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Discussion SEGABOARDS General Discussion Thread |ST19 April 2023| SEGABOARDS does what Nindendon't

Ok I played that April Fools Sonic game and it was actually surprisingly good for an April Fools Joke wtf
The Sonic social media manager said they've been working on it for almost a year, so I almost think it's less an April Fool's joke and more an actual game
 
Sega needs to contract Yoot Saito for another The Tower game on PC or Switch. It's been too damn long, and the last stab at it is locked on mobile :(

And for you philistines who have no idea what I'm talking about, here's Lazy Game Reviews to fill you in:



 
I just logged back in... this is amazing.

Edit: There's different "Chao" sound effects?????? Never change, Segaboards.
 
This caught me really off guard! I thought the whole web site was borked for a second. Loved the news button starting up the music!
 
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Coming in here in the morning and seeing that a whole new set of members got to experience the majesty that is SegaBaords makes me happy.
 
Sega needs to contract Yoot Saito for another The Tower game on PC or Switch. It's been too damn long, and the last stab at it is locked on mobile :(

And for you philistines who have no idea what I'm talking about, here's Lazy Game Reviews to fill you in:




Project Highrise is a Sim Tower clone from the master of tycoon games Kasedo games, and it's really good. Very close to the actual thing. And it gets deep discounts so often, I can't recommend enough:
 
I went to sleep hoping that Segaboards was a nightmare. I am now awake. I am still in Segaboards. This is a waking nightmare.

Please, if anyone from the main universe can read this, send help. I'm trapped in some other universe where Famiboards was replaced by this SEGA paradise, and I'm stuck as the Hedgehog fan. I miss the world where Mario games are consistently critically acclaimed masterpieces. Help me get back to my universe! And, uh, if there's a mirror VolcanicDynamo who is aching over entering a world where Sonic is an uneven but beloved gaming franchise, send him back here when you get the chance. I'm sure he would appreciate it.
 
Since my original post was in the last couple pages of the now locked unquotable old OT, behold my dreaded (kit) backlog

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But for fun let’s add a twist: how many of these do you actually recognize! I do have one from Sega’s premier fantasy VN tactics series here
 
Since my original post was in the last couple pages of the now locked unquotable old OT, behold my dreaded (kit) backlog

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But for fun let’s add a twist: how many of these do you actually recognize! I do have one from Sega’s premier fantasy VN tactics series here

Tallgreese (Gundam Wing)
Siren (Xenoblade 2)
Suletta, Miorine, and Aerial (Gundam : Witch from Mercury)
Strelitzia (Darling in the Franxx)

The one to the top right of Siren looks like it might be the Gundam from Iron Blooded Orphans but it's hard to tell from the shot. There might be other Gundams from Witch From Mercury but I'm behind on the series so I'm not sure.
 
I bought my New 3DS (Small Version) about 8 and a half years ago.

Only now, after the eShop's closed, did I buy a grip for the damn thing.

Holy shit, this transforms it. I can finally play it without feeling like my massive hands are gonna cramp any second. Genuinely so pleased.

Only annoyance is there's no hole for the game card slot, but I'll survive without it lol
 
I went to sleep hoping that Segaboards was a nightmare. I am now awake. I am still in Segaboards. This is a waking nightmare.

Please, if anyone from the main universe can read this, send help. I'm trapped in some other universe where Famiboards was replaced by this SEGA paradise, and I'm stuck as the Hedgehog fan. I miss the world where Mario games are consistently critically acclaimed masterpieces. Help me get back to my universe! And, uh, if there's a mirror VolcanicDynamo who is aching over entering a world where Sonic is an uneven but beloved gaming franchise, send him back here when you get the chance. I'm sure he would appreciate it.
This must be an april fool's joke. Parallel universes? Nightmares? What are you on about mate.

Honestly we're gonna need a parallel world for Mario games to be "consistently critically acclaimed," lol. Mario Frontiers was the best-received entry in years and that still didn't see any nominations in Steph Jeighley's Game Awards. Even Mario's best doesn't hold a candle to masterpieces like Sonic Odyssey.

What else is different in this "main universe," of yours? Is Obedient Cat making games for Playstation? Did Modern Studios cancel Donkey Kong Prime 4 to make another Metroid game (of all things...)? Is Nintendo somehow still a platform holder after their massive fuck-up with the Ultra 64? I bet you can't even answer, you 'other universe' fraud!
 
Tallgreese (Gundam Wing)
Siren (Xenoblade 2)
Suletta, Miorine, and Aerial (Gundam : Witch from Mercury)
Strelitzia (Darling in the Franxx)

The one to the top right of Siren looks like it might be the Gundam from Iron Blooded Orphans but it's hard to tell from the shot. There might be other Gundams from Witch From Mercury but I'm behind on the series so I'm not sure.
All 8 on the right are from G-witch. Middle column is all non-Gundam so no, that’s not from IBO. But even if you read the box you may not recognize it cause it’s a HG amplified reimagined Its a non-SD version of Ryujinmaru from Cho Mashin Wataru surprised you didn’t notice the other 2 video game kits there.

Also should’ve @Derachi on this challenge if only to mess around XD
 
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Looking forward to the next sega direct. Where sega will finally announce that sonic had always been a bad ip and a shit character.

They will announce Wonder Boy as their new mascot.
Tails is the real wonder boy 🧡
Look, I may be trapped in this weirdo alternate universe, but even I can say that we shouldn't make two kings fight. They can share.
This must be an april fool's joke. Parallel universes? Nightmares? What are you on about mate.

Honestly we're gonna need a parallel world for Mario games to be "consistently critically acclaimed," lol. Mario Frontiers was the best-received entry in years and that still didn't see any nominations in Steph Jeighley's Game Awards. Even Mario's best doesn't hold a candle to masterpieces like Sonic Odyssey.

What else is different in this "main universe," of yours? Is Obedient Cat making games for Playstation? Did Modern Studios cancel Donkey Kong Prime 4 to make another Metroid game (of all things...)? Is Nintendo somehow still a platform holder after their massive fuck-up with the Ultra 64? I bet you can't even answer, you 'other universe' fraud!
What? Mario Frontiers, Sonic Odyssey, no, no, that's not right at all. Where I'm from, it's completely swapped. Metroid Prime 4 is in development by Retro Studios! We got this company called Naughty Dog who makes these highly cinematic games! The Dreamcast flopped in the face of the PS2! Nintendo held on and leaned into their portable business, making this handheld/console hybrid!

Look, you gotta believe me. I'm not from this universe. I gotta get back home!
 
What? Mario Frontiers, Sonic Odyssey, no, no, that's not right at all. Where I'm from, it's completely swapped. Metroid Prime 4 is in development by Retro Studios! We got this company called Naughty Dog who makes these highly cinematic games! The Dreamcast flopped in the face of the PS2! Nintendo held on and leaned into their portable business, making this handheld/console hybrid!

Look, you gotta believe me. I'm not from this universe. I gotta get back home!
Pffft. Absolutely ridiculous. I’ll hear no more of this!

Now if you don’t mind me I’m going to go play some Silent Hill 4 Remake and wonder what’s going on with that Trump fellow after he lost the 2016 election.
 
Ok, so I have a lot of downloaded games next to my physical collection and if I need space I clean up my SD-card. However, I think I'd prefer to have my games ready and go on spare SD's instead of re-downloading them whenever I feel like playing them. I also make sure to always have access to these games whenever I want to.

So what are your guys' strategies with using multiple SD cards? I mean, do you write down what game is on what SD card? What are the best ways to go about this?
 
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What are your opinions on Tails' Mansion for the Sega Dreamcast? I thought it was a fun twist to make the sidekick the star of his own game
 
The new All Quiet on the Western Front is brilliant. The soundtrack in particular is phenomenal.
 
Look, I may be trapped in this weirdo alternate universe, but even I can say that we shouldn't make two kings fight. They can share.

What? Mario Frontiers, Sonic Odyssey, no, no, that's not right at all. Where I'm from, it's completely swapped. Metroid Prime 4 is in development by Retro Studios! We got this company called Naughty Dog who makes these highly cinematic games! The Dreamcast flopped in the face of the PS2! Nintendo held on and leaned into their portable business, making this handheld/console hybrid!

Look, you gotta believe me. I'm not from this universe. I gotta get back home!
Lol look at this troll everyone, utterly ridiculous. Trying to convince people they’re from a world where Sega fails in the hardware market yet Nintendo made a device that’s a Game Boy and a home console at the same time. Next you’ll be telling us that Nintendo rebranded light gun games with a TV remote and a gyroscope and upended the industry!
 
Good morning folks! Any good jokes today?
Altough it's from 2018, it's still funny how it was on April Fools.

 
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Lol look at this troll everyone, utterly ridiculous. Trying to convince people they’re from a world where Sega fails in the hardware market yet Nintendo made a device that’s a Game Boy and a home console at the same time. Next you’ll be telling us that Nintendo rebranded light gun games with a TV remote and a gyroscope and upended the industry!
I swear! That's exactly what happened! Come on, Pixel, you gotta believe me. You know me by now. Or...my other self? I don't know.

Maybe there's something that your VolcanicDynamo would surely know that I wouldn't be able to answer? That could vet me. I think? Uh. Ask me something!
 
I don't know what's wrong with me but have been binging all my favourite games from the last 30 years lately. Like, not really finishing them but dipping my toes in them again and god, it's just waves of nostalgia hitting you in a good way.

Have been playing the first Valkyria Chronicles again the last few hours and everything is just perfect. The gameplay, the music (man, that chapter music is nothing special but it hits if you have a history with this game), the characters, the WII parallels etc. It also helps that I'm from the Nethetrlands and a lot of the names from the map are copied from Dutch city names. As a matter of fact, seeing the mills Gallia might be based on the Netherlands but not sure though.

Anyway, enjoying the shit out of this :)
 


I know he’s like 100 but come on, this shit is unacceptable. Who wants to watch a movie that’s nearly 4h? I’m sure that if he stopped being lazy he could get it up to a clean 4h.
 
I swear! That's exactly what happened! Come on, Pixel, you gotta believe me. You know me by now. Or...my other self? I don't know.

Maybe there's something that your VolcanicDynamo would surely know that I wouldn't be able to answer? That could vet me. I think? Uh. Ask me something!
Alright. I checked with our Volcanic Dynamo (they don’t want to be in this thread due to streams colliding, cats and dogs living together and timey-wimey stuff) and they said to ask you about the best game of all time, The Legend of Sonic: Hedgehog of the Wild. There’s no way the real Volcanic Dynamo wouldn’t be able to answer this simple question: what’s at the centre of the map?
 
Alright. I checked with our Volcanic Dynamo (they don’t want to be in this thread due to streams colliding, cats and dogs living together and timey-wimey stuff) and they said to ask you about the best game of all time, The Legend of Sonic: Hedgehog of the Wild. There’s no way the real Volcanic Dynamo wouldn’t be able to answer this simple question: what’s at the centre of the map?
Breath of the Wild is a Sonic game in this universe? What in the world...

Uh. Hyrule Castle is there in Breath of the Wild. So...uh...Mobius Castle or something. Yeah. That can't be it, I'm reasonably confident in that. That localization was dropped years ago in my world.
 
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Streets of Rage vs. Final Fight?

Persona and Yakuza vs. Xenoblade and Fire Emblem?

Dreamcast 2 vs. New Nintendo Switch?

Can we please stop making threads comparing Sega and Nintendo? Nintendo was our rival back in the 90s, but that was literally last century. The battle is long over and Sega won. We don't have to keep patting ourselves on the back by making threads about how much better Sega is than Nintendo.
 
Probably but there are other issues of course going that route, just the musical ones are the biggest.
Yeah no doubt, also Kit and Krysta said recently that Mother 3 was like Smash Melee where just mentioning it would cause Nintendo execs to bristle. The reason they gave for Melee was that Nintendo assumed any slight change required to port it could potentially cause a passionately negative reaction from the fanbase, and I almost wonder if Nintendo has the same assumption about Mother 3 (since they mentioned it as a comparative example to Melee).

Like I definitely wouldn't mind them changing the problematic parts of Mother 3 in order to get a western release, but Nintendo might assume the more vocal fans, the very ones begging for its localization, would freak. I dunno. 🤷‍♂️
 
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The new anime season has begun and my watch list is ready(things will probably be dropped as always)
 
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Replaying FRLG pushed me to create this thread, feel free to discuss your opinion if you have one

 
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Yeah no doubt, also Kit and Krysta said recently that Mother 3 was like Smash Melee where just mentioning it would cause Nintendo execs to bristle. The reason they gave for Melee was that Nintendo assumed any slight change required to port it could potentially cause a passionately negative reaction from the fanbase, and I almost wonder if Nintendo has the same assumption about Mother 3 (since they mentioned it as a comparative example to Melee).

Like I definitely wouldn't mind them changing the problematic parts of Mother 3 in order to get a western release, but Nintendo might assume the more vocal fans, the very ones begging for its localization, would freak. I dunno. 🤷‍♂️
I mean I don’t really blame them especially when we see examples like Paper Mario, Metroid, or Pokémon act whether they are justified or not.

I would like to see them do that too but they may also see it as spending too much for little gain.
Seems like an open and shut case with that Back in the USSR rip. Now way this is coming out
Yeah especially with some of the others. Like he played the Phantom one & I was immediately nodding my head.
 


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