- Pronouns
- 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 / 𝖘𝖍𝖊
holy shit you actually made @meatbag stop for a second
not exactly the parameters of the BOUNTY, but you’ve MANIFESTED +100 DIGNITY for the ABYSS with this act of violent kindness
holy shit you actually made @meatbag stop for a second
Okay, so I STRIKE ABYSS in the name of TWO with violence. And also confettis because it's carnival!Give in to the violence.
by your command… the BOUNTY is raised to +200 DIGNITY
Cajun, not French.Do i have to talk with a french accent now that i was made Gambit?
Gambit Viable!Understood.
GAMBIT: ALL PLAYERS may only be limited to use one of each ACTION per page.
he said what he saidWhen you make a joke and receive 5 yeahs but @Mr_No_U makes a slightly different joke right after and gets 11 yeahs
Well shit. The best of intentions, and all that...Gambit Viable!
Check: Knowledge
+4 BOOKS Base Knowledge
+3 Chorus Faction
Threshold: 9 Justices
Let’s Roll…
D1 1 + D2 3
SUCCESS (11/9)
Finally, JUSTICE will be had!
You behold the SOUPREME COURT… and realize that it’s full of faschy clowns?! Questionable way to run an institution. And all institutions should be questioned.
Oh. Oh god. @meatbag is in the proceedings smiling… violently. Are they going to rip everyone in the room to shreds? They’re kind of foaming at the mouth…
But this GAMBIT succeeded! Everything’s gonna go just f—
okay they’re scribbling in a little notebook. Right in front of us. Very fast. Looks feverishly giddy about whatever they’re doing.
THE MEMBERS OF THE SUPREME COURT ALL START HAVING HEART ATTACKS.
oh fuck me, @meatbag has a fucking Death Note!
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh f—
- LOVE loses Gambit Yeah!s x 10
- BOOKS gains Gambit Yeah!s x 4 for trying
- ABYSS loses Gambit Yeah!s x 10
- @meatbag has a fucking Death Note
no uhe said what he said
Looks cute, out at the end of the month
THE RULER OF HOUSE BOOKS HATH SPOKEN!!!Gambit Viable!
Check: Willpower
+2 BOOKS Base Willpower
+3 Chorus Faction
Threshold: 15 (One Page, Fifty Posts)
Let’s Roll…
D1 4 + D2 6
SUCCESS (15/15)
fuck. but I don’t wanna do that! I don’t want to punish people who just want to play the game…
I know I said it was reasonable… but I don’t like it!
This is not your call. It is sound, reasonable, and just. The dice have spoken — their will shall be done.
god, someone woke up on the wrong side of the rulebook. are we really doing this? I don’t think we should do this!!
It balances the game. It is JUST. You gave me authority to do this. You told me to judge the GAMBITS.
A balanced, fair game. A fair rule proposed. I am unbiased. This is the will of the DICE.
: - (
> : - (
maybe I should have programmed you to be gracefully wrong
instead of an asshole…
Enough. Further outbursts and I will be forced to boot you. This is fair and reasonable. It is part of the game. It is done.
- BOOKS gains Gambit Yeah!s x 8
- BOOKS claims the +200 BOUNTY
- GAME LAW is now in effect
- Only the first STRIKE per user on a page will be counted
- Further STRIKES will have FACTION and TARGET REVERSED
- Only the first GAMBIT per user on a page will be counted
- Further GAMBITS will automatically FAIL
- Only the first EXALTATION per user on a page will be counted
- Further EXALTATIONS will damage BOTH FACTIONS
hey, what the fuck?! that’s even MORE work!!!
Gambit Viable!I call a MIDDLE-AGED FEATS OF STRENGTH GAMBIT! Each HOUSE has a one time summoning of all their strength for 100 dignity. Doing so though will cause the houses to pull a back muscle, leaving them debilitated for a couple of days. During this time, all CHORUS strikes will have a 50% chance of doing double damage.
if my interpretation of the OP is correct and "books" are meant to be a loose metaphor for video games, then the fact that Famiboards would have to band together and fight against video games is... actually pretty appropriate.Well now we all gotta attack BOOKS
The BOOKS people are apparently the ones without backlogs and play their games, yeah. If there was ever an anti-Famiboards faction, it's them lol.if my interpretation of the OP is correct and "books" are meant to be a loose metaphor for video games, then the fact that Famiboards would have to band together and fight against video games is... actually pretty appropriate.
You're one to talk, pal. The whole reason we're in this mess is because you wouldn't tone down your bloodlust! We could've had peace, fun, and all the gambits we wanted, but no. You made this bed, buddy, and now you gotta lay in it.Well now we all gotta attack BOOKS
They're forcing Fami to play by the BOOK
Counterpoint: Look at my dang backlog:The BOOKS people are apparently the ones without backlogs and play their games, yeah. If there was ever an anti-Famiboards faction, it's them lol.
Gambit Viable!Foolish mortals, seeking to limit CHAOS. Cease this folly and embrace CHAOS.
For one of their number attempting to subvert CHAOS, I STRIKE BOOKS in the name of ABYSS
And I'm not stopping there...
GAMBIT: I embrace CHAOS (I mean I've already embraced CHAOS in a spiritual sense but I want to physically give CHAOS a hug, with back pats and affirmations)
entirely up to youDo i have to talk with a french accent now that i was made Gambit?
i used to read this as cahjoon when i was a kidCajun
Always have beenWe are all deteriorating now
Damn VD, why you in BOOKS, you should be in TWOCounterpoint: Look at my dang backlog:
You're right. You're absolutely right.The whole reason we're in this mess is because you wouldn't tone down your bloodlust!
Hello there! Can I interest you in attacking BOOKS? You get to enjoy the thrill of violence, and it takes no time at all!i used to read this as cahjoon when i was a kid
I decided to pick up FFVI PR yesterday, since I'm in such an FF vibe right now. Just did the opera. Holy smokes did they improve the soundtrack. I love it, every song is just so powerfully rendered. It makes all the plot beats hit so hard, and they already hit very hard as is. I've read divisive opinions, but I love how they added lyrics to the opera.
Oh, what timing!
You can't skip the opera, and IIRC you're supposed to enter the rich man's house to progress the story.
The opera is super frustrating to mess up. That last button press with the flower toss is so narrow in timeframe.
Gambit Viable!
A mysterious machine whirs softly in the middle of a large room in the Montatwo residential area. Someone was putting the final touches on the runic circle below it. Then they stand up, dust themselves off, and walk over to their companion.
"Do you think it'll work?"
"The theory is sound."
"That theory is like 17 different theories. From 17 different fields that usually don't get mashed with each other."
A hand hovers a moment above a shiny red button, before descending. "Orders are orders. It's time to test it out."
GAMBIT: HOUSE OF SWITCH TWO
"So tell me again, why aren't we just for Nintendo to release the damn thing?"
"This won't just be a Switch 2. This will be the Switch 2. The very embodiment of the concept. The Artifact on which the existence of all other Switch 2 units hinges on. Just imagine it. The potential of Nintendo's first party games on stronger hardware. The unshackled third party support. The power of the Switch 2, in the House of Two. The power of the future... in the palms of our hands."
I’m not a violent guy, but you have stirred something within me bag of meat. i strike TWO in the name of ABYSS.Hello there! Can I interest you in attacking BOOKS? You get to enjoy the thrill of violence, and it takes no time at all!
Oh yeah! I STRIKE ABYSS in the name of TWO!I’m not a violent guy, but you have stirred something within me bag of meat. i strike TWO in the name of ABYSS.
My GAMBIT has failed, but now a billion and one Sephihorses fill our skies.a billion and one. that’s how many of them there fucking are now. miserable.
I mean... reality's standing isn't exactly great right now, so who even knows what's going to happenUnless the rules have changed in this game, us users should be safe, right?
Ah damn, I knew I'd regret sitting on that F cardGambit Viable!
Check: Willpower
+2 BOOKS Base Willpower
+3 Chorus Faction
Threshold: 15 (One Page, Fifty Posts)
Let’s Roll…
D1 4 + D2 6
SUCCESS (15/15)
fuck. but I don’t wanna do that! I don’t want to punish people who just want to play the game…
I know I said it was reasonable… but I don’t like it!
This is not your call. It is sound, reasonable, and just. The dice have spoken — their will shall be done.
god, someone woke up on the wrong side of the rulebook. are we really doing this? I don’t think we should do this!!
It balances the game. It is JUST. You gave me authority to do this. You told me to judge the GAMBITS.
A balanced, fair game. A fair rule proposed. I am unbiased. This is the will of the DICE.
: - (
> : - (
maybe I should have programmed you to be gracefully wrong
instead of an asshole…
Enough. Further outbursts and I will be forced to boot you. This is fair and reasonable. It is part of the game. It is done.
- BOOKS gains Gambit Yeah!s x 8
- BOOKS claims the +200 BOUNTY
- GAME LAW is now in effect
- Only the first STRIKE per user on a page will be counted
- Further STRIKES will have FACTION and TARGET REVERSED
- Only the first GAMBIT per user on a page will be counted
- Further GAMBITS will automatically FAIL
- Only the first EXALTATION per user on a page will be counted
- Further EXALTATIONS will damage BOTH FACTIONS
hey, what the fuck?! that’s even MORE work!!!
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMConsidering it’s only the 12th, it feels a bit premature to bust out ye olde ONE-WINGED thing. But hey I’ll take choral and organ music playing in the background today.
You will all be safe. Don't worry. After all, something has to be alive to bleed.I mean... reality's standing isn't exactly great right now, so who even knows what's going to happen
Your actions were regrettable, but nevertheless thank you for embracing the violence! We hope you keep on drawing blood from here on out.I’m not a violent guy, but you have stirred something within me bag of meat
Reality itself isn't equipped for a billion one-winged horseswas NOT equipped for a billion and one
This is @meatbag ‘s world now, we just live hereBUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
*frenzied high pitched squeaking*
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
What about a billion and one trick ponies?This is @meatbag ‘s world now, we just live here
I had always hoped I’d go out on Dancing Mad… not this overly popular one trick pony of a song
Perfect opportunity for a rickroll and you wasted itSince spoilers are now out for FF7 Rebirth, here's a fairly comprehensive list of terms to block to try and help avoid them on Youtube, Twitter, and wherever else you can mute words.
This contains the names of characters/locations from all prior FF7 stuff, which inevitably means that some may appear in Rebirth and onward. However, none of their inclusions are because of any information I have about Rebirth; it's just a complete list of all the things that could appear as spoilers in shitty video titles and tweets.
Final
Fantasy
FF
FFVII
FFVIIR
FF7
FF7R
Remake
Rebirth
Reunion
Ending
Final
Cutscene
Cutscenes
Death
Die
Dies
Kill
Kills
Murder
Murders
Stab
Stabs
Shot
Shoots
Betrayal
Betrays
Sacrifice
Sacrifices
Fight
Boss
Timeline
Whispers
Fate
Destiny
Shinra
Avalanche
Cetra
Midgar
Kalm
Junon
Corel
Costa
Saucer
Gongaga
Cosmo
Nibelheim
Nibel
Ancients
Bone
Cloud
Tifa
Aerith
Aeris
Barrett
XIII
Yuffie
Vincent
Cait
Sith
Sephiroth
Rufus
Reeve
Palmer
Heidegger
Scarlet
Hojo
Reno
Rude
Tseng
Elena
Bugenhagen
Seto
Biggs
Wedge
Jessie
Zack
Genesis
Algeal
Weiss
Roche
Chadley
Kyrie
Sonon
Corneo
Leslie
Andrea
Chocobo
Andrea
Sonon
Nero
Weapon
Jenova
Dyne
Loveless
Materia
Summon
As for me, I'm gonna be limiting my social media usage a lot this month cause, knowing my luck, I'll refresh my Twitter feed and "______ DEATH SCENE!!! KILLED BY ______!!!!" will be thrown in my face even with all these muted words.
I had always hoped I’d go out on Dancing Mad… not this overly popular one trick pony of a song
Fuck. I've failed myself, and my family. I apologise.Perfect opportunity for a rickroll and you wasted it