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Lemme get that Nintendo Direct Mini revealing Prime HD, Bayonetta 3 release date, Advance Wars, N64 lineup, and Splatoon single player while I'm neck deep in script revisions so I don't lose my sanity

I'm super excited of course but these two weeks are going to be FILLED with sleep deprivation
 
Realised that once Live Alive is out, I'll have around 240 gold points... so I guess I'll be using those off of Elechead around that time, then.
 
I remain confident that the new hardware will be like an expansion of the New 3DS: a new standard that does not usurp the old install base

I don't believe that Nintendo's development teams, at least those working on high profile games, will enjoy being tethered to a 2015 SoC after 2025 while third parties go all gas no brakes on Switch 4K, especially considering how limited the OG Switch CPU is.
There will be a transition period, like there is a transition period from PS4 to PS5, but in the end, even developers at Nintendo don't want to be constrained by an antiquated console when making their new games.
 
patently absurd:
Another Partner Direct. June's Partner Direct was way, way too big to be followed up so soon.
I think the fact that they grouped all those big announcements together instead of keeping DQ Treasures until a later Partner in like August/September because it releases in December, and the fact they gave it a date instead of "Nintendo Direct Mini: Partner Showcase | June 2022"
 
I think the biggest (or smallest) indicator of what’s coming is the newly created concierge service for accidentally damaged Switches. Why launch that now if you’re just going to make a hugely different platform next?
 
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In a complete vacuum, I would've been expecting the main event to be this Tuesday, because Nintendo loves following Monday holidays. However, the absence of any vibes whatsoever makes me think it's highly unlikely.
The only reason I'm not vibing up this place to an obnoxious degree is because I'm genuinely afraid for the future of my country and had a very upsetting conversation with some of my closest friends earlier that was related to that. If I were in top shape I'd vibe enough to carry this whole damn thread. Revision vibes, successor vibes, software vibes, I don't give a fuck I got em all.
 
In a complete vacuum, I would've been expecting the main event to be this Tuesday, because Nintendo loves following Monday holidays. However, the absence of any vibes whatsoever makes me think it's highly unlikely.
I forgot it’s 4th of July. Maybe cause im
Force to work that day. Or I hate this country.

Anyways. Nintendo ain’t going in that day for sure so I don’t expect anything till the following week.
 
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If I ran Nintendo I’d have directs every month. Everyone would be happy.
Nintendo fanbase:
-“ I missed when Nintendo directs were special”
-“too many directs, it was a blessing having only 1 in 2020 in my opinion”
-“ugh why directs on 3rd party games”

Guaranteed. I feel it in my bones.
 
The only reason I'm not vibing up this place to an obnoxious degree is because I'm genuinely afraid for the future of my country and had a very upsetting conversation with some of my closest friends earlier that was related to that. If I were in top shape I'd vibe enough to carry this whole damn thread. Revision vibes, successor vibes, software vibes, I don't give a fuck I got em all.
I moreso meant insider/journalism vibes but I appreciate your sentiment and am sympathetic to your interpersonal strife
 
In a complete vacuum, I would've been expecting the main event to be this Tuesday, because Nintendo loves following Monday holidays. However, the absence of any vibes whatsoever makes me think it's highly unlikely.
We had the Pokémon trailer from Memorial Day and Xenoblade 3 direct from Juneteenth. But 4th of July feels too close for something big again.
 
In a complete vacuum, I would've been expecting the main event to be this Tuesday, because Nintendo loves following Monday holidays. However, the absence of any vibes whatsoever makes me think it's highly unlikely.
They like to follow up Monday holidays with announcements on Tuesday, not events on Tuesday IIRC.
If I ran Nintendo I’d have directs every month. Everyone would be happy.
They'd lose their mystique and part of their marketing power.
 
The creation of an event speculation thread without any significant rumors is just veiled attempt to usurp the Nintendo General Discussion thread as the main topic on this forum. I see what is going on here. Your Direct speculating radicals are trying to regain power after losing it in 2020. It aint going to work. It's time for your brainless mobs it disperse!

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The creation of an event speculation thread without any significant rumors is just veiled attempt to usurp the Nintendo General Discussion thread as the main topic on this forum. I see what is going on here. Your Direct speculating radicals are trying to regain power after losing it in 2020. It aint going to work. It's time for your brainless mobs it disperse!

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Rhythm Heaven fans were unwelcome. I did what I had to do
 
Nintendo fanbase:
-“ I missed when Nintendo directs were special”
-“too many directs, it was a blessing having only 1 in 2020 in my opinion”
-“ugh why directs on 3rd party games”

Guaranteed. I feel it in my bones.

They like to follow up Monday holidays with announcements on Tuesday, not events on Tuesday IIRC.

They'd lose their mystique and part of their marketing power.
Alright if I was in charge we’d do 1 Direct per year
 
Since I'm pretty certain Resident Evil ports are done until the Switch 2 I could go for some Fatal Frame stuff. Fatal Frame 4 and the Wii remake of 2 would make for very exciting reveals.
 
Alright if I was in charge we’d do 1 Direct per year

There should be one event a year. Maybe sometime in the late spring or summer. And instead of video presentations, all the companies come to together to do press conferences and a convention. Then for the rest of the year, news only comes to various magazines that we have to subscribe every month.
 
This thread hasn't even been open for 24 hours and y'all already got to 10 pages 👏 👏 👏

I'm a shameless git and voted for next week because I have Tuesday off and who wouldn't want a day to savor a Direct?
 
I know that. But nothing other than hardware speculation bleeding over to this thread?
There’s no info today or expected at all from Nintendo until Tuesday. Enjoy peace before the thread descends into madness as the second full week of July approaches.
 
I don’t think it was coincidence an investor asked about F-Zero and Baten Kaitos. Just like someone asked about Famicom Detective some years ago and what do you know it was true…
 
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There should be one event a year. Maybe sometime in the late spring or summer. And instead of video presentations, all the companies come to together to do press conferences and a convention. Then for the rest of the year, news only comes to various magazines that we have to subscribe every month.

Sounds exactly like something I would fervently look forward to every year for decades.
 
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We should all pull our cash together to buy some Nintendo stock so we can let Nintendo know what games we want to see at an investors call. We should send money to one person to buy the stock and be our representative. As a long time member of this community, I am willing to step to be that person. I can be speak on all your behalves and makes sure everyone's voices are heard. I think a nice even $1 million will enough to let us ask some question. I'll set up a Paypal for people to send me the money so I can make the stock purchase.
 
We should all pull our cash together to buy some Nintendo stock so we can let Nintendo know what games we want to see at an investors call. We should send money to one person to buy the stock and be our representative. As a long time member of this community, I am willing to step to be that person. I can be speak on all your behalves and makes sure everyone's voices are heard. I think a nice even $1 million will enough to let us ask some question. I'll set up a Paypal for people to send me the money so I can make the stock purchase.
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We should all pull our cash together to buy some Nintendo stock so we can let Nintendo know what games we want to see at an investors call. We should send money to one person to buy the stock and be our representative. As a long time member of this community, I am willing to step to be that person. I can be speak on all your behalves and makes sure everyone's voices are heard. I think a nice even $1 million will enough to let us ask some question. I'll set up a Paypal for people to send me the money so I can make the stock purchase.
I nominate @Dark Cloud as our representative to ask the question.
 
If Metroid Prime Remaster releases November 4th (just a guess), is a mid-September direct too late to announce it?
Nah.
Nate wasn't teasing anything, Grubb was logic-ing his way into expecting one but I don't think it was a tease.
Yeah, the one thing you can take from Nate is that he seems to think Nintendo does have enough to justify a Direct ahead of the usual September one. But his thoughts aren't grounded upon actual heard plans for an event, and he's indicated as much.
It’s a problem when it basically hijacked all discussion in this forum
FWIW, new hardware will either be announced this month or discussion of it will largely go back into containment in the dedicated thread for it for the rest of the year. There are very few people who think an announcement later than this month makes any sense, as it'd be rather late for a release this year but early for a release next year. You shouldn't have to put up with discussion of an intangible device much longer either way.
you know what I could totally see happening in this thread?

After an uneventful first week, hype and hopium start inflating with the expectation of a hardware reveal mid-July.

Rumblings of something start to happen, and hype skyrockets far past unsafe levels. We catch wind of something being announced in a matter of days. Might even be next Monday the 11th!!

11th rolls around and they announce... a Direct. Shit goes pandemonium. Half the site is melting down over a hardware reveal, the other half is freaking out and trying to remind the melted half that hardware doesn't get revealed in Directs, but to no avail - patterns have been thrown out the window and hype has infected every single person in this thread.

Then the Direct rolls around and it's entirely software-based with not a crumb of hardware for the rest of the month.
My only point of contention here is that Nintendo hasn't really announced hardware that would make any sense to reveal in a Direct since the new 3DS... which they did reveal in a Direct. Drake also fits that bill. You don't need to - and shouldn't - show software alongside the Lite or OLED model; the point of the Lite is the form factor, and you can't get the difference the OLED model makes across to viewers by showing them game trailers. Their quick 3-5 showcase reveals that demonstrate the physical differences of the hardware is as effective as you can get. Drake is an exception to this; you arguably need game trailers to properly market it.

That's not to say I'm committed to the idea that it'll be announced in a Direct, but a Direct that's at least in proximity to its reveal makes more sense than following the pattern of the Lite and OLED model to a T.
yeah, to my mind it all breaks down like this:

most likely:
No event; Nintendo decided they didn't have enough to show this year. Maybe they thought that Prime would be a lower-key announcement better suited to Twitter.

next most likely:
Hardware. When E3 was cancelled they pulled their news for the big hardware announcement in their usual manufacturing-dictated timeframe, leaving behind a killer Partner Direct to fulfill obligations. Biggest flaw with this narrative is that one would assume the original third party announcements would have related to new hardware, but there are ways of rationalizing this.

unlikely:
First party Direct moved to July for fun. Why would they do this? Spacing? It makes no sense.

patently absurd:
Another Partner Direct. June's Partner Direct was way, way too big to be followed up so soon.
This is also where I'm at. There's just not quite enough noise for me to consider a hardware reveal more likely than not, but without hardware the idea that Nintendo kept their first party announcements held back by a few weeks just comes across as being in denial. Why would they indeed? They were behind on making trailers? What do they stand to gain by splitting what was presumably one planned E3 Direct into two? I can't think of anything other than having new hardware they want to reveal first, which Nintendo would have reason to hold off on announcing for even a month or two as it could reasonably slow down current hardware sales. Either that, or the Direct runtime was just too long with the first party announcements - but that feels like an even more absurdly hopeful take on the situation than a hardware reveal, and it doesn't explain why Nintendo would split it into specifically third party and first party focused Directs.

Which leaves us with the notion that Nintendo decided to just get by until September. Not unreasonable; they have a highly anticipated game at the end of this month, and presumably a Splatoon 3 Direct lined up for August. The assumed September Direct would slot in at just the right time to keep the momentum going, and they could even get away with revealing Metroid Prime that late if they wanted to. In this timeline, hardware is not being shown or released this year. But even that feels slightly off; why not include Metroid Prime in the June Direct, give a Splatoon 3 update, show the next Booster Pass courses, maybe slip a 2023 trailer in there (Zelda?), and just call it a normal Nintendo Direct? Surely that would've been enough with how heavy-hitting some of the third party announcements were? Looking back at the last few September Directs, they tend not to have much in the way of new first party reveals anyway; the last one had Kirby and the NSO Expansion Pack, while the one before had the Smash Fighter Pass 2, SNES NSO, and Xenoblade DE. These Directs are historically much more focused on highlighting already announced holiday and winter titles, so I don't think adding in a couple of reveals to June would've stolen September's thunder.

Nothing is quite satisfying at the moment. I think part of the reason I'm giving such a large shake to hardware is because it all would make sense in the end if it does happen now, whereas if it doesn't happen I don't see a scenario where I look back at the end of the year and understand Nintendo's moves this summer. Not that Nintendo always makes sense on the outside, of course.
 
My only point of contention here is that Nintendo hasn't really announced hardware that would make any sense to reveal in a Direct since the new 3DS... which they did reveal in a Direct. Drake also fits that bill. You don't need to - and shouldn't - show software alongside the Lite or OLED model; the point of the Lite is the form factor, and you can't get the difference the OLED model makes across to viewers by showing them game trailers. Their quick 3-5 showcase reveals that demonstrate the physical differences of the hardware is as effective as you can get. Drake is an exception to this; you arguably need game trailers to properly market it.

That's not to say I'm committed to the idea that it'll be announced in a Direct, but a Direct that's at least in proximity to its reveal makes more sense than following the pattern of the Lite and OLED model to a T.

My thoughts as well.

To add to that, unlike Lite or OLED, Drake might have exclusives at launch (or shortly after) and those need to be showcased at some point as well. New3DS and Xenoblade 3D were announced together in a Direct while the Nintendo Switch had a full Jan 2017 showcase.
 
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My one hope for this year is that we get a collection of Super Mario Galaxy 2 and Super Mario 3D Land in a bundle for this holiday season. There doesn't to be any other Mario game planned for this year so it's the perfect time to get SMG2 on the Switch along with every other 3D Mario game. And please for the love of god Nintendo don't make it a limited release. Just don't.

they probably will
 
you know what I could totally see happening in this thread?

After an uneventful first week, hype and hopium start inflating with the expectation of a hardware reveal mid-July.

Rumblings of something start to happen, and hype skyrockets far past unsafe levels. We catch wind of something being announced in a matter of days. Might even be next Monday the 11th!!

11th rolls around and they announce... a Direct. Shit goes pandemonium. Half the site is melting down over a hardware reveal, the other half is freaking out and trying to remind the melted half that hardware doesn't get revealed in Directs, but to no avail - patterns have been thrown out the window and hype has infected every single person in this thread.

Then the Direct rolls around and it's entirely software-based with not a crumb of hardware for the rest of the month.
This could happen but Nintendo will never choose July 11th for a announcement, for a very specific reason.
 
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