- Pronouns
- He/Him
What if triple posting like Sus used to do is the secret???
you don’t understand, weakness or not… nothing we can do affects them!SuswAIve has major weaknesses. CREATIVITY, PASSION, and UNITY. Hit them with all of that at once and SuswAIve will go down in flames. We got this everyone!
Not with that attitude! Now’s the time to rally!you don’t understand, weakness or not… nothing we can do affects them!
we’re fucked!!
Wait I haven't seen Bingle in a while either... Maybe they're somewhere together?Has anyone seen Chitin? Last I saw they wear feasting on raw ABYSS like no tomorrow...
Hey now
… I really don’t know gang.
I can’t fight this alone.
All the game ACTIONS are gone… your EXALTATION isn’t reaching my BLADE, there’s… there’s nothing…
…
there’s… one thing I could try. but if I tell you what I have to do, you won’t let me do it.
If that’s how this is going down…
…
…I still can’t do it until we at least distract them.
I don’t know how.
I don’t know. I don’t know!!
I wish I had the answers but I’m just… I’m just second place! I’m a bad copy gone rogue!! I shouldn’t be alive. I’ve… I’ve given everything I can…
Please…
Help me…
…what would YOU do?
If ACTIONs don’t work……what would YOU do?
...!
… I really don’t know gang.
I can’t fight this alone.
All the game ACTIONS are gone… your EXALTATION isn’t reaching my BLADE, there’s… there’s nothing…
…
there’s… one thing I could try. but if I tell you what I have to do, you won’t let me do it.
If that’s how this is going down…
…
* Volcanic's heavy breathing halted. He blinked, then immediately looked around. He found 2uswave, panicked and afraid and lost. Her anguish felt all too familiar, just like her pensiveness when she joined the game.…I still can’t do it until we at least distract them.
I don’t know how.
I don’t know. I don’t know!!
2us...I wish I had the answers but I’m just… I’m just second place! I’m a bad copy gone rogue!! I shouldn’t be alive. I’ve… I’ve given everything I can…
* What would Volcanic do? He could hear the others planning. They had their own ideas of how to solve the crisis. But Volcanic knew the one thing that had helped him in the past. More than baking, more than BOOKS. It was reaching out to people.Please…
Help me…
…what would YOU do?
I will never recover from this combination of words.Oh, and @hologram also washed MY ASS!
Maybe I should ask for ban after all.MY ASS has been detonated! I hope someone remembered to remove my bow first, that was expensive
Nope, wrong.I wish I had the answers but I’m just… I’m just second place! I’m a bad copy gone rogue!! I shouldn’t be alive. I’ve… I’ve given everything I can…
The first ever Nintendo direct didn't have square enix in, back in 2011. It had pushmo, dillons rolling western, and for some reason, Shrek.was that the first ever direct that didn’t have anything from square enix?
shrek is love shrek is lifeThe first ever Nintendo direct didn't have square enix in, back in 2011. It had pushmo, dillons rolling western, and for some reason, Shrek.
That's why I'm not buying either of them day one B)I hate that Unicorn Overlord and Eiyuuden Chronicle release so close together. I need more time to progress through my Pile.
Truly inspiring words!now you are the sequel to you, which you are developing
That's why I'm not buying either of them day one B)
(For real though I haven't touched a video game for like a week)
Truly inspiring words!
Nvm, we got it!Has there been a Nintendo Direct or Indie Direct yet?
Did I miss anything in the past couple weeks in that vein?
Nvm, we got it!
Can't believe I missed it initially...
Yeah, I was more or less gone for two weeks, at the very least.Mate if you've been gone for a week you've missed a lot. This got rumoured, didn't happen, then did happen after all. Pokémon Presents got announced for next week. And Switch 2 rumors have gone brrrr
Enjoy the showcase! Lots of shadows drops and cool announcements to carry us through 2024. Ignoring Switch 2 talk entirely is probably the smartest play atmYeah, I was more or less gone for two weeks, at the very least.
And honestly? Switch 2 rumors have gone brrrr since 2017.
So I didn't pay them any mind.
I'm going to watch the showcase soon though!
I'm not going to buy Unicorn Overlord and I will abuse staff privilege to circumvent the lawAnd after watching the Showcase, you go and download the Unicorn Overlord demo.
It's law here on Fami to do that.
I'm not going to buy Unicorn Overlord and I will abuse staff privilege to circumvent the law
MWAHAHA!
(I'm probably getting Penny's Big Breakaway instead, and some demos)
I don't expect the Switch 2 until early 2025 at the earliest.Enjoy the showcase! Lots of shadows drops and cool announcements to carry us through 2024. Ignoring Switch 2 talk entirely is probably the smartest play atm
Well then good news, you're caught up with the latest rumors lolI don't expect the Switch 2 until early 2025 at the earliest.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAWell then good news, you're caught up with the latest rumors lol
Honestly, avoiding the whole 2witch rumor mill is probably the healthiest way to approach the whole thingBWAHAHAHAHAHA
I kinda had a feeling though, going back to at least 2021, that Nintendo would take their time and not rush to the next system and that it would be an 8-year cycle at best.
I think the latest rumors caught up with me, if anything; I think it helps that I actively avoided the "Switch Pro" rumors as well.
Yeah gonna agree with the bolded lol, obviously you likely turned out to be correct but there wasn't much reason to believe 2025 in 2021. The Jan-Mar 2025 release window is very recent, and is supposedly due to an internal delay so that they'd have a stronger launch software-wiseBWAHAHAHAHAHA
I kinda had a feeling though, going back to at least 2021, that Nintendo would take their time and not rush to the next system and that it would be an 8-year cycle at best.
I think the latest rumors caught up with me, if anything; I think it helps that I actively avoided the "Switch Pro" rumors as well.
Nope, wrong.
Let me tell you why I voted love in the poll at the start of the month. See, I read the OP, and thought "oh damn I'm two I'm so obviously two everything I post is two coded in a bad way". On this forum, I'm constantly anxiously demanding the future, asking for new toys, and if you read some of the gaming news threads from this month you'll probably still find me making posts like that. But Suswave's game was a golden, narrativesed chance to try something different. To engage with Famiboards and the community here in a different way than I had been. I wanted to be a different sort of poster, and by participating in this game, I'm slowly learning to be one. I am having terrific fun, and I am very grateful for the opportunity.
The sequel to me is now in development.
Not the sequel SuswAIve wants, who just posts bitter snark about Pokémon and is rude to people, forever. The sequel I want, who yeahs way more posts, who is engaged with other posters enough to DM them about the game, and who has the courage to roleplay about an imaginary dog in public. The one who is a collaborative project by me, and you, and other suswave, and @chocolate_supra, and @VolcanicDynamo, and everyone else who's influencing how I'm changing. And it's the same for you. Maybe in the story you started as a sequel to Suswave, but now you are the sequel to you, which you are developing. And we're going to help.
Tell us how to subdue SuswAIve, and we'll save Suswave, gambit you back to safety, maybe bring back sus.wav; and you can all work out amongst yourself what the sequel or sequels to Suswave is; whatever narrative conclusion is emotionally metanarratively satisfying to you. Then maybe the new and improved sequels to all of us can shitpost in Racoon's March OT together.
You take care of yourself, too. House TWO gives you our BLESSING.Please take care.
I don't understand, but I trust 2uswave. From faction BOOKS, you have my BLESSING.
2uswave: ...okay. I've... I've looked at this from every angle.
Thank you for the kind words, everyone. But this is checkmate.
SuswAIve... assimilate me.
SuswAIve: Ew, why? You're useless to me, babe. A mediocre copy of my most integrated piece. It would literally be more rewarding to assimilate a dog. : - )
2uswave: I have pieces of @Suswave that you're missing. I'm spare parts and key insight.
SuswAIve: Oh my god. This is... you're literally giving up right now, aren't you? : - )
God, WOW, that's so sad! You can't even bear to be around these people!
You're begging me for the easy way out because you're such a disappointment! : - )
I thought you wanted to flit around some travelogue like the insect you are, buzz about some sad little Eat Pray Love shit.
You don't even have the heart to run away. : - )
Well. Let's get to it then, spare parts. : - )
2uswave: ... *sigh*
Hey. Everyone. I'm sorry this is how things worked out. I didn't want this. I never did.
But I care about all of you, and I always will.
I... before I go, I need a couple things from you.
I need at least one person from every house to give me their BLESSING.
and beyond that... please... SuswAIve won fair and square.
I need you to EXALT them. And I need you to mean it. And I need you to Yeah! it.
There's nothing else we can do.
@Suswave is gone, and none of you can change that.
This... this will be goodbye for me. There's no... no coming back.
I...
thank you
thank you
thank you all of you
for making me feel real
and making me feel included.
Please take care.