You wake up one morning feeling gross with a headache. You can't seem to remember what happened. Then you look to your TV and see Assassins Creed Valhalla running. You begin to feeling even sicker. It's the 5th Ubisoft open world game you've played this month. You've been hopelessly going from open world game to open world game in hopes of recapturing your lingering memories of Tears of the Kingdom. You see your copy of TOTK sitting on the shelf and feel even more ashamed. How could you tarnish your memories with Link in such a way? Embarrassed, you flip the game case over, only see to Zelda looking back at you, her eyes peering into your soul. Tears begin to hit the case but they are not of the kingdom, they are of you. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry" you repeat as weep, gently rocking back and forth, game case clutched to your chest.