StarTopic Nintendo General Discussion |ST3 Dec. 2021| Topical Threes

[Suswave]

I’m stop

unless…

I’m stopless

 

[Suswave]

@BozPaggs should Shemmi Keighlink be subject to additional torture based on what is or is not at the Game Awards?

 

[HockeyBird]

I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch but...I toasted the bread. It was delicious.

 

[hologram]

god somebody needs to stop me from typing things because I do not shut up

No one here would ever want that

Which Zelda rumour was this?

Presumably WW and TP, which several other sources have confirmed are just kinda sitting there, waiting for an appropriate time to be released

 

[Skittzo]

I’m loathe to experience the Game Awards again but I feel like it is my sacred duty as the ST OP to at least have my digits on the pulse

Here's what you do to keep your digits on the pulse:

Get a small statuette of Geoff, hook it up to an ultrasonic vibrational generator, rig it to send vibrations in discrete pulses, 120 per minute for maximum comfort, then grab onto the statuette with your fingers while you sleep comfortably viewing the pleasant inner surface of your eyelids so that you don't need to watch the game awards.

 

[DecoReturns]

Nintendo would never make a game like that. Never.

We have more then just deserts here. I hated how our country’s influence was a desert again

Yes, I born in a desert but that’s beside the point dammit!

Also why did Sombrero Mario get taken off the cover art . Mexico loves whenever it’s country gets represented in mainstream media lol. Coco bring the highest grossing film in the country saids a lot.

 

[MisterSpo]

No one here would ever want that

Presumably WW and TP, which several other sources have confirmed are just kinda sitting there, waiting for an appropriate time to be released

Ah I see and yes, I remember that one. My assumption is very much that those games are in a glass case labelled "Break Glass In Case of Lack of Zelda".

 

[Suswave]

I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch but...I toasted the bread. It was delicious.

oh yeah I only eat those toasted these days

I’ll toast to that huehuehuehuehuehueh

 

[Suswave]

Here's what you do to keep your digits on the pulse:

Get a small statuette of Geoff, hook it up to an ultrasonic vibrational generator, rig it to send vibrations in discrete pulses, 120 per minute for maximum comfort, then grab onto the statuette with your fingers while you sleep comfortably viewing the pleasant inner surface of your eyelids so that you don't need to watch the game awards.

I am not making a Geoff vibrator

 

[reconceptualize]

We have more then just deserts here. I hated how our country’s influence was a desert again

Yes, I born in a desert but that’s beside the point dammit!

Also why did Sombrero Mario get taken off the cover art . Mexico loves whenever it’s country gets represented in mainstream media lol. Coco bring the highest grossing film in the country saids a lot.

A game set in Mexico with as much creativity as Guacamelee, Mario Odyssey's budget, and Dark Cloud 2's town-building mechanics.

It would be absolutely fantastic.

 

[Skittzo]

I am not making a Geoff vibrator

Dammit so close

 

[GoGoDezmo]

My thoughts on The Game Awards in a nutshell

 

[DecoReturns]

Wait. The show is live this year?

 

[hologram]

My thoughts on The Game Awards in a nutshell

Wasn't calling it "The Keighleys" a Fami thing? Has it really spread already? Or did it not actually start here?

 

[GoGoDezmo]

Wasn't calling it "The Keighleys" a Fami thing? Has it really spread already? Or did it not actually start here?

I feel like it's not a stretch that someone independent of Famiboards could've come up with the name "The Keighleys". Whether that's actually the case...iunno.

 

[Weebos]

Wasn't calling it "The Keighleys" a Fami thing? Has it really spread already? Or did it not actually start here?

People have been calling it "The Keighleys" since it started.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

Wasn't calling it "The Keighleys" a Fami thing? Has it really spread already? Or did it not actually start here?

It's definitely been called the Keighleys for longer than Famiboards existed, haha. That's a thing from previous years, for sure.

 

[BozPaggs]

@BozPaggs should Shemmi Keighlink be subject to additional torture based on what is or is not at the Game Awards?

Hmm it feels appropriate but I haven't made any sweeping declarations of bets. I got everything I wanted with Dread so I'm pretty chill now

 

[Suswave]

oh man, I didn’t even consider the possibility of either Twilight Princess HD / Wind Waker HD being a casual announcement here

not that I think it’ll happen but I better get some puns in the oven just in case!

Don’t wolf down all these announcements at once! Welcome to… The Game Awoos!

Hope you get a great seat before you see the Great Sea! Welcome to… The Game Awinds!

It’s almost twilight but you better be a waker! Welcome to… The Legeoff of Zeighley!

 

[Skittzo]

Wasn't calling it "The Keighleys" a Fami thing? Has it really spread already? Or did it not actually start here?

I prefer "The Geoffies"

It sounds more like Emmy. "The Geoffy award winner for best family game goes to: Bayonetta 3!!!"

 

[chocolate_supra]

I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch but...I toasted the bread. It was delicious.

I've always wanted to try this!!!! It works???

 

[Suswave]

I prefer "The Geoffies"

let’s split the difference and call them the Geoffleys

 

[Weebos]

I prefer "The Geoffies"

It sounds more like Emmy. "The Geoffy award winner for best family game goes to: Bayonetta 3!!!"

But is it pronounced Geoff or Geoff?

 

[LukasManak22]

Only legends remember this:
made by one and only @Raccoon

Spoiler

 

[Skittzo]

let’s split the difference and call them the Geoffleys

Better than Keighleoffs

 

[MissingNo.]

But is it pronounced Geoff or Geoff?

Yes.

 

[reconceptualize]

oh man, I didn’t even consider the possibility of either Twilight Princess HD / Wind Waker HD being a casual announcement here

not that I think it’ll happen but I better get some puns in the oven just in case!

Don’t wolf down all these announcements at once! Welcome to… The Game Awoos!

Hope you get a great seat before you see the Great Sea! Welcome to… The Game Awinds!

It’s almost twilight but you better be a waker! Welcome to… The Legeoff of Zeighley!

@Suswave, you have to stop. You're close to the sun, and Icarus is telling you to keep flying higher.

Spoiler

"This next announcement has been worth the wait, so thanks for tuning in. Prepare to feel a little... tingle!

 

[Magic-Man]

Only legends remember this:

Spoiler

Gah get that out of my feed! Never again.

 

[Suswave]

Hmm it feels appropriate but I haven't made any sweeping declarations of bets. I got everything I wanted with Dread so I'm pretty chill now

I guess we’ll have to see what reveals, nightmares, and meme-fodder get chummed tonight in our abysmal tide pool!

 

[Suswave]

But is it pronounced Geoff or Geoff?

Zheffory

 

[Mr_No_U]

Keighleyboards

 

[Skittzo]

Thacary Binks!

 

[BozPaggs]

I guess we’ll have to see what reveals, nightmares, and meme-fodder get chummed tonight in our abysmal tide pool!

I'm sure something appropriately chaotic will occur

 

[Suswave]

Better than Keighleoffs

that sounds like what the big game companies are doing to workers now that they’re gorged on profit

 

[Skittzo]

We should do a bet on the over under for how many times Geoff will say this upcoming trailer is like the best thing he's ever seen.

 

[carlosfilho]

Wasn't calling it "The Keighleys" a Fami thing? Has it really spread already? Or did it not actually start here?

I thought the official name was Doritopalooza

 

[DecoReturns]

Why watch TGA when you all can be playing Slay The Spire instead

 

[Derachi]

Wasn't calling it "The Keighleys" a Fami thing? Has it really spread already? Or did it not actually start here?

I pushed “Keighleys” back at the previous place pretty hard too

 

[hologram]

I pushed “Keighleys” back at the previous place pretty hard too

I guess you have more sway here

 

[DecoReturns]

Nintendo is probably just gonna show the Sephiroth trailer again.

Only this time. Sephiroth is shirtless.

 

[Irene]

We should do a bet on the over under for how many times Geoff will say this upcoming trailer is like the best thing he's ever seen.

If every one of his 5 "Elden Ring-tier" announcements will have him sound as eager as the Elden Ring re-reveal this summer, it'll be fun to see.

 

[Suswave]

But is it pronounced Geoff or Geoff?

for extra flair you can go a little Austrian and pronounce it “gay-off”

 

[MisterSpo]

Tonight's options:

• play more Shin Megami Tensei V
• start Halo Infinite
• finish reading Leviathan Falls
• lie face down in a comfortable place and succumb to fatigue

 

[Skittzo]

I thought the official name was Doritopalooza

The Dorito Papal Mass

That's one communion this Jew can get behind!

"Crunch be with you"

 

[Suswave]

The Dorito Papal Mass

That's one communion this Jew can get behind!

"Crunch be with you"

and also with you

edit: I don’t know why the Catholics changed this phrasing, i love how snappy and ominous it is

 

[Derachi]

I guess you have more sway here

yeah this place is way better for this exact reason

 

[DecoReturns]

yeah this place is way better for this exact reason

“Un-yeah”

 

[Derachi]

“Un-yeah”

i have more subway

 

[Skittzo]

and also with you

edit: I don’t know why the Catholics changed this phrasing, i love how snappy and ominous it is

I didn't know they did change it! My experience with catholic mass is solely based on two weddings that happened close to a decade ago and watching Midnight Mass.

 

[reconceptualize]

yeah this place is way better for this exact reason

Someone please disable @Derachi's spoiler button privileges. We all need a good reminder of our place.

Besides, everyone knows the true power resides with the person who can change Fami's weather to snow.