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Average Metroid Prime fan driven to insanity.
Source: I've been living this nightmare since 2017.
don't do this to yourself18 MINUTES
TRUST THE PLAN
A bold claim.Next month is February
Amazing.
A man a plan a canal panama18 MINUTES
TRUST THE PLAN
Are you referring to those Xbox Showcase rumors?There will be a new direct this month
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Yeah but I’m more humoring it into fruition. The monkeys paw will curl for team January!Are you referring to those Xbox Showcase rumors?
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Use a Phoenix Down.thread is dead
oh wow, you're really going against patterns and logic by guessing literally the exact date it was last yearPatterns and logic - two things that have certainly never stopped Nintendo in the past - point to Jan 25/26 as the first statistically likely date for a Direct, but...like...it's gonna be February. I'm penciling in the 9th at 5pm EST.
haha that sounds horrible, hope it isn't trueHave you guys heard about big N dropping the dock in favour of a 5G module and a hdmi adapter enabling lagless wireless streaming over mmwave to any device?
oh wow, you're really going against patterns and logic by guessing literally the exact date it was last year
Use a Phoenix Down.
I just checked it out and got.... interesting results
Can be 5G support in the wifi connectionIt's funny sometimes reading these 4chan posts, things like 5G on the new Switch why would anyone want that having a cell phone?
whoa, google couldn't find the source? maybe they smudged things around enoughTime to cop that drip:
It's also a still from a video, so folks would have had to take similar stills before for them to even show up in the image search.whoa, google couldn't find the source? maybe they smudged things around enough
Also out of all the screenshots they could have shown they showed one that is literally the easiest to pull from any other videoto be clear I know that shit isn't real because takahashi looks too young
to be clear I know that shit isn't real because takahashi looks too young
I feel like the "leaks" where they post an image from a direct are the weakest. If you're going that far with a genuine direct you've gotten your hands on early, wouldn't you just post the whole thing, or at least something more exciting than a title or a picture of the presenter?
Also I'm still Team March.
Holy shitThis is Miyamoto. First of all, I would like to thank everyone out there for supporting Nintendo despite hating us. We appreciate your strong-willed dedication.
Now, I have some good news and bad news to share with you today.
First, the good news. Yes, we have been preparing a Nintendo Direct to share the latest news on upcoming Nintendo Switch games and more! Now the bad news is that I lost the USB stick with the file of the recording of said Direct. I must have dropped it at the Pakistani restaurant I visited recently. Because of this, we decided to cancel the upcoming Direct. I haven't told Takahashi-san yet, but I'm sure he will understand... Please understand, Takahashi-san.
But rest assured! I have called the restaurant and went to eat there again last night. I can proudly announce that the biryani is very good!
It has given me some new ideas for my next game, so stay tuned for that... If I ever decide to make a new game that is.
But that is all for today, thank you again for your undying support, despite us not listening to our fans and refusing to announce our next system. Bye-bye!
OMG, MIYAMOTO HACKED MY ACCOUNT AND POSTED THIS.This is Miyamoto. First of all, I would like to thank everyone out there for supporting Nintendo despite hating us. We appreciate your strong-willed dedication.
Now, I have some good news and bad news to share with you today.
First, the good news. Yes, we have been preparing a Nintendo Direct to share the latest news on upcoming Nintendo Switch games and more! Now the bad news is that I lost the USB stick with the file of the recording of said Direct. I must have dropped it at the Pakistani restaurant I visited recently. Because of this, we decided to cancel the upcoming Direct. I haven't told Takahashi-san yet, but I'm sure he will understand... Please understand, Takahashi-san.
But rest assured! I have called the restaurant and went to eat there again last night. I can proudly announce that the biryani is very good!
It has given me some new ideas for my next game, so stay tuned for that... If I ever decide to make a new game that is.
But that is all for today, thank you again for your undying support, despite us not listening to our fans and refusing to announce our next system. Bye-bye!
This is Miyamoto. First of all, I would like to thank everyone out there for supporting Nintendo despite hating us. We appreciate your strong-willed dedication.
Now, I have some good news and bad news to share with you today.
First, the good news. Yes, we have been preparing a Nintendo Direct to share the latest news on upcoming Nintendo Switch games and more! Now the bad news is that I lost the USB stick with the file of the recording of said Direct. I must have dropped it at the Pakistani restaurant I visited recently. Because of this, we decided to cancel the upcoming Direct. I haven't told Takahashi-san yet, but I'm sure he will understand... Please understand, Takahashi-san.
But rest assured! I have called the restaurant and went to eat there again last night. I can proudly announce that the biryani is very good!
It has given me some new ideas for my next game, so stay tuned for that... If I ever decide to make a new game that is.
But that is all for today, thank you again for your undying support, despite us not listening to our fans and refusing to announce our next system. Bye-bye!
You just got Luigi'd.OMG, MIYAMOTO HACKED MY ACCOUNT AND POSTED THIS.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE GUYS!
This is Miyamoto. First of all, I would like to thank everyone out there for supporting Nintendo despite hating us. We appreciate your strong-willed dedication.
Now, I have some good news and bad news to share with you today.
First, the good news. Yes, we have been preparing a Nintendo Direct to share the latest news on upcoming Nintendo Switch games and more! Now the bad news is that I lost the USB stick with the file of the recording of said Direct. I must have dropped it at the Pakistani restaurant I visited recently. Because of this, we decided to cancel the upcoming Direct. I haven't told Takahashi-san yet, but I'm sure he will understand... Please understand, Takahashi-san.
But rest assured! I have called the restaurant and went to eat there again last night. I can proudly announce that the biryani is very good!
It has given me some new ideas for my next game, so stay tuned for that... If I ever decide to make a new game that is.
But that is all for today, thank you again for your undying support, despite us not listening to our fans and refusing to announce our next system. Bye-bye!
This is Miyamoto. Thank you, and I am happy to be here. I am only a bit confused by the activity here. Do you people not play video games?Mr Miyamoto, thank you for stopping by our humble website. We're happy to have you here!
May I ask what Pakistani restaurant you'd recommend if I'm visiting Karachi?
This is Miyamoto, the password was "ikissedmiyamoto69", that's not hard to figure out.You just got Luigi'd.
Cellular internet would be a pretty useful addition to a portable game console in theory.It's funny sometimes reading these 4chan posts, things like 5G on the new Switch why would anyone want that having a cell phone?