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Game of the year is out now
Nice to see this guy getting his own game spin-off
Game of the year is out now
Game of the year is out now
Game of the year is out now
Well, guess he won't be working on a Billy Hatcher remake
Sonic Creator Admits To Illegally Trading Over $1 Million
Yuji Naka was arrested twice last year for illegally trading Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest stockskotaku.com
One down. One to go. It's happening.We're all rooting for you! Not much left of the game, now.
And remember...
Hesitation is defeat
So, based on Nintendo Switch Sports datamines there's currently 6 more collections for a total of 52 in the game files. After that they will loop. Pretty much one year of support. Barring any further updates, I think I'm probably going to mostly shelve this by the end of April. It's become my second most played Switch game at 125h and after playing this almost every week for a year I'm of two minds about it.
I'm going to get the negative out of the way first.
In several ways, this game fails to live up as a sequel to Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort. If I were to make a checklist of missteps, the lack of singleplayer content would be at the very top. After the Golf update I think it actually has a very respectable and on average the best selection of sports. Sadly, it's all about the online (which I love but more about that later). No CPU ladder, no extra modes from Resort, just the basic, stripped down selection of sports. I always likened the first Wii Sports to Nintendo's NES sports games but in 3D and with motion controls and it's a shame that this kind of experience is just completely absent from Switch Sports. I would have gladly paid full price for something a little more meaty in this regard and maybe one or two more disciplines.
The different aesthetic, however, sets Switch Sports even more apart from the Wii entries. There was something about the original two entries that gave them a very distinct vibe and I'm not sure my explanation can do it any justice. The simple (not simplistic) graphics and tunes coupled with the meeple-like nature of the Miis and the very tactile feel of the motion controls made for an incredible experience that can probably never be replicated again. The first Wii Sports seems almost like a relic, representative of a lost era in gaming, a sort of rock 'em sock 'em robot of the mid-aughts. With Resort they realized that they can't just do the same thing again so they set it in this weird toy-like world. It is so alien and yet so familiar so we can actuall imagine this being a place where Miis, if they were real, would hang out. It sounds silly because it is but it's also important to understand the appeal of those games.
Switch Sports on the other hand, feels like a fancy facsimile that almost entirely abandons the spirit of the originals. If I didn't know I would have never guessed that two of the directors of Sports 1 and Resort were involved. There's many things that contribute to this but mostly the limited facial customization options of the Sportsmates and the restrictive nature of Spocco Square. Even though the game is graphically more detailed, its world and its inhabitants feel artificial in ways that the originals strangely never did to me. Giving the player the option to walk around and explore this massive sports complex and feel physically present in it would have gone a long way to recapture what I felt in Resort.
And now for the positive.
Despite all of the above, I can safely say that playing online has led to the most exhilarating moments in the entire series. Golf, Chambara and Badminton have been standouts to me, though I also really like Badminton and Tennis. Soccer can be frustrating from time to time but fantastic if you have a moderately capable team. Bowling is the only one I haven't played all that much because I've been so busy with the others. For the past few weeks I've been mostly just playing Golf because of how great it feels and to improve my game. It's probably the one sport I will continue to play after the last update. I know that some people will disagree but in my book it has the best hit to miss ratio of all the entries.
The emotes, as simple as they are, add another layer to this: The vast majority of my online experiences with Switch Sports have been pleasant and respectful. Most of the time people throw in an emoticon as a greeting, a show of respect or to thank for a great play. But every now and then you get some asshole trying to taunt you and there's nothing more satisfying to see them gradually stop spamming that fucking laughing pineapple.
The cosmetics have been great in my book, striking a balance between stylish and goofy that fits the game. I mostly settled for one look several weeks ago but they are a nice extra incentive to come back to the game. More than the cosmetic unlocks I will miss the point rating after a game. Sadly, that will probably be gone as well once I've unlocked everything.
As I said at the beginning, I'm left torn about the game and it leaves a bit of a bittersweet feeling. It is so different from Wii Sports yet so similar that while I greatly appreciate what it does well, it still makes me yearn for the things we've lost in turn. In retrospect, the game that we actually got probably shouldn't have been so overt with its connections to Wii Sports but alas. If there's ever a follow up to it, I hope they manage to fully expand on what they built here.
Takes oneNo news is new news
It takes twoTakes one
Two Out of Three Ain’t BadIt takes two
They're trying to speed run fascism over there.If this passes you better not write posts about Florida’s Governor or Fami is likely to face fines!
Florida bill would require bloggers who write about governor to register with the state
Florida Sen. Jason Brodeur (R-Lake Mary) wants bloggers who write about Gov. Ron DeSantis, Attorney General Ashley Moody, and other members of the Florida executive cabinet or legislature to regist…www.wfla.com
I know we wouldn’t count as a blog lol, but this is some totalitarian shit
...Very important update:
The toilet paper game is incredible
No idea, but we have Fusion, MK8 DLC, Capcom Presentation, Level 5 Presentation. Pretty good stuffWhat’s the deal with March 9??
Everyone in the industry knows that Nintendo is planning a big TOTK blowout event later in March, so they want to get all this news out beforehand and out of its way.No idea, but we have Fusion, MK8 DLC, Capcom Presentation, Level 5 Presentation. Pretty good stuff
Makes sense. May should also be empty for announcements with Suicide Squad launchingEveryone in the industry knows that Nintendo is planning a big TOTK blowout event later in March, so they want to get all this news out beforehand and out of its way.
At least that's what I'm manifesting into existence
It’s a fun game!! I shoved a Joy-Con into a roll of toilet paper and rolled it around on a box....
...Err, incredible at WHAT?
We’re overdue on both N64 and genesis fronts so I’ve got my fingers crossedHopefully it's not the only update for NSO this month, but I still need to make some graphic updates anyhow for the OP
Keanu Reeves has a martial arts action film coming out this month!I just did a peloton ride themed around Linkin Park and am almost done with Metroid Prime. Give me some more early 2000s things to keep me feeling young again!
There is that Christian Bail one too that people say is better!Keanu Reeves has a martial arts action film coming out this month!
The doctor's appointment theory continues to hold merit, as I have an appointment with my eye doctor on the 9th.Stop putting things on March 9th FFS
Oh, hey. That's right.Also depends on the time zone but it just occurred to me:
Happy Six Years, Switch and BOTW!
Hardly seems possible that six years ago I was about to drive to Best Buy to pick it up and discover how magical the system (and Zelda) can be.
What was everyone doing six years ago, whether you got a Switch or not? Let’s share vibes and memories!
I dropped my kid off at daycare and have to drive by a target. I saw a small line so went in and figured, what the hell. No one wanted a neon, so scooped that up (was what I wanted anyway). BOTW I decided to order on Amazon since I had some gift card money. Didn’t get to play for a day, but that was ok in the grand scheme of things.Also depends on the time zone but it just occurred to me:
Happy Six Years, Switch and BOTW!
Hardly seems possible that six years ago I was about to drive to Best Buy to pick it up and discover how magical the system (and Zelda) can be.
What was everyone doing six years ago, whether you got a Switch or not? Let’s share vibes and memories!
Also depends on the time zone but it just occurred to me:
Happy Six Years, Switch and BOTW!
Hardly seems possible that six years ago I was about to drive to Best Buy to pick it up and discover how magical the system (and Zelda) can be.
What was everyone doing six years ago, whether you got a Switch or not? Let’s share vibes and memories!
Can't wait!! Half of Quantumania shoulda been just him, I swear. Kang Dynasty is gonna be nuts.Just got out of Creed 3. Holy shit Jonathan Majors is gonna be a mega star sooner than later. Dude can ACT.
For me, I have a strangely strong memory from that weekend. You know the kind where everything seems almost crystal clear and you can remember nearly every detail?:Also depends on the time zone but it just occurred to me:
Happy Six Years, Switch and BOTW!
Hardly seems possible that six years ago I was about to drive to Best Buy to pick it up and discover how magical the system (and Zelda) can be.
What was everyone doing six years ago, whether you got a Switch or not? Let’s share vibes and memories!
I remember stalking my window with my dog waiting for Amazon to drop off my Switch. This was when I still got my Amazon packages through UPS. ( the good old days for me) It was around 7pm and I was losing hope, as the delivery routes usually stop dropping off stuff around 8pm. Finally, I see the UPS van turn on my street. So I'm about to open the door, but I noticed it's speeding up. For a second I thought I was just picturing it, but no it zoomed past my street without hesitation.What was everyone doing six years ago, whether you got a Switch or not? Let’s share vibes and memories!