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holy shit you actually made @meatbag stop for a second
not exactly the parameters of the BOUNTY, but you’ve MANIFESTED +100 DIGNITY for the ABYSS with this act of violent kindness
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StarTopic Nintendo General Discussion |ST29 Feb. 2024| Two Handhelds, Both Alike In Dignity
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not exactly the parameters of the BOUNTY, but you’ve MANIFESTED +100 DIGNITY for the ABYSS with this act of violent kindness
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Okay, so I STRIKE ABYSS in the name of TWO with violence. And also confettis because it's carnival!
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Cajun, not French.
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You gave @meatbag a Death Note??? How the heck is that even possible? He's not even in BOOKS! Scary tomes would be our domain!
...hey, hold on a sec. For the Death Note to work, you need a person's name and you need to know their face when writing their name. We're all talking under pseudonyms here without showing our faces. Unless the rules have changed in this game, us users should be safe, right?
...hey, hold on a sec. For the Death Note to work, you need a person's name and you need to know their face when writing their name. We're all talking under pseudonyms here without showing our faces. Unless the rules have changed in this game, us users should be safe, right?
A mysterious machine whirs softly in the middle of a large room in the Montatwo residential area. Someone was putting the final touches on the runic circle below it. Then they stand up, dust themselves off, and walk over to their companion.
"Do you think it'll work?"
"The theory is sound."
"That theory is like 17 different theories. From 17 different fields that usually don't get mashed with each other."
A hand hovers a moment above a shiny red button, before descending. "Orders are orders. It's time to test it out."
GAMBIT: HOUSE OF SWITCH TWO
"So tell me again, why aren't we just for Nintendo to release the damn thing?"
"This won't just be a Switch 2. This will be the Switch 2. The very embodiment of the concept. The Artifact on which the existence of all other Switch 2 units hinges on. Just imagine it. The potential of Nintendo's first party games on stronger hardware. The unshackled third party support. The power of the Switch 2, in the House of Two. The power of the future... in the palms of our hands."
OP
OP
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Gambit Viable!
Check: Willpower
+2 BOOKS Base Willpower
+3 Chorus Faction
Threshold: 15 (One Page, Fifty Posts)
Let’s Roll…
D1 4 + D2 6
SUCCESS (15/15)
fuck. but I don’t wanna do that! I don’t want to punish people who just want to play the game…
I know I said it was reasonable… but I don’t like it!
This is not your call. It is sound, reasonable, and just. The dice have spoken — their will shall be done.
god, someone woke up on the wrong side of the rulebook. are we really doing this? I don’t think we should do this!!
It balances the game. It is JUST. You gave me authority to do this. You told me to judge the GAMBITS.
A balanced, fair game. A fair rule proposed. I am unbiased. This is the will of the DICE.
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maybe I should have programmed you to be gracefully wrong
instead of an asshole…
Enough. Further outbursts and I will be forced to boot you. This is fair and reasonable. It is part of the game. It is done.
- BOOKS gains Gambit Yeah!s x 8
- BOOKS claims the +200 BOUNTY
- GAME LAW is now in effect
- Only the first STRIKE per user on a page will be counted
- Further STRIKES will have FACTION and TARGET REVERSED
- Only the first GAMBIT per user on a page will be counted
- Further GAMBITS will automatically FAIL
- Only the first EXALTATION per user on a page will be counted
- Further EXALTATIONS will damage BOTH FACTIONS
hey, what the fuck?! that’s even MORE work!!!
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he said what he saidWhen you make a joke and receive 5 yeahs but @Mr_No_U makes a slightly different joke right after and gets 11 yeahs
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Well shit. The best of intentions, and all that...
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Oh, hooray! I was considering the PC version, but I'll gladly wait for the port. Dang, I gotta catch up with 2024 releases, I've mostly been catching up with older stuff!
D36
#ITSXENOVER
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THE RULER OF HOUSE BOOKS HATH SPOKEN!!!Gambit Viable!
Check: Willpower
+2 BOOKS Base Willpower
+3 Chorus Faction
Threshold: 15 (One Page, Fifty Posts)
Let’s Roll…
D1 4 + D2 6
SUCCESS (15/15)
fuck. but I don’t wanna do that! I don’t want to punish people who just want to play the game…
I know I said it was reasonable… but I don’t like it!
This is not your call. It is sound, reasonable, and just. The dice have spoken — their will shall be done.
god, someone woke up on the wrong side of the rulebook. are we really doing this? I don’t think we should do this!!
It balances the game. It is JUST. You gave me authority to do this. You told me to judge the GAMBITS.
A balanced, fair game. A fair rule proposed. I am unbiased. This is the will of the DICE.
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> : - (
maybe I should have programmed you to be gracefully wrong
instead of an asshole…
Enough. Further outbursts and I will be forced to boot you. This is fair and reasonable. It is part of the game. It is done.
- BOOKS gains Gambit Yeah!s x 8
- BOOKS claims the +200 BOUNTY
- GAME LAW is now in effect
- Only the first STRIKE per user on a page will be counted
- Further STRIKES will have FACTION and TARGET REVERSED
- Only the first GAMBIT per user on a page will be counted
- Further GAMBITS will automatically FAIL
- Only the first EXALTATION per user on a page will be counted
- Further EXALTATIONS will damage BOTH FACTIONS
hey, what the fuck?! that’s even MORE work!!!
ALL HAIL SUS.WAV!!!!!
(Just to be clear, this isn't an EXALTATION)
OP
OP
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- 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 / 𝖘𝖍𝖊
Gambit Viable!
Check: Chaos
+2 TWO Base Chaos
Threshold: 10 (Aging By Decades)
Let’s Roll…
D1 1 + D2 1
CRITICAL FAILURE (
You summon all your power to make this happen… hunkered down and ready, clenched with strength… here it comes!!!
Ope. Um. Maybe you were just gassy.
…is it just me, or does it kind of seem like everyone just aged a decade around here?
- LOVE suffers -100 Dignity
- TWO suffers -100 Dignity
- BOOKS suffers -100 Dignity
- ABYSS suffers -100 Dignity
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if my interpretation of the OP is correct and "books" are meant to be a loose metaphor for video games, then the fact that Famiboards would have to band together and fight against video games is... actually pretty appropriate.
That being said I STRIKE BOOKS in the name of LOVE!!
The BOOKS people are apparently the ones without backlogs and play their games, yeah. If there was ever an anti-Famiboards faction, it's them lol.if my interpretation of the OP is correct and "books" are meant to be a loose metaphor for video games, then the fact that Famiboards would have to band together and fight against video games is... actually pretty appropriate.
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Sorry everyone. We are all deteriorating now
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You're one to talk, pal. The whole reason we're in this mess is because you wouldn't tone down your bloodlust! We could've had peace, fun, and all the gambits we wanted, but no. You made this bed, buddy, and now you gotta lay in it.
Counterpoint: Look at my dang backlog:
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OP
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Gambit Viable!
Check: Chaos
+4 ABYSS Base Chaos
+3 Chorus Faction
Threshold: 10-Finger Hug
Let’s Roll…
D1 3 + D2 2
SUCCESS (12/10)
EMBRACE CHAOS! EMBRACE CHAOS! EMBRACE CHAOS! EMBRACE CHAOS!
oh cool, you did it.
Good job!
- ABYSS gains Gambit Yeah!s x 10
- ABYSS earns +1 to Chaos Stat!
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OP
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entirely up to you
theguy
Chain Chomp
i used to read this as cahjoon when i was a kid
Always have been
Damn VD, why you in BOOKS, you should be in TWO
You're right. You're absolutely right.
...
EVERYONE LET'S ATTACK BOOKS! TEAR THEIR PAGES OFF!
Hello there! Can I interest you in attacking BOOKS? You get to enjoy the thrill of violence, and it takes no time at all!
Famicrono
Shriekbat
I figured it would not be possible since it's integral to the games plot.
But I wonder what would happen if I do not have Celes and Locke in the group? And instead I go with Edgar, Sabin, Cyan and Gau?
I suppose the director do not appear in the Jidoor house if I do this, can someone confirm?
OP
OP
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- 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 / 𝖘𝖍𝖊
Gambit Viable!
A mysterious machine whirs softly in the middle of a large room in the Montatwo residential area. Someone was putting the final touches on the runic circle below it. Then they stand up, dust themselves off, and walk over to their companion.
"Do you think it'll work?"
"The theory is sound."
"That theory is like 17 different theories. From 17 different fields that usually don't get mashed with each other."
A hand hovers a moment above a shiny red button, before descending. "Orders are orders. It's time to test it out."
GAMBIT: HOUSE OF SWITCH TWO
"So tell me again, why aren't we just for Nintendo to release the damn thing?"
"This won't just be a Switch 2. This will be the Switch 2. The very embodiment of the concept. The Artifact on which the existence of all other Switch 2 units hinges on. Just imagine it. The potential of Nintendo's first party games on stronger hardware. The unshackled third party support. The power of the Switch 2, in the House of Two. The power of the future... in the palms of our hands."
Check: Chaos
+2 TWO Base Chaos
Threshold: 1-2 Switch!
Let’s Roll…
D1 1 + D2 2
FAILURE (5/12)
The machines hum to life, blasting who knows what into your summoning circle.
Finally… House Two will gain the ULTIMATE ADVANTAGE hey what the fuck
it’s. it’s another fucking MC Horace.
with a final wheeze, the HORSE INCINERATOR burns your new friend to a fucking crisp — then falls to pieces
and by now we know the fucking drill. another god damned ONE-WINGED HORACE ascends.
a billion and one. that’s how many of them there fucking are now. miserable.
- TWO loses Gambit Yeah!s x 12
- HORSE INCINERATOR’s last rodeo
theguy
Chain Chomp
I’m not a violent guy, but you have stirred something within me bag of meat. i strike TWO in the name of ABYSS.
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Oh yeah! I STRIKE ABYSS in the name of TWO!
have to remember not to strike for a page now
My GAMBIT has failed, but now a billion and one Sephihorses fill our skies.
It's... it's beautiful.
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I mean... reality's standing isn't exactly great right now, so who even knows what's going to happen
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Ah damn, I knew I'd regret sitting on that F cardGambit Viable!
Check: Willpower
+2 BOOKS Base Willpower
+3 Chorus Faction
Threshold: 15 (One Page, Fifty Posts)
Let’s Roll…
D1 4 + D2 6
SUCCESS (15/15)
fuck. but I don’t wanna do that! I don’t want to punish people who just want to play the game…
I know I said it was reasonable… but I don’t like it!
This is not your call. It is sound, reasonable, and just. The dice have spoken — their will shall be done.
god, someone woke up on the wrong side of the rulebook. are we really doing this? I don’t think we should do this!!
It balances the game. It is JUST. You gave me authority to do this. You told me to judge the GAMBITS.
A balanced, fair game. A fair rule proposed. I am unbiased. This is the will of the DICE.
: - (
> : - (
maybe I should have programmed you to be gracefully wrong
instead of an asshole…
Enough. Further outbursts and I will be forced to boot you. This is fair and reasonable. It is part of the game. It is done.
- BOOKS gains Gambit Yeah!s x 8
- BOOKS claims the +200 BOUNTY
- GAME LAW is now in effect
- Only the first STRIKE per user on a page will be counted
- Further STRIKES will have FACTION and TARGET REVERSED
- Only the first GAMBIT per user on a page will be counted
- Further GAMBITS will automatically FAIL
- Only the first EXALTATION per user on a page will be counted
- Further EXALTATIONS will damage BOTH FACTIONS
hey, what the fuck?! that’s even MORE work!!!
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BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
*frenzied high pitched squeaking*
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
You will all be safe. Don't worry. After all, something has to be alive to bleed.
Your actions were regrettable, but nevertheless thank you for embracing the violence! We hope you keep on drawing blood from here on out.
Reality itself isn't equipped for a billion one-winged horses
But eh I'm sure we'll be fine, just gotta enjoy the neighing
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This is @meatbag ‘s world now, we just live here
I had always hoped I’d go out on Dancing Mad… not this overly popular one trick pony of a song
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This contains the names of characters/locations from all prior FF7 stuff, which inevitably means that some may appear in Rebirth and onward. However, none of their inclusions are because of any information I have about Rebirth; it's just a complete list of all the things that could appear as spoilers in shitty video titles and tweets.
As for me, I'm gonna be limiting my social media usage a lot this month cause, knowing my luck, I'll refresh my Twitter feed and "______ DEATH SCENE!!! KILLED BY ______!!!!" will be thrown in my face even with all these muted words.
This contains the names of characters/locations from all prior FF7 stuff, which inevitably means that some may appear in Rebirth and onward. However, none of their inclusions are because of any information I have about Rebirth; it's just a complete list of all the things that could appear as spoilers in shitty video titles and tweets.
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Stab
Stabs
Shot
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Betrayal
Betrays
Sacrifice
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Fight
Boss
Timeline
Whispers
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Destiny
Shinra
Avalanche
Cetra
Midgar
Kalm
Junon
Corel
Costa
Saucer
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Cosmo
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Nibel
Ancients
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Tifa
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Aeris
Barrett
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Yuffie
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Cait
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Hojo
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Bugenhagen
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Biggs
Wedge
Jessie
Zack
Genesis
Algeal
Weiss
Roche
Chadley
Kyrie
Sonon
Corneo
Leslie
Andrea
Chocobo
Andrea
Sonon
Nero
Weapon
Jenova
Dyne
Loveless
Materia
Summon
As for me, I'm gonna be limiting my social media usage a lot this month cause, knowing my luck, I'll refresh my Twitter feed and "______ DEATH SCENE!!! KILLED BY ______!!!!" will be thrown in my face even with all these muted words.
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What about a billion and one trick ponies?This is @meatbag ‘s world now, we just live here
I had always hoped I’d go out on Dancing Mad… not this overly popular one trick pony of a song
Perfect opportunity for a rickroll and you wasted it
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I had always hoped I’d go out on Dancing Mad… not this overly popular one trick pony of a song
Fuck. I've failed myself, and my family. I apologise.
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A billion and one Sephihorses, huh. Well I know just how to handle this (maybe)
As my inaugural Gambit in the name of BOOKS
GAMBIT: I shall give them DIS PEAR
As my inaugural Gambit in the name of BOOKS
GAMBIT: I shall give them DIS PEAR
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