Prediction time from your local sherif banana:
January- Anther code remake collection drops
February- Direct time baby, Twilight princess and windwaker remasters shadow drop as a double pack for 60 bucks, 40 dollars individually. We also get Mario Vs DK and a Pokémon presents this month
March- Peach showtime releases to mid 70 reviews and disappoints everyone (please don’t let this happen). Some time in March before or after showtime, a switch 2 reveal trailer is shown with a presentation slated for June
April- Rhythm Heaven Melody Mayhem drops to 90’s and 100’s across the board, sells 8 million copies, and turns rhythm heaven into a flagship Nintendo series (PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN)
May- Fire emblem, genealogy of the holy whatever drops to whatever reviews and whatever sales, whatever. We also get the physical launch for the Zelda remasters, but that is a mere foot note on peoples mind. At this point hype for the Switch Advance presentation is atmospheric, and things get even crazier when Pyoro drops a single message, 4
June- The presentation begins with the big one, Metroid Prime 4. Full meaty trailer with tons of mechanics, beautiful graphics, haunting music, and an early 2025 release window. The game has a duel release on switch and switch advance, with the switch version looking surprisingly passable. After that bomb shell comes even more. Third party’s storm to release games on switch 2, with SF6, Final fantasy 7 remake, Devil may cry 5, Call of Booty, and Elden ring announced to be on Switch Advance day 1. Now for some more exclusives, a new Mario Kart! A new extensive single player mode is announced, alongside 48 entirely new and gorgeous tracks. More of the tracks in this game are based on places from the games, with tracks based on Delfino island, the wonder isles, Sarassa land, and other famous locations being shown. The game isn’t a full crossover kart, but it definitely ups the crossover element with Kirby, Captain Falcon, and Olimar being included alongside a surprise appearance by the blue blur himself, Sonic T. Motherfucking Hedgehog. Game launches exclusively on switch 2 for 70 dollars (yep that’s a thing now). Heres a little look at the console itself, which is decked out with some sweet specs. This thing is at the level of a PS4 Pro, being able to decently run most modern games, though most people could surmise that from the third party support. Nintendo also took notes from the PS5 controller and has interactive controllers, bumping the price of the Joycons up to 100 bucks. Then we get an insane bombshell, Nintendo Vs Sega, battle for the universe, a marvel Vs Capcom style game featuring an all start line up of Nintendo and Sega characters, developed by ArcSys and launching sometime in 2025. The game looks beautiful and has a starting roster of 30 characters, with DLC being teased. The game supposedly started as a Mario and sonic crossover before turning into something bigger. Kirby is up next, with a sequel to forgotten land being slated for Spring 2025. People will be surprised this is coming out so soon after forgotten land, but then they will realize by the time the game comes out forgotten land will be three years old and they will feel ancient. The big focus with this game is improving upon forgotten land, with more copy abilities, worlds, and playable characters. Finally, the new 3D Mario is announced to immense excitement. The game combines many aspects of Odyssey and Bowsers fury, having five massive levels that change themes as they go along. For instance, you may start out a level in the sea, then go to a pirate filled archipelago, before finally reaching an undersea metropolis. Each of the 5 levels is the size of 3-4 levels in odyssey, with the devs really making use of the what the switch advance can do. The game is set for September alongside the launch of the new console as an exclusive.
July- Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door + Paper Dk’s royal rumble launches to critical acclaim and moderate sales success. It ends up underperforming compared to origami king however, causing great anxiety among Paper Mario fans
August- Nothing but crushing anticipation and a direct for the new 3D Mario
September- Switch advance finally launches alongside the next 3D mario, with both receive universal acclaim and decent sales. It doesn’t get to the height of the switch 1, but definitely comes close, which I have a feeling will be a theme this generation. Mario Kart 9 or 10 or whatever also gets itself a direct, with DLC announced for 2025
October- The next Mario kart comes out to immense praise. The sales for this thing are off the charts, with it selling better then the actual console it’s exclusive to. There is some debate on if it should have just been Nintendo kart, but most people agree Nintendo made the correct choice
November- Black and White remakes come out to horrible reviews and sell like hot cakes anyway. Pokémon Company says that they are “closely looking into player issues” while rushing game freak to make gen 10 by November 2025.
December- A much needed breather after the chaos of the last few months. The switch 2 launch is considered a massive success, and Nintendo is only just getting started with its newest console
Then I wake up