Mean Geno: We are backstage here with Super Mario Sunshine, the presumptive number one seed in the upcoming Famiboards Bash at the Beach Tournament, presented by Subway: Eat Fresh. Sunshine, how do you feel that many fans in the Fami Universe don't even think you're a very good Mario game at all.
Super Mario Sunshine: WELL, let me tell you something, Mean Geno. When most of these pipsqueaks cross through those ropes and go toe-to-toe with Gooper Blooper, they don't even know which button to press. A? Brother, you gonna jump on those 10-foot pythons? WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO after that? You gotta grip it. And you gotta rip it. And you gotta make it inexplicably flat like paper so you can get that Shine.
Ya see, I'm a beautiful game. I'm the best game in the world, brother. These marks on the Internet, they're just afraid of my Pachinko stage, brother. They blame the camera. BROTHER, have you ever played Super Mario 64? It's like going ten rounds with a shark's tongue, which I will not be doing because I'm the greatest of all time and I'm going to win the Undisputed Universal Game of the Summer (Presented by Subway).
You think Wave Race 64 can take me down? You think California games can sniff my boots? Brother, you're in for a rude awakening when Super Mario Sunshine and ALL of its Shineamaniacs run wild all over you.
Mean Geno: General Discussion, back to you.