise
and would prefer to drink Popeye's blackened ranch
Dukeโs Mayo Bowl cross promotion in Stardew Valley next college football season? I realize this makes sense only to a select few on this forumโฆIt's time to get into the spirit by emulating some of the hot new features in real life!
Unrelated but just thought you should know that Superstars gets high marks from me on first impression. The game is beautiful on PS5 and this is easily the best Sonic has felt since the 2D games. Those boost mode games with 2D parts always feel wrong but this is fabulous.Hey now
Some of us genuinely dislike mayonnaise
and would prefer to drink Popeye's blackened ranch
I admit I had to look this up to get it but rest assured, I was pretty put off by the term โmayo bowlโ from the jumpDukeโs Mayo Bowl cross promotion in Stardew Valley next college football season? I realize this makes sense only to a select few on this forumโฆ
I'm glad you're enjoying it!! But also holy shit what a comment to pick to reply toUnrelated but just thought you should know that Superstars gets high marks from me on first impression. The game is beautiful on PS5 and this is easily the best Sonic has felt since the 2D games. Those boost mode games with 2D parts always feel wrong but this is fabulous.
I know the floor will fall out at some point but so far I'm in heaven.
Related: hate mayonnaise
College football bowl season is definitely one of the most American of things. Making kids play games at heightened risk of injury completely unpaid all to benefit a (usually) old white dude and then rewarding them with the absolute worst snack food trash to eat strictly to be used as an unpaid advertisement if they win.I admit I had to look this up to get it but rest assured, I was pretty put off by the term โmayo bowlโ from the jump
Never forget the Pop-Tart Bowl:College football bowl season is definitely one of the most American of things. Making kids play games at heightened risk of injury completely unpaid all to benefit a (usually) old white dude and then rewarding them with the absolute worst snack food trash to eat strictly to be used as an unpaid advertisement if they win.
At least the players can get paid and rewarded now so thatโs changed. For the Mayo bowl specifically, the coach is rewarded with a dowsing of gallons of Mayoโฆ.
Goddamn I loved that show
Retched just from reading it. They've drinkified what should have never been liquefied.7-Eleven Just Announced a Drink Like We've Never Seen Before
We formally apologize for what we're about to say.t.co
Speaking of terrible food drinks!
If you think about it, everything you eat becomes a drink once your stomach acid works on it.Retched just from reading it. They've drinkified what should have never been liquefied.
Hey speak for yourself,If you think about it, everything you eat becomes a drink once your stomach acid works on it.
It's not lewd, it's a riddle!speak friend and enter
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out of context, that sounds kinda lewd
What.7-Eleven Just Announced a Drink Like We've Never Seen Before
We formally apologize for what we're about to say.t.co
Speaking of terrible food drinks!
WHAT?According to a press release, "Gone are the days of alternating bites of a hot dog with sips of a beverage," because "now those on the go can swap the bun for bubbles."
The person who wrote that copy is a hall of fame bullshitter. They will probably be President one day.What.
WHAT?
speak friend and enter
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out of context, that sounds kinda lewd
this is huge for Limp Bizkit fans probably7-Eleven Just Announced a Drink Like We've Never Seen Before
We formally apologize for what we're about to say.t.co
Speaking of terrible food drinks!
Years ago, I put pancakes in the blender because I thought it would be like pancake mashed potatoes, which would rule. It was not very good. My mom claimed it had something to do with chemical reactions and my vision was impossible, but how can they taste so good when I'm mashing them up with my teeth then? I still believe there must be a way to make it work. Maybe I should try hitting them with a meat tenderizer.7-Eleven Just Announced a Drink Like We've Never Seen Before
We formally apologize for what we're about to say.t.co
Speaking of terrible food drinks!
Just discovered another new favorite!
That was my first thought. I actually played a nu metal playlist the other day and have to sayโฆmost of it isnโt good anymore.this is huge for Limp Bizkit fans probably
something something gluten strandsYears ago, I put pancakes in the blender because I thought it would be like pancake mashed potatoes, which would rule. It was not very good. My mom claimed it had something to do with chemical reactions and my vision was impossible, but how can they taste so good when I'm mashing them up with my teeth then? I still believe there must be a way to make it work. Maybe I should try hitting them with a meat tenderizer.
Yeah a lot of that has not aged well. I still have a fair few bands of that era I like but itโs mostly the bands that had longer careers and kept putting out music much after that periodThat was my first thought. I actually played a nu metal playlist the other day and have to sayโฆmost of it isnโt good anymore.
What's really wild is for me that went down in the morningDrinking mayonaise? Holds back throw-up-reflex
Drinking Hot Dog flavoured water? Critically holds back throw-up-reflex And Limp Bizkit did it first
You folks get weird over the night.
What's really wild is for me that went down in the morning
Now you've given me an idea for a nausea saving throw in a dnd type game.Drinking mayonaise? Holds back throw-up-reflex
Drinking Hot Dog flavoured water? Critically holds back throw-up-reflex And Limp Bizkit did it first
You folks get weird over the night.
Now you've given me an idea for a nausea saving throw in a dnd type game.
...everyone on a team is a game designer.
โฆPeople who go down wild in the mornings are sus to me.