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StarTopic Nintendo General Discussion |ST7 Apr. 2022| Launch Timing Update For ST7 Sequel

Which sport are you playing first in Switch Sports?

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Kirby Triple Deluxe finished! It was a great adventure! I'll rank it the same as Star Allies even though the two games are quite different.
Pretty game, cool level design, great bosses.
Next, Planet Robobot !
I still have Return to Dreamland, Superstar Ultra, Mass Attack, Mouse Attack, Amazing Mirror and Nightmare in Dreamland left.
 
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Yeah, after I 100% Forgotten Land (lore-expanding DLC when?), gonna also play my Kirby blind spots (the 3DS games mainly). Game lit a fire in my ass lol.

And yeah, more Kirby on Switch please lol.
 
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A drifter walks into a bank and tells the teller he’d like to open an account. The teller asks how he makes his income, and the drifter replies “I make bets.”
The teller is skeptical so he calls over the banking manager. The bank manager brings the drifter into his office.
“So you earn a living making bets?” Asks the bank manager.
“Yes, that’s right,” says the drifter. “How about this? I’ll bet you $20 right now I can bite my eyeball?”
The manager is incredulous at the proposal and agrees. The drifter pops out his glass eye and bites it.
“Okay,” says the manager, handing over a twenty. “But something like that only works once.”
The drifter raises his eyebrow. “Oh? How about $100 that says I can bite my elbow? Not like I can pop my elbow off!”
The manager, with some hesitation, agrees to the bet. The drifter removes his dentures, and bites his elbow with them.
The manager reluctantly hands over $100. “Okay,” he says, “You’ve got me twice now, but I still can’t believe that these tricks are a stable enough income to meet our requirements.”
“Oh yeah?” Says the drifter. “Then let’s get serious.” He grabs a waste basket and sets it ten feet away from the manager’s desk. “I’ll bet you $10,000 I can stand on top of your desk, and urinate directly into that waste basket, and not spill so much as a drop on the floor in between.”
The bank manager knows this can’t possibly work, and that $10,000 is a lot of money. But he’s cautious from having been tricked twice.
“No loopholes or tricks,” he says at last. “I will be calling in my lawyer to make sure everything is on the level.”
“Fine by me,” says the drifter.
The lawyer arrives sometime later, and sits down next to the bank manager. The drifter stands on top of the desk, pulls down his pants, and begins, but does not make it to the waste basket. Instead, he actually urinates wildly around the office, hitting the carpet, couch, desk, and basically everything but the waste basket.
The bank manager laughs, gets up, and applauds, saying “Yes! I knew you couldn’t do it! I just made $10,000!”
“Congratulations,” says the drifter, who is also smiling, but is now looking to the lawyer. The manager, confused, looks over to his lawyer, who has a livid expression.
“What’s the matter?” Asks the manager. “I just won $10,000!”
The lawyer, with the most sour expression imaginable on his face, pulls out his checkbook and says, “What’s the matter? This man bet me $50,000 that he could piss all over your office, and that you would be ecstatic about it!”
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This got me good

Paid the yeah! tax so I may further spread this joke around.
 
I put BDSP down a couple months ago right at Victory Road, and randomly decided to wrap it up today. The elite 4 here is shockingly strong, what a dramatic spike in difficulty.
 
If we are getting paid with items in the genius Allium (yes I just looked this up), then can I receive Nintendo leeks instead of garlic?
 
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Damn, I wanted to @bellydrum and ask what the 'FG:' next to my name and DM icon was that lights up when I hover my mouse over it but does nothing when I click it.

But now he's banned so 🤷‍♂️
 
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SirArthur said:
Hey I just saw this, its not a joke.

https://www.esrb.org/ratings/38400/The+Pathless/

Not sure what the reception was on launch
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fairly positive. I think sony paid for a temp exclusive? Annapurna are pretty good supporters of Switch, so it's possible it was a temp exclusive or the devs just couldn't handle the work load

The Pathless

From the creators of ABZÛ, The Pathless is a mythic adventure game about an archer and an eagle in a vast forest. Become the Hunter, a master of archery who travels to a mystical island to dispel a curse of darkness that grips the world. Forge a connection with your eagle companion as you hunt...
www.metacritic.com www.metacritic.com


 
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bellydrum said:
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Banned user bellydrum indefinitely for saying Wario sucks as a boss.


Okay I'm gonna say it. Wario sucks as a boss.
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Another one falls to the might of Wario. Let us eat garlic and praise Wario's good name!

...shit, they got the boss. That's not good. Mario, have you gotten the Six Golden Coins yet? We need you!
 
Got a Best Buy gift card, trying to decide if I should put it toward 13 Sentinels, Nirvana Initiative, or Live A Live.

Probably will end up with all three at some point, trying to decide more based on what I expect to end up on sale sooner.
 
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I had an awesome salad for lunch and I'm currently not having debilitating indigestion issues from it!




April Fool's!!
 
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