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I was 6 when the Wii came out and I have a bachelor's degree
sorry old men, while you were getting old and decrepit Wii kids were growing up to inherit the earth
I hate that I understand this sentenceRaccoon has been Arlofied by the sportsmates
I just have to say something to you @Amadeus I love your avatar and you have great taste in video games
I just have to say something to you @Party Sklar I love your avatar and you have great taste in video games
Holy shit this is creepy accurate....Derachi's One Sentence Reviews of EVERY Nintendo Home Console
NES: An enjoyable plate of ribs leaving you wishing it was less bone more meat.
SNES: Going to your mother's house for dinner and finding out she made your favourite meal.
N64: Test-driving a monster truck only to find out it's not for you.
GameCube: A trip to an amusement park in a city you've never been to before.
Wii: If the concept of a new year's resolution was a video game console.
Wii U: Applying for a job you don't really want, getting it, and quitting less than a year later.
Switch: Finding out your high school friend you haven't spoken to in a decade turned out alright.
Derachi's One Sentence Reviews of EVERY Nintendo Home Console
NES: An enjoyable plate of ribs leaving you wishing it was less bone more meat.
SNES: Going to your mother's house for dinner and finding out she made your favourite meal.
N64: Test-driving a monster truck only to find out it's not for you.
GameCube: A trip to an amusement park in a city you've never been to before.
Wii: If the concept of a new year's resolution was a video game console.
Wii U: Applying for a job you don't really want, getting it, and quitting less than a year later.
Switch: Finding out your high school friend you haven't spoken to in a decade turned out alright.
So you're saying you're just like the rest of us now? Too old for Nintendo to cater to because they know they already have you as a fan for life, and the fact that they brought back an iconic franchise from your childhood but changed one of the defining features of it to appeal to a younger audience is evidence that you know you have to but don't want to accept? Don't worry, once your generation is a little bit older and have a lot of disposable income, Hollywood will start catering to you with an endless stream of awful reboots of beloved childhood franchises.I was 6 when the Wii came out and I have a bachelor's degree
sorry old men, while you were getting old and decrepit Wii kids were growing up to inherit the earth
I'm hungry, bored, and feeling oddly nostalgic.I don't think these are console reviews. Is there something you want to tell us about Derachi?
I was so confused thinking, "But @Magic-Man hasn't even been talking in this thread today." Then I noticed that he changed his profile picture WITHOUT ASKING ME!!!!!!! Okay people, listen up. From now on, if you're thinking about changing your profile picture, you need to give me a two week notice and the option to veto any proposed changes. And I will use that veto power lavishly.
fuck the gamecube
Raccoon has been Arlofied by the sportsmates
The bravest and truest thing you've ever saidfuck the gamecube
There's a notification on my Switch for some sort of COLOURS POP SALE, or something, which happens to be currently reduced games that Nintendo think will look good on OLED.I love when the world "pop" comes up in Switch graphics discussions.
"These colours are totally gonna POP on the OLED!"
It's a cool adjective in that context.
Can Twitter stop recommending me tweets like this.
Can Twitter stop recommending me tweets like this.
Nope, it's definitely viagra.I still don't know what a Teraflop is, it just sounds like a mean-spirited way of making fun of Mistwalker's Terra Battle game.
Of course, I'm a capital G gAMUR™"oh, you like games? you must be interested in dipshits with dumbass takes"
Or the subtitle to Kingdom Hearts IIITerraflop sounds like it should be an attack in Golden Sun.
It's creepy how I read your post and went from "Legend of Tianding, whats that?" to google it and after that immediately buy it lol. Why have I never heard of this game. It's totally my jam!I'm exhausted today thanks to a chronic fatigue flare up but fuck it I'm gonna start No More Heroes 3 finally
Might also use my gold points off of Legend of Tianding while that's reduced, too.
Unfortunately Apple seems to have taken all the wrong lessons from this. "Is this display Retina? All my Apple displays are Retina so it feels like yours should be too"
No doubt it's the throngs of people logging in to check out my Might and Magic thread.Famiboards is being sloooooow
god could you imagine.if only the Nintendo Switch were Retina...
I'm exhausted today thanks to a chronic fatigue flare up but fuck it I'm gonna start No More Heroes 3 finally
Might also use my gold points off of Legend of Tianding while that's reduced, too.
It's creepy how I read your post and went from "Legend of Tianding, whats that?" to google it and after that immediately buy it lol. Why have I never heard of this game. It's totally my jam!
Famiboards is being sloooooow
I think there's some dev stuff happeningFamiboards is being sloooooow
A sidescroller actioner where you fight colonialism ?I'm exhausted today thanks to a chronic fatigue flare up but fuck it I'm gonna start No More Heroes 3 finally
Might also use my gold points off of Legend of Tianding while that's reduced, too.
god could you imagine.
Every game would be a gorgeous powerpoint presentation.
Gauntlet thrown down. Skimmed in my phone but it looks great! Might borrow your focus a little to frame the overdue Mother series ST I started sketching out last night.I just spent so long writing up this gigantic Might and Magic thread without realizing like, nobody is going to read it. Oh well, gonna post it and hope some of you care a little.
Playing it as we speak. I'm getting old, I need glasses to read some of the textGlad to see more people are discovering it! I considered trying my hand at a thread for it, but as a diaspora couldn't shake the sense that it might be too niche.
It feels like a teraflopFamiboards is being sloooooow
I managed to get through all of Miitopia, the slowest, most drawn-out, miserable turn-based RPG ever madeOne of these days I really have to force myself to get through an RPG. It's not today, or like... this year probably. But ya know just sometime within idk, we'll call it the next 30 years.
If you ever get a VR device (or have one already)... buy this game for that as well. Game is fucking transcendental in VR.got tetris effect since it was on sale and finished the journey mode. wow, what a game.