In all seriousness, there's only really one move Nintendo can make in response to this industry shaking news:
Acquire Good-Feel, merge them with EPD and Intelligent Systems, and, invest the entirety of their liquid cash reserves, and use the entire workforce of the combined super-developer Entertainment, Planning, Development, Intelligence, Systems, Good, and Feel (EPDISGF) to create a new Wario Land game which is so bloated, so insanely ambitious, so full of farts, so well animated, so ethically disturbed and so philosophically misinformed that it crashes the entire gaming market (console, mobile, PC and streaming) and forces every gaming company out of business, thus ending this madness once and for all
Only Wario can save us now