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don't get too hyped f-f-fo-for...Ok but for real though can someone tell me not to be hyped for Metroid?
nah, can't do it
don't get too hyped f-f-fo-for...Ok but for real though can someone tell me not to be hyped for Metroid?
Dark Cloud really outdid himself with those 45 paragraphs.
- Direct Intro Jingle plays
- Screen goes dark
- Opens with Mario movie trailer
- Some kind of bandy game related to the movie announced, looks really confusing, is it a Switch game or mobile game, or what?
- Miyamoto wheeled out and talks about the movie for too long, goes on a rant about how he’s not allowed to make Starfox any more
- “How the fuck are we 10 mins in already???”
- That fun looking crab game from the last direct is shown again. It looks really fun. Everyone is really happy. Maybe everything is going to be ok after all?
- A new farming simulator is shown.
- “Guys just because it’s not for you personally doesn’t mean it’s not a big announcement for other people. They’re getting the small games out of the way, you’ll see!!!!”
- Hollow Knight: Silksong. Looks as bad as the first one but everyone goes crazy.
- Outer Wilds Switch
- Final Fantasy Remasters
- "Whatever happened to Arika, do they still make games? Any chance we'll see Endless Ocean 3 today?"
- Perfect Dark N64 VC
- Some shit side-scroller from an obscure studio, which we’ll never see again, is shown
- That same handful of toxically positive people from every direct thread post about how the above announcement is huge and alone makes the Direct a 10/10
- "Only 20 mins left guys” posts start permeating the forum
- Some nonsensical, underwhelming third party games like Far Cry 4, Dishonoured 2 or Dragon Age
- Splatoon 3 DLC showcase, a new mode centered around the Manhattan project. Looks really dark.
- Another annoyingly cute indie game announced. Two hipster looking indie devs showcase the game. “Souls-like.” “Haha look guys you can pet the dog xD.” “Please buy it or we’ll go into liquidation."
- Mario Kart DLC Pack 3
- “15 minutes left guys”
- Big Indie announcement: Stanley Parable Switch
- "Wait isn't that already on Switch?"
- Shin Onigashima announced being brought to western audiences for the first time
- Chris Scullion has a religious experience due to above announcement: declares this Direct the GOAT
- Octopath Traveller 2 big trailer
- “10 minutes left you guys”
- Yoshi’s LSD world announced
- “What?”
- Switch Sports: mini golf and lacrosse!
- Baten Kaitos and Doshin the Giant announced as the first GC remasters for Switch, “stay tuned for more Winter 2023!”
- “I never said anything about F-Zero, you guys always misinterpret my posts.” — Nate
- 45 paragraph post in defense of Nate by some random member
- Racoon gets banned
- Advance Wars: Bootcamp trailer and release date
- V-Rally 2 HD announced, the truck from Excite Truck is in it.
- "Guys I got Bingo on my card!!!!!!!!"
- 1-2 Switch 2!!!!
- "idk guys I think this direct is really good personally"
- Another farming sim but this time for fish
- Kirby somehow shows up again because honestly when doesn’t he
- “5 minutes left goiz!!!!”
- “We were never going to see TOTK or Metroid today, anybody who said we would had unreasonable expectations and is deluded. I knew this all along, it was so obvious”
- Straight up fights in the Direct thread.
- Arlo has a meltdown live on stream
- Pokemon Scarlett and Violet DLC pack 1 shown ft. Krabby new evolution
- “yay I love Krabby”
- “yay Krabby”
- “yayyyy”
- “Fuck Krabby”
- “I told you this would be a good direct you guys”
- “Doesn't Krabby already evolve into Kingler?”
- “stfu guys. STFU. 3 mins left shhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh”
- The little direct reel jingle plays
- Gameboy games announced for Switch! Launching with Tetris, Alleyway, Wario Land 2 and Game & Watch Collection, lots of "yasssssssss" posts and people going mental, but you're not really sure why?
- “We hope you enjoy this last announcement”
- Wow Pikmin 4, looks really good. Wow, there’s a orange Pikmin now. It can jump: cool!
- “And just one more thing”
- Anouma comes on screen
- “Welcome, to the Legend of Zelda”
- Really cryptic Zelda trailer shown. Somehow leaves more questions than it answers
- No release date
- “And that’s all we have to show today!!!”
- Direct outro plays
- "Is that it?????"
- "I thought this was a great Direct personally, y'all need to temper your expectations"
- Sombre 'Staff Post' thread posted 1 hour later about Direct thread behaviour and conduct between members and insiders
Honestly myIt could be a fairly low effort port and people would still buy it in numbers comparable to Origami King. I can see Nintendo banking it for a future dry spell (like the one they may or may not have this fall).
This was the link I used: https://eventbingo.app/creator?event=nintendo-direct-february-2023Oh, I'd like to use the same bingo card template but I can't find the link you're referring to. Can you repost it?
"This will be our final announcement. Please take a look"
* Snap *
"Link, open your eyes. You were defeated in the caverns but you were saved. Look Link. Look at your arm. It's..."
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
May 12, 2023
- Direct Intro Jingle plays
- Screen goes dark
- Rated E for Everyone
- Opens with Mario movie trailer
- Some kind of bandy game related to the movie announced, looks really confusing, is it a Switch game or mobile game, or what?
- Miyamoto wheeled out and talks about the movie for too long, goes on a rant about how he’s not allowed to make Starfox any more
- “How the fuck are we 10 mins in already???”
- That fun looking crab game from the last direct is shown again. It looks really fun. The anxiety subsides for a moment and everyone is really happy. Maybe everything is going to be ok after all?
- A new farming simulator is shown.
- “Guys just because it’s not for you personally doesn’t mean it’s not a big announcement for other people. They’re getting the small games out of the way first, you’ll see!!!!”
- Hollow Knight: Silksong. Looks as bad as the first one but everyone goes crazy.
- Outer Wilds Switch
- Final Fantasy Remasters
- "Whatever happened to Arika, do they still make games? Any chance we'll see Endless Ocean 3 today?"
- Perfect Dark N64 VC
- Some shit side-scroller from an obscure studio, which we’ll never see again, is shown
- That same handful of toxically positive people from every direct thread post about how the above announcement is huge and alone makes the Direct a 10/10
- "Only 20 mins left guys” posts start permeating the forum
- Some nonsensical, underwhelming third party games like Far Cry 4, Dishonoured 2 or Dragon Age
- Splatoon 3 DLC showcase, a new mode centered around the Manhattan project. Looks really dark.
- Another annoyingly cute indie game announced. Two hipster looking indie devs showcase the game. “Souls-like.” “Haha look guys you can pet the dog xD.” “Please buy it or we’ll go into liquidation."
- Mario Kart DLC Pack 3
- “15 minutes left guys”
- Big Indie announcement: Stanley Parable Switch
- "Wait isn't that already on Switch?"
- Shin Onigashima announced being brought to western audiences for the first time
- Chris Scullion has a religious experience due to above announcement: declares this Direct the GOAT
- Octopath Traveller 2 big trailer
- “10 minutes left you guys”
- Yoshi’s LSD world announced
- “What?”
- Switch Sports: mini golf and lacrosse!
- Baten Kaitos and Doshin the Giant announced as the first GC remasters for Switch, “stay tuned for more Winter 2023!”
- “I never said anything about F-Zero, you guys always misinterpret my posts.” — Nate
- 45 paragraph post in defense of Nate by some random member
- Racoon gets banned
- Advance Wars: Bootcamp trailer and release date
- V-Rally 2 HD announced, the truck from Excite Truck is in it.
- "Guys I got Bingo on my card!!!!!!!!"
- 1-2 Switch 2!!!!
- "idk guys I think this direct is really good personally"
- Another farming sim but this time for fish
- Kirby somehow shows up again because honestly when doesn’t he
- “5 minutes left goiz!!!!”
- “We were never going to see TOTK or Metroid today, anybody who said we would had unreasonable expectations and is deluded. I knew this all along, it was so obvious”
- Straight up fights in the Direct thread.
- Arlo has a meltdown live on livestream
- Pokemon Scarlett and Violet DLC pack 1 shown, ft. Krabby new evolution
- “yay I love Krabby”
- “yay Krabby”
- “yayyyy”
- “Fuck Krabby”
- “I told you this would be a good direct you guys”
- “Doesn't Krabby already evolve into Kingler?”
- “stfu guys. STFU. 3 mins left shhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh”
- The little direct reel jingle plays
- Gameboy games announced for Switch! Launching with Tetris, Alleyway, Wario Land 2 and Game & Watch Collection, lots of "yasssssssss" posts and people going mental, but you're not really sure why?
- Long, tearful rant from one member about how Alleyway is really important to them because they used to play it with their grandpa, and the people claiming this isn't a big don't realise that because it's not for them personally doesn't mean it isn't for other people.
- “We hope you enjoy this last announcement”
- Wow Pikmin 4, looks really good. Wow, there’s a orange Pikmin now. It can jump: cool!
- “And just one more thing”
- Anouma comes on screen
- “Welcome, to the Legend of Zelda”
- Really cryptic Zelda trailer shown. Somehow leaves more questions than it answers
- No release date
- “And that’s all we have to show today!!!”
- Direct outro plays
- "Is that it?????"
- "I thought this was a great Direct personally, y'all need to temper your expectations"
- Sombre 'Staff Post' thread posted 1 hour later about Direct thread behaviour and conduct between members and insiders
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
Reposting my bingo here for safe keeping:
I don't think I can take another "cozy farm simulator RPG" direct like last time.Just got a heads up on the exciting new Paper Mario game being announced in the direct!
The pages of Mario's story turn like the seasons in this exciting farm fresh adventure that's sure to be HAY-led as a classic!
Get ready for a new adventure as Mario returns in pursuit of a threat unlike any he's ever faced - The Dry! The evil Dry Bowser and his army of Dry Bones have dammed all the water of the Paper Toads home and now this paper planet is on the brink of destruction. In this new Mario FARM-PG, Help Paper Mario and his long lost cousin Farmio destroy Dry Bowser's dastardly dams and bring life to this drought stricken world in time to stop them turning... dry. Farm, Harvest, Jump & Make Friends as you uncover the secrets of The Fold in Paper Mario: Farmio And The Folded Farm coming to Nintendo Switch later this year!
you betI really hope this is a standard switch moving forward, whenever a new Direct is announced!
Man, I really want a MUA4 with a "Everyone is here" with all the characters from the previous 3 games + the non-playable NPCs from 3 (Beast, Antman, etc) + new characters like Shang Chi or Jane Foster. Dreaming is free...God I hope Marvel Ultimate Alliance 4 happens sooner rather than later.
Hopefully with a bit more playable villains this time. Bring playable Green Goblin, Sabretooth, and Doom in the base game.
Don’t be silly....Ok but for real though can someone tell me not to be hyped for Metroid?
Fantastic, that's exactly what I was looking for. Thank youThis was the link I used: https://eventbingo.app/creator?event=nintendo-direct-february-2023
Zippo apparently said so in one of his “predictions”? But it’s Zippo, LOLOkay why are a lot of people talking about a possible TTYD remaster?
yikes, you aren't going to like the Farmio spin off series which includes a series of Farmio led GC remakes starting with The Thousand Year Door (The Thousand Year Door ReHarvested), Farmio Party and Farmio Sports games and Super Farmio 3D Platformers. The fun bit is, the farming constantly cuts into the RPG, party games, sports and platforming, so you'll never get bored of any of those more niche gameplay styles!I don't think I can take another "cozy farm simulator RPG" direct like last time.
JOE! NO!I'm so confident Metroid will be a no-show at tomorrow's Direct that I'm willing to make an avatar bet over it. Any suggestions?
Just throw a Samus helmut on your existing one.I'm so confident Metroid will be a no-show at tomorrow's Direct that I'm willing to make an avatar bet over it. Any suggestions?
That's probably why it ended up getting cut. I wonder if they will bring back the idea for Tears, I do love the Minish conceptually, and I especially love bringing back weird legacy races in Zelda games (like they did with the Rito in BotW).Conceptually, this reference is cool, but this is really not doing anything for me in terms of gameplay implications
Hey look, some small stuff
Adam MalkovichI'm so confident Metroid will be a no-show at tomorrow's Direct that I'm willing to make an avatar bet over it. Any suggestions?
Considering Nintendo probably already forgot about 'em the answer isThat's probably why it ended up getting cut. I wonder if they will bring back the idea for Tears, I do love the Minish conceptually, and I especially love bringing back weird legacy races in Zelda games (like they did with the Rito in BotW).
When are we seeing the Ooccoo civilization?
I have half a mind to flip you off at this point.It’s time for Yoshi’s Flipping Island.
see that guy? you might have to squint. you can step on himConceptually, this reference is cool, but this is really not doing anything for me in terms of gameplay implications
Hey look, some small stuff
H Y P Esee that guy? you might have to squint. you can step on him