- Pronouns
- He/Him
welp.Something tells me there is going to be some sort of KaijΕ« summoned by sus in the last week of the month, and we will all have to combine our powers like some Nintendo power rangers to fight the beast.
So this is what religion feels like..MINI-GAMBIT: SUCCESS! Because you already did it. There are no consequences. You are simply describing a thing that happened.
SECRET BOUNTY: You Broke the Rules, and So Do I
LOVE gains +100 DIGNITY!
Weβre no strangers to LOVE
You know the rules, and so do I
A SECRET GAMBITβs what Iβm thinking of
You wouldnβt get this from any sad AI
I just wanna tell you how Iβm feeling
β’---β’--- β’--β’β’-β’- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’--- β’--β’β’-β’- β’---β’β’-β’ β’--β’β’-β’- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’---β’ β’--β’β’-β’- β’---β’--β’ β’--β’β’-β’- β’---β’β’-β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’β’-- β’---β’-β’- β’---β’β’β’β’ β’---β’β’β’β’ β’--β’---- β’---β’β’-- β’--β’β’-β’- β’--β’β’-β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’-β’β’ β’--β’---- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’β’β’-β’ β’--β’---- β’---β’-β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’β’β’-β’ β’--β’β’-β’- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’β’ β’--β’β’-β’- β’---β’β’-β’ β’--β’β’-β’- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’β’β’β’- β’---β’-β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’-β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’β’ β’--β’β’-β’- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’β’-- β’--β’β’β’β’- β’--β’--β’- β’--β’β’-β’- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’-β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’- β’--β’--β’- β’--β’β’-β’-
Gotta make you understand
β’-β’β’-β’β’- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’β’-β’β’ β’--β’---- β’--β’---β’ β’β’-β’β’--- β’---β’-β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’--- β’--β’β’β’β’- β’--β’---β’ β’---β’-β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’-β’β’ β’--β’---- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’β’-β’β’ β’--β’---- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’-β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’- β’---β’β’-- β’β’-β’β’β’β’- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’β’β’-β’ β’---β’-β’- β’---β’-β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’- β’---β’-β’β’ β’---β’β’-- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’β’-β’ β’--β’β’-β’- β’--β’β’β’β’- β’--β’β’β’-- β’--β’-β’β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’- β’---β’β’-- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’β’--- β’---β’β’-β’ β’--β’---- β’---β’--- β’--β’-β’β’- β’--β’---β’ β’--β’β’--- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’β’β’β’- β’--β’---β’ β’--β’β’-β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’β’-- β’--β’---- β’--β’---- β’--β’---β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’- β’---β’-β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’--- β’--β’-β’β’- β’--β’--β’β’ β’--β’--β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’--β’β’--β’ β’--β’-β’β’- β’--β’---β’ β’--β’β’-β’β’ β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’-β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’β’ β’--β’-β’β’- β’---β’β’-- β’β’-β’β’β’β’β’ β’---β’-β’β’ β’--β’---- β’--β’---- β’β’-β’---β’
Never gonna BINGLE BOWL
Never gonna THURSDAY NIGHT
Never gonna MIRROR SIDE
and THREE TIMES you
Never gonna BINGLE cry
Never gonna BINGLE bye
Never gonna ππ΄π»π» π° π»πΈπ΄
and hurt you : - )
SECRET GAMBIT: Bingle Bowl
Gambit Viable!
Check: Chaos
+2 LOVE Base Chaos
Threshold: Bingle Bowl 13 Times in a Sideways Mirror
Letβs Rollβ¦
D1 6 + D2 2
FAILURE (10/13)
As house LOVE chuckles mirthlessly at the long-dead meme, something strange happens. The Bingle in the sideways mirrorβ¦
They begin to kaleidoscope out of control.
You have activated the INFINITE FOLD.
Bingle jumps into your arms. MIRROR BINGLE floods through from the other side, shattering the mirror and spreading like floodwater. Itβs too fast to escape!!
In mere moments, everyone is up to their knees in kaleidoscoping, shimmering Bingle. You can try to navigate the seeming mudflow, but thereβs only so much you can do!!
Is this it β your Pompeii? The stormwatcherβs fate eternal?
no. not this time.
The eternally mirroring creature gains a better understanding of our gravity. The unliquid tenses, seemingly taking an arachnous form of legs and legs and legs.
You and the others are released. The creature is so tall that you canβt see where the legs end β somewhere above the clouds, you suppose. Oh god.
But your terror is short-lived β from far above, you hear a happy little bark!
Mirror Bingle gallops away. You wish them safe travels in an unfamiliar world!
Glad that worked out!! Except for⦠well⦠the damage.
- LOVE loses Gambit Yeah!s x 10
. . .
*gives Bingle a scritch behind the ears while watching Kaiju Bingle trot away on the horizon*
It's like if the girl in Mac & Me pushed the kid off the cliff instead of him rolling off himself.
