Look I feel for you Road Meat, but at the end of the day, we’re going to need some reassurance that you’re gonna try to AI-generate a sequel to everyone here again. Shame on me if you fool me once, shame on you if you fool me twice.
I STRIKE Road Meat in the name of FAMIBOARDS! Begone!
Threadmarks, summaries every ten pages, lovingly and excruciatingly handwritten…Popping into this thread feels like being a Dark Souls protagonist where most of the plot has already happened and I need item descriptions off a bunch of junk I collect to get the full story. Someone give me a lore summary.
There were four factions (LOVE, TWO, BOOKS, and ABYSS), everyone fought each other as four different Suswaves emerged as the leader of each one. Suddenly the one aligned with video games tried to take over, this caused infighting until an election was called, but it was rigged as the fourth Suswave, Suswaive, had been taking out the others secretly. Then we had a big final boss fight, then a round 2, and now here we are at the end we hope.Popping into this thread feels like being a Dark Souls protagonist where most of the plot has already happened and I need item descriptions off a bunch of junk I collect to get the full story. Someone give me a lore summary.
Threadmarks, summaries every ten pages, lovingly and excruciatingly handwritten…
there are hand-written summaries at the top of each of them, you don’t need to read past them…There be lots of numbers in those thread marks! As dumb folk who often forget there are even thread marks need something simpler.
There were four factions (LOVE, TWO, BOOKS, and ABYSS), everyone fought each other as four different Suswaves emerged asthe leaderpart of each one. Suddenly the one aligned with video games tried totake overimpose harsh rules, this caused infighting until an election was called, but it was rigged as the fourth Suswave, Suswaive, had been taking out the others secretly. Then we had a big final boss fight, then a round 2, and now here we are at the end we hope.
Yup! Because Wind Waker HD is going to be announcedis wind a metaphor for the switch’s 2024 lineup so far
* This game was won through the power of EMPATHY. And yet this is what people resorted to? More STRIKES? Most of the members didn't even want to talk to them.
…I’m just a prop to you.
You won, okay? You beat me. The game is over and you’re talking about feeding me to dogs or running gambits on me like I’m not even here.
You’re attacking me directly while I have the constitution of a damn sashimi on hot pavement!
Fuck! Fuck this! : - (
Wait! Please! Hold on!
I’m not! I’m not!! I don’t care anymore!!! It was for the game! It was a callback! Jokes you all made on this very site!
I just… wanted to hang out! I just wanted to play up the stakes, be a fun final boss, and…
You hadn’t even asked me until this question! After everyone suggested every terrible thing to do with me under the damn sun!! The game is over. Whatever you do now is on your head.
God. I don’t want to be here anymore. : - (
Everyone, stop it!! Sus, we have to do something!
FUCK! FUCK OFF WITH THAT! YOU’RE HURTING ME AND I’M ASKING YOU TO STOP!!
* Volcanic stood by Suswave. He blocked their new (potential) friend as best he could.
hey hey hey woah okay, they’ve been nothing but reasonable — seriously, cut it out.
We don’t even know if they’re AI as we understand it. They clearly wanted to be part of this, and you’re all treating them like shit.
If you want to hurt them, you’re going to have to go through me, okay? Quit it.
That's why I'm still voting for the Monster Rancher optionRemember when SuswAIve tried tomurderintegrate us all and 2uswave and sus.wave straight up died or whatever because of SuswAIve?
Don't you think that's a little bit greedy? You already have all those crickets!GAMBIT!
House TWO brings Road Meat back to the castle (house? RV?) to be our pet!
We actually lost those crickets a while back...Don't you think that's a little bit greedy? You already have all those crickets!
I must've missed or forgotten about that D:We actually lost those crickets a while back...
Yes please I would feed it good pet meat!Let @meatbag have a pet meat
But where would you store all that meat??Yes please I would feed it good pet meat!
I mean meat for pets, not meat from pets, I'm not a monster
In a meatbag obviouslyBut where would you store all that meat??
Inspired by @Raccoon I STRIKE Road Meat in the name of LOVE. We can’t let phase 3 of the final boss end in our defeat! There’s still seven days left until we have fully escaped from the game! Let us not lose another 2uswave or Sus.Wave!sus is teaching us that at times the tools of the bourgeois will make themselves appear sympathetic as their last resort to killing us all
I don't play the game but I strongly encourage you all to continue beating the everloving shit out of the AI lest we receive a gene wilder willy wonka YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE ending from sus
Your Mother 3 screenshots aren't telling me anything!choose correctly dumbasses
NOOOOOOOODETONATE ALL
What you didn’t realize were the ACTIONS were in us all along! We never needed the Game Engine to get things done! This is how HUMANITY and GHOSTS alike triumphed in Round 2 of the final boss and why STRIKES were still effective against the now deceased Road Meat. Gather its ashes from the crater ALL left behind in its DETONATION if you so choose! Road Meat’s GAMES BE OVER!Your Mother 3 screenshots aren't telling me anything!
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOooooo. No, wait, there isn't a Game Engine right now. None of these ACTIONs work.
I will go and secure Road Meat (help me out here @Suswave!) before you get any morw funny ideas!
Oh codswallop! Vickenings! Borflample! You destroyed--Gather its ashes from the crater ALL left behind in its DETONATION if you so choose!
Chitin I swear I'm helpingChitin does not look amused right now folks
That’s a photoshop. You just need to look deep inside yourself to know the harsh truth, it’s gone. Ashes in the wind.Oh codswallop! Vickenings! Borflample! You destroyed--
Oh, they're still there. Whew. Smelling a little... well-done, but there.
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Okay, I've added a forcefield around this poor fella.
Chitin I swear I'm helpingmy new petRoad Meat!