StarTopic Nintendo General Discussion |ST33 June 2024| Bash at the Beach feat. chocolate_supra

[shoptroll]

A mix of entitlement, general doom and gloom, and a misunderstanding on how much time videogame development takes

Isn’t that like most threads?

I hope you realize this is going to get a ton of use from me

MODS

 

[chocolate_supra]

when I make a game it'll take 2 months at most, 0 bugs, 0 glitches, 0 dropped frames, 0 features baby

Shit like "gameplay" can just be patched in after release anyway

 

[Stilt Village]

I didn't want to see Miranda Miyamoto today.

 

[shoptroll]

Shit like "gameplay" can just be patched in after release anyway

Gameplay is just a monetization vehicle anyways these days. Why bother?

 

[jirou]

Shit like "gameplay" can just be patched in after release anyway

my brother once asked me what gameplay is and I didn't even have an answer, you ever think about how all of us spend hours talking about an immature media in a way that makes it obvious we havent figured any of it out yet?

But first let me thank the sponsor of this video

 

[chocolate_supra]

I didn't want to see Miranda Miyamoto today.

I was gonna make a School of Rock reference to accompany it by doing a Browser/Jack Black mashup but then I remembered he literally dressed up as Bowser a bunch so that wouldn't have the same impact

my brother once asked me what gameplay is and I didn't even have an answer, you ever think about how all of us spend hours talking about an immature media in a way that makes it obvious we havent figured any of it out yet?

I have the same issue trying to describe to people why I like certain cars more than others due to the way they drive. How do you describe "the way a car drives" without sounding like a pretentious weirdo grasping at vocabulary?

But first let me thank the sponsor of this video

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[jirou]

I have the same issue trying to describe to people why I like certain cars more than others due to the way they drive. How do you describe "the way a car drives" without sounding like a pretentious weirdo grasping at vocabulary?

just take the gamer route and call it tactile feedback

I'm in an anti gamer mood

 

[theguy]

there’s been enough hot takes today to increase the temperature outside

 

[Mekanos]

A mix of entitlement, general doom and gloom, and a misunderstanding on how much time videogame development takes

So the average video game discussion on the internet

 

[Mr_No_U]

there’s been enough hot takes today to increase the temperature outside

 

[ermitron2]

I have the same issue trying to describe to people why I like certain cars more than others due to the way they drive. How do you describe "the way a car drives" without sounding like a pretentious weirdo grasping at vocabulary?

You can't, it's like being a somelier and explaining the customers why one wine is better than other

 

[EvilChameleon]

Bring on July so we can get one month away from these past two pages of cursed imagery.

 

[Mekanos]

This looks like an annoying monster you fight in an obscure PS2 JRPG

 

[chocolate_supra]

 

[thoughthaver]

when I make a game it'll take 2 months at most, 0 bugs, 0 glitches, 0 dropped frames, 0 features baby

all these devs taking years and hundreds of people and millions of dollars to make a game...I would simply not do that.

 

[curl-6]

Switch's 2025 is shaping up to be shockingly solid for what will be the system's 9th year. So far we got:

• Pokémon Legends Z-A
• Professor Layton and the New World of Steam
• Civilization 7
• Little Nightmares III
• Life is Strange: Double Exposure

Already looking better than Wii U's 2016 or Wii's 2012 and we're not even halfway through 2024, so there's still likely lots still to be announced.

 

[shoptroll]

Anyone know of any lo-fi remixes of Samurai Champloo tracks? I swear my restorative yoga class tonight played a lofi version of

 

[Mr_No_U]

thinking of going back to my roots

 

[chocolate_supra]

thinking of going back to my roots

do you even remember what your natural hair color is?

 

[Mekanos]

thinking of going back to my roots

 

[Mandos]

Oh no

 

[Deleted member 1081]

If you have been curious at all about the inspirations for this thread, the algorithm fed me a new documentary about it by Vice.



I haven't finished it but these are usually very good!

Spoiler

DON'T TRUST ANYTHING THESE PEOPLE SAY; THEY ARE ALL LIARS!

 

[Mandos]

Ah man, I’m in the final stretch of Tiger mask W, it’s so good, I don’t want it to end DX

 

[chocolate_supra]

Oh no

things like this make me glad we have the internet

 

[Smash Kirby]

Oh no

Super Mario Brothers 3's soundtrack is amazing and I prefer it over World's soundtrack.

Edit: This anime looks hilarious.

 

[Mandos]

Athena’s moveset in Warriors Orochi 4 is so fun! Too bad you unlock her so late, she’s still 23 levels behind my other two mains and 5 behind the level difficulty for story(then again those are 18 ahead so it balances out)

 

[Brofield]

Twitter removed, and yet I actually would have used the function to upload to IG more often than either Twitter or Facebook, the social media platform that actually is set up for sharing photos (even carousels of ten photos at a time)

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Anyone know of any lo-fi remixes of Samurai Champloo tracks? I swear my restorative yoga class tonight played a lofi version of

Lo-fi remixes of the godfather of lo-fi is like some double down of chill, but that does sound dope as hell. Alas, nothing I could find that sounds more chill than that, but there do seem to be several tribute Lofi mixes of Nujabes from various artists that maybe could have something similar in there

 

[chocolate_supra]

If anyone's interested, it's 85° at 10pm and I am ready to g̾r̾i̾p̾e̾

 

[freedomseekr]

Good morning, can we get 15°C from the peeps with 40°C here in Cologne because 10°C is too cold for June.

No I won't convert that into Freedom Units.

 

[SammyJ9]

If anyone's interested, it's 85° at 10pm and I am ready to g̾r̾i̾p̾e̾

I escaped to the mountains for this week and it is glorious. I’m going to be griping right there with you if things heat up the way they’re looking this summer - already being this hot in early-mid June is not encouraging.

 

[meatbag]

Ah man, I’m in the final stretch of Tiger mask W, it’s so good, I don’t want it to end DX

Become the change you want to see in the world. Wear a tiger mask and beat people up with acrobatic moves.

thinking of going back to my roots

Like, potatoes?

 

[Stilt Village]

Good morning, can we get 15°C from the peeps with 40°C here in Cologne because 10°C is too cold for June.

No I won't convert that into Freedom Units.

freedomrefusr

 

[Bonejack]

plz post temps in terms of F degress going forward (F stands for Freedom)

thanks

Nope, using C, because C stands for Cool.

And Cool is cool.

 

[YolkFolk]

The Zelda 64 footage they showed at Shoshinkai 95, which is the event where Mario 64 was first playable.

 

[Vantell]

Its 14 here I am glad we have some chill.

 

[VegiHam]

Good morning, can we get 15°C from the peeps with 40°C here in Cologne because 10°C is too cold for June.

No I won't convert that into Freedom Units.

Same over here. Looks like we're in for another grey and wet summer, unfortunately.

 

[Lugia667]

oof those star wars outlaws preview are...not very good

 

[undefined]

I think I overestimated Windows retro-compatibility, some older games become broken for all sorts of random reasons

The cold dead hand of Games for Windows Live has pulled 5 Capcom games into the abyss for 600 days and counting

The ghost of Microsoft's past still looms over the present.

www.pcgamer.com

(I wanted to play Lost Planet 2)

 

[oomoepoo]

oof those star wars outlaws preview are...not very good

Wait, really? I thought it looked alright, even decent at yesterday's Ubisoft thingie.

 

[D36]

Woke up to the news about Midori this morning. We really can't have nice things, huh?

 

[Bonejack]

Woke up to the news about Midori this morning. We really can't have nice things, huh?

Well, you can have a nice normal interaction with her since she's a member of the board, making jokes and fun shitposts like you do with us. ;]

(Of course, this post doesn't in any way excuse the bullshit people started doing at her and her circles, that's inexcusable.)

Wait, really? I thought it looked alright, even decent at yesterday's Ubisoft thingie.

Maybe folks had the (maybe foolish) hope to get something more than "just" Star Wars Uncharted, but with the usual Ubisoft take on top.

 

[oomoepoo]

Maybe folks had the (maybe foolish) hope to get something more than "just" Star Wars Uncharted, but with the usual Ubisoft take on top.

Possibly, I just saw a Gamestar headline going "it feels like something you already played but it's still fun" which kinda sounds what I expected.

 

[Bonejack]

Possibly, I just saw a Gamestar headline going "it feels like something you already played but it's still fun" which kinda sounds what I expected.

I think that's the perfect sentence to describe almost all of Ubisofts AAA experiences.

 

[Mandos]

Become the change you want to see in the world. Wear a tiger mask and beat people up with acrobatic moves.


Like, potatoes?

Eh I’d rather wear Robin Mask’s

 

[oomoepoo]

I think that's the perfect sentence to describe almost all of Ubisofts AAA experiences.

Usually it's more "why would you play this when you've played any Ubisoft game in the last 10 years?"

Eh I’d rather wear Robin Mask’s

 

[jirou]

The Black Jack roguelike seems like a lot of fun...... shit

 

[Mandos]

Usually it's more "why would you play this when you've played any Ubisoft game in the last 10 years?"

Uh no, that’s not who I’m referring to, this is

Not the best pic tho

 

[Bonejack]

Uh no, that’s not who I’m referring to, this is

Not the best pic tho

That's medieval Ye Olde Optimus Prime!

 

[Mandos]

That's medieval Ye Olde Optimus Prime!

He predates Optimus prime by about 4 years or so.


Sigh I hope we get a new console game to go with the new anime even if the old team that did a bunch of the old ones is dead

 

[shoptroll]

Lo-fi remixes of the godfather of lo-fi is like some double down of chill, but that does sound dope as hell. Alas, nothing I could find that sounds more chill than that, but there do seem to be several tribute Lofi mixes of Nujabes from various artists that maybe could have something similar in there

Thanks for this, will give it a listen during work today. I'm not 100% certain it was a lo-fi rendition but it was pretty damn close.

The Black Jack roguelike seems like a lot of fun...... shit

I've had the demo for that installed on my PC for the last year or so (since RPS first reported on it). Seeing it and Balatro popping up so close to each other is a neat example of convergent evolution in the hobby.