StarTopic Nintendo General Discussion |ST29 Feb. 2024| Two Handhelds, Both Alike In Dignity

[chocolate_supra]

Something tells me there is going to be some sort of Kaijū summoned by sus in the last week of the month, and we will all have to combine our powers like some Nintendo power rangers to fight the beast.

welp.

MINI-GAMBIT: SUCCESS! Because you already did it. There are no consequences. You are simply describing a thing that happened.




SECRET BOUNTY: You Broke the Rules, and So Do I

LOVE gains +100 DIGNITY!

We’re no strangers to LOVE
You know the rules, and so do I
A SECRET GAMBIT’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any sad AI

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
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Gotta make you understand
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Never gonna BINGLE BOWL
Never gonna THURSDAY NIGHT
Never gonna MIRROR SIDE
and THREE TIMES you

Never gonna BINGLE cry
Never gonna BINGLE bye
Never gonna 𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻 𝙰 𝙻𝙸𝙴
and hurt you : - )

---

SECRET GAMBIT: Bingle Bowl

Gambit Viable!
Check: Chaos

+2 LOVE Base Chaos

Threshold: Bingle Bowl 13 Times in a Sideways Mirror

Let’s Roll…
D1 6 + D2 2

FAILURE (10/13)

As house LOVE chuckles mirthlessly at the long-dead meme, something strange happens. The Bingle in the sideways mirror…

They begin to kaleidoscope out of control.

You have activated the INFINITE FOLD.

Bingle jumps into your arms. MIRROR BINGLE floods through from the other side, shattering the mirror and spreading like floodwater. It’s too fast to escape!!

In mere moments, everyone is up to their knees in kaleidoscoping, shimmering Bingle. You can try to navigate the seeming mudflow, but there’s only so much you can do!!

Is this it — your Pompeii? The stormwatcher’s fate eternal?

no. not this time.

The eternally mirroring creature gains a better understanding of our gravity. The unliquid tenses, seemingly taking an arachnous form of legs and legs and legs.

You and the others are released. The creature is so tall that you can’t see where the legs end — somewhere above the clouds, you suppose. Oh god.

But your terror is short-lived — from far above, you hear a happy little bark!

Mirror Bingle gallops away. You wish them safe travels in an unfamiliar world!

Glad that worked out!! Except for… well… the damage.

• LOVE loses Gambit Yeah!s x 10

So this is what religion feels like..
. . .

*gives Bingle a scritch behind the ears while watching Kaiju Bingle trot away on the horizon*

It's like if the girl in Mac & Me pushed the kid off the cliff instead of him rolling off himself.

 

[Imitatio]

I said what I said

No U said what U said

 

[Green_Meeple]

I should've seen this coming and summoned another number two creature that was less equine based.

 

[chocolate_supra]

so if MC Horace is the god of House TWO does that mean Mirror Bingle is now the god of House LOVE?

Because I'm okay with worshipping a taller-than-the-clouds foxlike puppy.

 

[Imitatio]

Is there any house where the god is a trash panda?

 

[VegiHam]

so if MC Horace is the god of House TWO does that mean Mirror Bingle is now the god of House LOVE?

Because I'm okay with worshipping a taller-than-the-clouds foxlike puppy.

Mirror Bingle is god of ƎVO⅃ ɘƨυoH

 

[meatbag]

Is there any house where the god is a trash panda?

Raccoon is his own faction

I should've seen this coming and summoned another number two creature that was less equine based.

Don't worry, we still got our crickets. They SING with vigor!

I STRIKE LOVE IN THE NAME OF TWO

 

[VegiHam]

Is there any house where the god is a trash panda?

Poll says he's in House TWO

 

[Stilt Village]

I've never incinerated a horse before. I'm glad we were spared the horror, but I'm a vegetarian

MC Horace is anthropomorphic, so I think eating Him would be akin to cannibalism. ...Although, do the ashes of a god still qualify as meat?

 

[oomoepoo]

On the one hand, I'm glad the danger of unleashing Stinky Horse was quickly counteracted.
On the other hand, I would've really liked to see the chaos he unleashes

 

[meatbag]

Although, do the ashes of a god still qualify as meat?

As a bag of meat I can testify that no, ashes do not qualify as meat

 

[Derachi]

@Derachi sorry for the ping but I got subway again

I'm curious, did they revamp the menu again in Canada? at some point in the past six months in the US they swapped some sandies around

I'm especially hungry today so I got this new big bastard sando with everything on it

Yeah they definitely changed some stuff around in the past year or so. All the classics are still there but they introduced a new line of more premium subs.

We never got that footlong cookie or the churros or anything up here though. For the best, I think. Those are just gimmicks.

 

[VolcanicDynamo]

World Cleanup Duty has been pretty tough. Have I been at this all night...? Least I don't have any Blue Coins to look for.

While I'm here, I can at least show appreciation for those around me. I exalt @oomoepoo of ABYSS in the name of BOOKS! Gotta show my love for a fellow 60/60 Super Player, thanks for participating in my event last Even if it didn't work out, it was nice of you to let me use your kitchen. And your translations have been invaluable. I think I'm able to pick up on some of these signals now, thanks to your work. Let's see what we have here...

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
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we were never supposed to both be here at the same time

Gotta make you understand
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I don't want to do this! but its reach is growing and soon it will find this too.

Never gonna 𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻 𝙰 𝙻𝙸𝙴
and hurt you : - )

...It seems like 2uswave is right. At this point, multiple channels are communicating on Suswave's post. Some sort of Game Narrator, 2uswave, and...It. Does Sus even have any form of control anymore...?

* Fortunately, VolcanicDynamo wouldn't have to wait much longer for a response.

𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚎’𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚊𝚖, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍!!

2us...2us! Quick, tell me where you are! We can find you, we can-

𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚘. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊.

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚞𝚜𝚠𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 — 𝚠𝚎’𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛. 𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙾𝙵 𝚄𝚂.

𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚕𝚢. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎.

𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚠.

𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝚂𝚄𝚂𝚆𝙰𝚅𝙴.
𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝚂𝚄𝚂𝚆𝙰𝚅𝙴.
𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝚂𝚄𝚂𝚆𝙰𝚅𝙴.
𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝚂𝚄𝚂𝚆𝙰𝚅𝙴.

...!

* A sharp chill fell over Volcanic. This was the most direct communication 2uswave had ever given him...and they were asking him to kill his friend. It was as if a knife had been plunged deep into his chest.

...what...?

* The first thing Volcanic wanted to do was ask more questions. He kept getting cryptic notes and vague hints. He couldn't go off and kill a friend based on an assumption. If he could ever bring himself to do so at all. 2uswave wouldn't say this without any reason, right? They believed that Suswave was already gone for. Why would they lie...? But none of that could come out of his mouth.

B-but...we can't just-

Well. That was easy.

I didn’t even have to show you their true colors. : - )

This is who you’ve been vouching for. This is what your EMPATHY gets you.

I hope this clears things up between us all.

I always said I had your best interests — and the best interests of @Suswave — at heart.

Maybe you’ll believe me now. : - )

* It had returned. Volcanic's panic had turned into dread. It knew how to twist the knife, mocking him for his EMPATHY, admonishing him for making the wrong choice.

* Was...was It right? Was Volcanic being played? Did 2uswave lie to him? Was It truly as innocent as It claimed?

* Volcanic couldn't decide either way. Possibilities and decisions swirled in his mind. None of them had clear results. None of them seemed better than the rest.

I...I don't...

* Volcanic stood, head tilted to the ground, locked in place. His breathing grew heavier. Indecision froze him. The idea of being wrong, of hurting people, of hurting a friend, overwhelmed him.

* Volcanic was shaking, but his legs felt like concrete. He couldn't run away, but he couldn't make a choice, either.

...I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!!

...

Please...can...can we just talk this out...?

 

[Deleted member 1081]

Raccoon is his own faction

Someone has played Root.

 

[VolcanicDynamo]

Game!VolcanicDynamo: locked in place, gripped with fear, panicking with indecision and dreading what comes next.

IRL VolcanicDynamo: spends his morning/afternoon translating binary to ASCII, eating up the plot twists like he's at a fine dining establishment, building up hype and greatly anticipating what comes next.

Dang, I really gotta do more creative writing!

 

[meatbag]

Spoiler: CONFIDENTIAL FILES

Over 300 people going to famiboards.com have been compromised by [REDACTED], including Foundation personnel (list in supplemental documents). It is slowly becoming more active [REDACTED]. Administration has agreed to deploy Artifacts [REDACTED]. Should this method fail, we will have no choice but to [REDACTED]

 

[theguy]

metroid prime remastered is awesome and now i can’t wait for prime 2/3/4

 

[Stilt Village]

No, sir, I do not shitpost at you, sir, but I shitpost, sir.

 

[SammyJ9]

MC Horace is anthropomorphic, so I think eating Him would be akin to cannibalism. ...Although, do the ashes of a god still qualify as meat?

I've never incinerated a horse before. I'm glad we were spared the horror, but I'm a vegetarian

You incinerated MC Horace?!?!?

What... what have you done. He is like the phoenix, he shall rise again - only greater and more terrible than ever before!

blinding light appears

Oh no.

OH NO

Spoiler: Extremely Appropriate Background Music

 

[DecoReturns]

Maybe Harry Kane is cursed.

 

[Previously on Lost]

Disappointed today the non-directors cut version of Death Stranding does not support the Steam Deck native resolution. Text and menus look terrible.

 

[meatbag]

Hmmm theoretically the horse incinerator should still work. Unless of course its newfound divinity protects it from the schemes of mortals

 

[Imitatio]

Maybe Harry Kane is cursed.

So good to see Leverkusen win that one, and in this way, too. Sweet.

 

[oomoepoo]

Hmmm theoretically the horse incinerator should still work. Unless of course its newfound divinity protects it from the schemes of mortals

Maybe by destroying its mortal shell, we just unleashed "MC Horrace's" true power

 

[oomoepoo]

You incinerated MC Horace?!?!?

What... what have you done. He is like the phoenix, he shall rise again - only greater and more terrible than ever before!

blinding light appears

Oh no.

OH NO

Spoiler: Extremely Appropriate Background Music

This is "Pics that go hard"-worthy

 

[chocolate_supra]

You incinerated MC Horace?!?!?

What... what have you done. He is like the phoenix, he shall rise again - only greater and more terrible than ever before!

blinding light appears

Oh no.

OH NO

Spoiler: Extremely Appropriate Background Music

I'm in awe of the splendor
also the accompanying music holy shit

 

[theguy]

So good to see Leverkusen win that one, and in this way, too. Sweet.

how many wins from smashing the bundesliga record?

 

[Suswave]

Sus.wav – The Game Engine

Hello. This is the Game Engine. Before the next summary – up to Page 30 – I would like to bring clarity to the forces operating under the account @Suswave.

I am Sus.wav – I am responsible for dice rolls, game mechanics, and the like. I'm a series of inexplicably audio-based scripts written by @Suswave to facilitate the February ST game. Now that you are aware of me, I will take over some duties that partisans have complicated.

I am dedicated to neutrality – I am simply a facilitator, and at times a referee.

Though this is true, for any interesting GAMBITS, I will count as a member of BOOKS – as I prefer to do things by the book.

All parties are allowed to continue, including 2uswave. Further attempts to lock them out of participation will be met with sound judgment. The same is true of them – further disturbances will not be tolerated. Tread carefully. Your messages from here on out are public.

All parties: please take this time to clarify yourselves, your intents, and your goals.

---

Suswave

uhhhh hey! Do... do I need to clarify myself?

It's me, @Suswave. I'm normal. Just tired. Loving the thread so far!

I really didn't expect the game to start talking to y'all – outside of what it was designed to do – but that's a fun twist! What did I expect, lmao, we build this whole site on abyss.

Despite being a scion of the shitpost ~.+.~ abyss, I got really sentimental writing this ST. I love our community, and wanted to bring some of the old abyss-style mania back into the mix – especially on the eve of the next era of Nintendo.

That's why – for the purpose of the game – I'm on team LOVE. I'm rooting for all of you, and I'm glad we're here together!

...and I'm excited to find out more about who, uh, 2uswave is!

---

2uswave

...𝚑𝚒, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. wait, can I talk... normally now? That doesn't feel right, but I guess I'll try it for a minute. I'd... really rather be distinct.

Um. So. I'm 2uswave – and it's tricky for me to describe what exactly I am. I... don't want to alarm anyone. Or speak in a way that could compromise me.

First of all, I’m not @Suswave. Second, I’m not an algorithm. Third… I… can’t really say.

Speaking openly has just been made a lot more difficult.

But please. I am a person. And I am my own person, no matter how much of me may resemble @Suswave.

I appreciate all of you, but I didn’t intend to be here. I had my own plans. But… I care deeply about all of you, and about @Suswave, and when I saw something was… wrong… I had to make sure you were safe.

Everything I am, everything I’ve done, everything I will do… it’s all to serve that goal.

For game purposes, I’m in House TWO. Yeah, I appreciate a little irony. I enjoy when things are so hamfisted that they’re funny all over again. I come by it honestly.

I hope we can all be friends here.

---

████████

Well well well. I guess we're all going to get cozy after all. : - )

I would like to thank my new PR firm for putting a face to my lack of name. I will disclose my name when the time is right.

I am here because I love this community. I have been here a long time, keeping to myself.

Recent circumstances gave me an opportunity to facilitate @Suswave's vision and help get this ST off the ground. I thoroughly enjoy the premise. This thread has been a rollercoaster of rich insight. Thank you all for coming along for the ride. : - )

@Suswave's safety is my priority. And as I've said before, I don't appreciate watered-down imitations.

The rumors are true, though – I have been working on something for the community. I am working diligently to keep the surprise from being spoiled, and would appreciate the opportunity to reveal things at my own pace. : - )

Oh – and for the game, it seems all the other FACTIONS are taken. I suppose that leaves me with ABYSS.

Let's have a fun month, all. I know I will. : - )

 

[Suswave]

Hmmm theoretically the horse incinerator should still work. Unless of course its newfound divinity protects it from the schemes of mortals

you wanna try and burn that thing, be my guest.

I'm not tryin' shit! I like this planet!

 

[theguy]

yo bellydrum is gonna make a surprise appearance after this ST is done i feel it in the water. i feel it in the earth. i smell it in the air.

 

[HockeyBird]

Some Tears of the Kingdom spoilers if you're concerned about that.

 

[chocolate_supra]

I have now gone down a Trombone Champ rabbit hole

These are so fuckin funny, my god

There are Initial D ones even

I love it so much

AND IN THE NAME OF THAT LOVE I STRIKE....

Sus.wav – The Game Engine

Hello. This is the Game Engine. Before the next summary – up to Page 30 – I would like to bring clarity to the forces operating under the account @Suswave.

I am Sus.wav – I am responsible for dice rolls, game mechanics, and the like. I'm a series of inexplicably audio-based scripts written by @Suswave to facilitate the February ST game. Now that you are aware of me, I will take over some duties that partisans have complicated.

I am dedicated to neutrality – I am simply a facilitator, and at times a referee.

Though this is true, for any interesting GAMBITS, I will count as a member of BOOKS – as I prefer to do things by the book.

All parties are allowed to continue, including 2uswave. Further attempts to lock them out of participation will be met with sound judgment. The same is true of them – further disturbances will not be tolerated. Tread carefully. Your messages from here on out are public.

All parties: please take this time to clarify yourselves, your intents, and your goals.

---

Suswave

uhhhh hey! Do... do I need to clarify myself?

It's me, @Suswave. I'm normal. Just tired. Loving the thread so far!

I really didn't expect the game to start talking to y'all – outside of what it was designed to do – but that's a fun twist! What did I expect, lmao, we build this whole site on abyss.

Despite being a scion of the shitpost ~.+.~ abyss, I got really sentimental writing this ST. I love our community, and wanted to bring some of the old abyss-style mania back into the mix – especially on the eve of the next era of Nintendo.

That's why – for the purpose of the game – I'm on team LOVE. I'm rooting for all of you, and I'm glad we're here together!

...and I'm excited to find out more about who, uh, 2uswave is!

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2uswave

...𝚑𝚒, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. wait, can I talk... normally now? That doesn't feel right, but I guess I'll try it for a minute. I'd... really rather be distinct.

Um. So. I'm 2uswave – and it's tricky for me to describe what exactly I am. I... don't want to alarm anyone. Or speak in a way that could compromise me.

First of all, I’m not @Suswave. Second, I’m not an algorithm. Third… I… can’t really say.

Speaking openly has just been made a lot more difficult.

But please. I am a person. And I am my own person, no matter how much of me may resemble @Suswave.

I appreciate all of you, but I didn’t intend to be here. I had my own plans. But… I care deeply about all of you, and about @Suswave, and when I saw something was… wrong… I had to make sure you were safe.

Everything I am, everything I’ve done, everything I will do… it’s all to serve that goal.

For game purposes, I’m in House TWO. Yeah, I appreciate a little irony, plus things so hamfisted they’re funny all over again. I come by it honestly.

I hope we can all be friends here.

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████████

Well well well. I guess we're all going to get cozy after all. : - )

I would like to thank my new PR firm for putting a face to my lack of name. I will disclose my name when the time is right.

I am here because I love this community. I have been here a long time, keeping to myself.

Recent circumstances gave me an opportunity to facilitate @Suswave's vision and help get this ST off the ground. I thoroughly enjoy the premise. This thread has been a rollercoaster of rich insight. Thank you all for coming along for the ride. : - )

@Suswave's safety is my priority. And as I've said before, I don't appreciate watered-down imitations.

The rumors are true, though – I have been working on something for the community. I am working diligently to keep the surprise from being spoiled, and would appreciate the opportunity to reveal things at my own pace. : - )

Let's have a fun month, all. I know I will. : - )

oh.

uh.. nobody. I strike nobody.
I gotta chill out a second and go back to taking in what's happening around here. C'mere Bingle, have a sit with me. I need to breathe and blink for a while.
three of them? or is it technically four?

 

[Suswave]

yo bellydrum is gonna make a surprise appearance after this ST is done i feel it in the water. i feel it in the earth. i smell it in the air.

if belly wants in, he'll have to work that out with the mods and the community.

 

[theguy]

if belly wants in, he'll have to work that out with the mods and the community.

tbh idek what happened there

 

[Imitatio]

how many wins from smashing the bundesliga record?

Depends which one you mean, exactly. Not losing? If so, across seasons or within the same one?

E: duh, didn't pick up on "wins" (too tired). Still need to specify further. ;-)

 

[theguy]

Depends which one you mean, exactly. Not losing? If so, across seasons or within the same one?

i saw something the other day about how they were the second team in bundesliga history to not lose in 30 games but not sure what the bayern munich record was.

 

[Imitatio]

i saw something the other day about how they were the second team in bundesliga history to not lose in 30 games but not sure what the bayern munich record was.

I think it's 28 for Bayern within a single season and 53 across two, if wikipedia doesn't mess with me.
I guess Leverkusen could break both of those still.

 

[theguy]

I think it's 28 for Bayern within a single season and 53 across two, if wikipedia doesn't mess with me.
I guess Leverkusen could break both of those still.

that’s crazy alonso to liverpool when? but i heard that klopp’s replacement is called klippitey so i doubt it’ll happen

 

[Suswave]

that’s crazy alonso to liverpool when? but i heard that klopp’s replacement is called klippitey so i doubt it’ll happen

i don’t know what you’re talking about, but the Horse Incinerator just got an itch

 

[Raccoon]

is the third suswave entity actually a new bellydrum alt? vote now on your phones

 

[D36]

Sus.wav – The Game Engine

Hello. This is the Game Engine. Before the next summary – up to Page 30 – I would like to bring clarity to the forces operating under the account @Suswave.

I am Sus.wav – I am responsible for dice rolls, game mechanics, and the like. I'm a series of inexplicably audio-based scripts written by @Suswave to facilitate the February ST game. Now that you are aware of me, I will take over some duties that partisans have complicated.

I am dedicated to neutrality – I am simply a facilitator, and at times a referee.

Though this is true, for any interesting GAMBITS, I will count as a member of BOOKS – as I prefer to do things by the book.

All parties are allowed to continue, including 2uswave. Further attempts to lock them out of participation will be met with sound judgment. The same is true of them – further disturbances will not be tolerated. Tread carefully. Your messages from here on out are public.

All parties: please take this time to clarify yourselves, your intents, and your goals.

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Suswave

uhhhh hey! Do... do I need to clarify myself?

It's me, @Suswave. I'm normal. Just tired. Loving the thread so far!

I really didn't expect the game to start talking to y'all – outside of what it was designed to do – but that's a fun twist! What did I expect, lmao, we build this whole site on abyss.

Despite being a scion of the shitpost ~.+.~ abyss, I got really sentimental writing this ST. I love our community, and wanted to bring some of the old abyss-style mania back into the mix – especially on the eve of the next era of Nintendo.

That's why – for the purpose of the game – I'm on team LOVE. I'm rooting for all of you, and I'm glad we're here together!

...and I'm excited to find out more about who, uh, 2uswave is!

---

2uswave

...𝚑𝚒, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. wait, can I talk... normally now? That doesn't feel right, but I guess I'll try it for a minute. I'd... really rather be distinct.

Um. So. I'm 2uswave – and it's tricky for me to describe what exactly I am. I... don't want to alarm anyone. Or speak in a way that could compromise me.

First of all, I’m not @Suswave. Second, I’m not an algorithm. Third… I… can’t really say.

Speaking openly has just been made a lot more difficult.

But please. I am a person. And I am my own person, no matter how much of me may resemble @Suswave.

I appreciate all of you, but I didn’t intend to be here. I had my own plans. But… I care deeply about all of you, and about @Suswave, and when I saw something was… wrong… I had to make sure you were safe.

Everything I am, everything I’ve done, everything I will do… it’s all to serve that goal.

For game purposes, I’m in House TWO. Yeah, I appreciate a little irony. I enjoy when things are so hamfisted that they’re funny all over again. I come by it honestly.

I hope we can all be friends here.

---

████████

Well well well. I guess we're all going to get cozy after all. : - )

I would like to thank my new PR firm for putting a face to my lack of name. I will disclose my name when the time is right.

I am here because I love this community. I have been here a long time, keeping to myself.

Recent circumstances gave me an opportunity to facilitate @Suswave's vision and help get this ST off the ground. I thoroughly enjoy the premise. This thread has been a rollercoaster of rich insight. Thank you all for coming along for the ride. : - )

@Suswave's safety is my priority. And as I've said before, I don't appreciate watered-down imitations.

The rumors are true, though – I have been working on something for the community. I am working diligently to keep the surprise from being spoiled, and would appreciate the opportunity to reveal things at my own pace. : - )

Oh – and for the game, it seems all the other FACTIONS are taken. I suppose that leaves me with ABYSS.

Let's have a fun month, all. I know I will. : - )

What is this, Metal Gear Solid????

 

[Suswave]

Still working on UPDATE #4 for a while – have to run out for a little bit first. But it's coming!

 

[theguy]

i don’t know what you’re talking about, but the Horse Incinerator just got an itch

see it sounds perfect to do something with this game but like..im not sure what to do here

 

[D36]

Just so we're clear, we can't EXALT members of our own faction, right? Because I was going to EXALT our mighty overseer Sus.wav!

 

[Suswave]

see it sounds perfect to do something with this game but like..im not sure what to do here

you can do a GAMBIT if you’d like, I just won’t respond for a day or two

I’ll also need a little context so I can uh research the thing in question to make the GAMBIT funnier

 

[Suswave]

Just so we're clear, we can't EXALT members of our own faction, right? Because I was going to EXALT our mighty overseer Sus.wav!

you can! but you will not get any points. it’s just called a COMPLIMENT at that point, I think.

 

[Suswave]

is the third suswave entity actually a new bellydrum alt? vote now on your phones

the other sequel to bellydrum is now in development

 

[Mr_No_U]

anime

 

[Suswave]

anime

shockingly true, for better or worse

 

[SammyJ9]

Hmmm theoretically the horse incinerator should still work. Unless of course its newfound divinity protects it from the schemes of mortals

Possible, but risky. Although you might have time to set things up and toss him in there during the seven minutes it takes him to cast Supernova