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News Nintendo Direct announced for February 8th

  • Direct Intro Jingle plays
  • 🥲
  • Screen goes dark
  • Rated E for Everyone
  • Opens with Mario movie trailer
  • Some kind of bandy game related to the movie announced, looks really confusing, is it a Switch game or mobile game, or what?
  • Miyamoto wheeled out and talks about the movie for too long, goes on a rant about how he’s not allowed to make Starfox any more
  • “How the fuck are we 10 mins in already???”
  • That fun looking crab game from the last direct is shown again. It looks really fun. The anxiety subsides for a moment and everyone is really happy. Maybe everything is going to be ok after all?
  • A new farming simulator is shown.
  • “Guys just because it’s not for you personally doesn’t mean it’s not a big announcement for other people.”
  • Hollow Knight: Silksong. Looks as bad as the first one but everyone goes crazy.
  • Outer Wilds Switch
  • Final Fantasy Remasters
  • "Whatever happened to Arika, do they still make games? Any chance we'll see Endless Ocean 3 today?"
  • Perfect Dark N64 VC
  • Some weird side-scroller from an obscure studio, which we’ll never see again, is shown
  • That same handful of toxically positive people from every direct thread post about how the above announcement is huge and alone makes the Direct a 10/10
  • "Only 20 mins left guys” posts start permeating the forum
  • Some nonsensical, underwhelming third party games like Far Cry 4, Dishonoured 2, Arkham Asylum or Dragon Age.
  • Splatoon 3 DLC showcase, a new mode centered around the Manhattan project. Looks weirdly dark.
  • Another annoyingly cute indie game announced. Two hipster looking indie devs showcase the game. “Souls-like.” “Haha look guys you can pet the dog xD.” “Please buy it or we’ll go into liquidation."
  • Switch Sports: mini golf and lacrosse!
  • Octopath Traveller 2 big trailer
  • “15 minutes left guys!!!!”
  • Big Indie announcement: Stanley Parable Switch
  • "Wait isn't that already on Switch?"
  • Shin Onigashima from the NES announced being brought to western audiences for the first time
  • Chris Scullion has a religious experience due to above announcement: declares this Direct the GOAT
  • "Wait I thought this Direct was an hour long and not 40 mins???"
  • Mario Kart DLC Pack 3
  • “10 minutes left you guys”
  • Yoshi’s LSD world announced
  • “What?”
  • Baten Kaitos and Doshin the Giant announced as the first GC remasters for Switch, “stay tuned for more Winter 2023!”
  • “I never said anything about F-Zero, you guys always misinterpret my posts.” — Nate
  • 45 paragraph post in defense of Nate by some random member
  • Racoon gets banned
  • "Where's Odama??? You guys promised it'd be here"
  • Advance Wars: Bootcamp trailer and release date
  • V-Rally 2 HD announced, the truck from Excite Truck is in it.
  • "Guys I got Bingo on my card!!!!!!!!"
  • 1-2 Switch 2!!!!
  • "idk guys I think this direct is really good personally"
  • Another farming sim but this time for fish
  • Kirby somehow shows up again because honestly when doesn’t he
  • “5 minutes left goiz!!!!”
  • “We were never going to see TOTK or Metroid today, anybody who said we would had unreasonable expectations and was being deluded. It was so obvious they wouldn’t be here” — a member you could have sworn posted every day about how excited they were for TOTK and Metroid.
  • Straight up fights in the Direct thread.
  • Arlo has a meltdown live on stream.
  • Pokemon Scarlett and Violet DLC pack 1 shown, ft. Krabby new evolution
  • “yay I love Krabby”
  • “yay Krabby”
  • “yayyyy”
  • “Fuck Krabby”
  • “I told you this would be a good direct you guys”
  • “Doesn't Krabby already evolve into Kingler?”
  • “stfu guys. STFU. 3 mins left shhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh”
  • The little direct reel jingle plays
  • Gameboy games announced for Switch! Launching with Tetris, Alleyway, Wario Land 2 and Game & Watch Collection, lots of "yasssssssss" posts and people going mental, but you're not really sure why?
  • Long, tearful, emotionally charged plea from one member about how Alleyway is really important to them because they used to play it with their great grandfather before he died, and the people claiming this isn't a big announcement don't realise that just because it's not for them personally doesn't mean it isn't a big deal for other people.
  • “We hope you enjoy this last announcement”
  • Wow Pikmin 4, looks really good. Wow, there’s a orange Pikmin now. It can jump: cool!
  • “And just one more thing”
  • Anouma comes on screen
  • 😀
  • “Welcome, to the Legend of Zelda”
  • Really cryptic Zelda trailer shown. Somehow leaves more questions than it answers
  • No release date
  • “And that’s all we have to show today!!!”
  • Direct outro plays
  • "Is that it?????"
  • "I thought this was a great Direct personally, y'all need to temper your expectations"
  • Sombre-toned Famiboards 'Staff Post' thread posted 1 hour later about Direct thread behaviour and conduct between members and insiders
 
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Nintendo is gonna announce the Mario movie spinoff. The biggest crossover in cinema and gaming

Mario + Minions: Despicable Kingdom
 
Chaos Theory said:
  • Opens with Mario movie trailer
  • Some kind of bandy game related to the movie announced, looks really confusing, is it a mobile game or what?
  • Miyamoto wheeled out and talks about the movie for too long, goes on a rant about how he’s not allowed to make Starfox any more
  • “How the fuck are we 10 mins in already???”
  • That fun looking crab game from the last direct is shown again. It looks really fun. Everyone is really happy. Maybe the Direct is going to be ok after all?
  • A new farming simulator is shown.
  • “Guys just because it’s not for you personally doesn’t mean it’s not a big announcement for other people. They’re getting the small gamee out of the way, you’ll see”
  • Hollow Knight: Silksong. Looks as bad as the first one but everyone goes crazy.
  • Outer Wilds Switch
  • Final Fantasy Remasters
  • Perfect Dark N64 VC
  • “only 20 mins left guys” posts start permeating the forum
  • Some shit side-scroller from an obscure studio, which we’ll never see again, is shown
  • That same handful of toxically positive people from every direct thread post about how the above announcement is huge and alone makes the Direct a 10/10
  • Some nonsensical, underwhelming third party games like Far Cry 4, Dishonoured 2 or Dragon Age
  • Splatoon 3 DLC showcase, a new mode centred around the Manhattan project. Looks really dark.
  • Another annoyingly cute indie game announced. Two hipster looking indie devs showcase the game. “Souls-like.” “Haha look guys you can pet the dog xD.” “Please buy it or we’ll go into liquidation.”
  • “15 minutes left guys”
  • Big Indie announcement: Stanley Parable Switch
  • Shin Onigashima announced being brought to western audiences for the first time
  • Chris Scullion has a religious experience due to above announcement: declares this Direct the GOAT
  • Octopath Traveller 2 big trailer
  • “10 minutes left you guys”
  • Mario Kart DLC Pack 3
- Yoshi’s LSD world announced
  • “What?”
  • Baten Kaitos announced as the first GC remaster for Switch, “stay tuned for more”
  • “I never said anything about F-Zero, you guys always misinterpret m my posts” — Nate
  • Racoon gets banned
  • Advance Wars: Bootcamp trailer and release date
  • V-Rally 2 HD announced, the truck from Excite Truck is in it.
  • Kirby somehow shows up again because when doesn’t he
  • idk guys I think this direct is really good personally
  • “5 minutes left guys”
  • “We were never going to see TOTK or Metroid today, anybody who said we would is deluded. I knew this all along, it was so obvious”
  • Straight up fights in the Direct thread.
  • Arlo has a meltdown live on stream
  • Pokemon Scarlett and Violet DLC pack 1 shown. Krabby mega-evolution
  • “yay I love Krabby”
  • “yay Krabby”
  • “yayyyy”
  • “Fuck Krabby”
  • “I told you this would be a good direct you guys”
  • “doesn’t Krabby already evolve?”
  • “stfu guys 3 mins left shhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh”
  • The little direct reel jingle plays
  • “We hope you enjoy this last announcement”
  • Wow Pikmin 4, looks really good. Wow, there’s a orange Pikmin now. It can jump: cool!
  • “And just one more thing”
  • Anouma comes on screen
  • 😀
  • “Welcome, to the Legend of Zelda”
  • Really cryptic Zelda trailer shown. Somehow leaves more questions than it answers
  • No release date
  • “And that’s all we have to show today!!!”
  • Direct outro plays
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I know you didn't just say "Silksong looks as bad as the first game"
 
my big predictions are we will get an advance Wars release date and we still won't hear anything about Metroid prime remakes/remasrers
 
Chaos Theory said:
Racoon gets banned
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Awesomegames23 said:
Direct Starts

"Oh man, this is going to be good! Can't wait to see _____ game!"

7 Minutes Later

"Why haven't they shown ____ yet?!"
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My thoughts are gonna be more like:

Direct Starts

"Oh man, this is going to be good! Can't wait to see NEW Hardware!"

7 Minutes Later

"Why haven't they shown HARDWARE?!"
 
Chaos Theory said:
  • Opens with Mario movie trailer
  • Some kind of bandy game related to the movie announced, looks really confusing, is it a mobile game or what?
  • Miyamoto wheeled out and talks about the movie for too long, goes on a rant about how he’s not allowed to make Starfox any more
  • “How the fuck are we 10 mins in already???”
  • That fun looking crab game from the last direct is shown again. It looks really fun. Everyone is really happy. Maybe the Direct is going to be ok after all?
  • A new farming simulator is shown.
  • “Guys just because it’s not for you personally doesn’t mean it’s not a big announcement for other people. They’re getting the small gamee out of the way, you’ll see”
  • Hollow Knight: Silksong. Looks as bad as the first one but everyone goes crazy.
  • Outer Wilds Switch
  • Final Fantasy Remasters
  • Perfect Dark N64 VC
  • “only 20 mins left guys” posts start permeating the forum
  • Some shit side-scroller from an obscure studio, which we’ll never see again, is shown
  • That same handful of toxically positive people from every direct thread post about how the above announcement is huge and alone makes the Direct a 10/10
  • Some nonsensical, underwhelming third party games like Far Cry 4, Dishonoured 2 or Dragon Age
  • Splatoon 3 DLC showcase, a new mode centred around the Manhattan project. Looks really dark.
  • Another annoyingly cute indie game announced. Two hipster looking indie devs showcase the game. “Souls-like.” “Haha look guys you can pet the dog xD.” “Please buy it or we’ll go into liquidation.”
  • “15 minutes left guys”
  • Big Indie announcement: Stanley Parable Switch
  • Shin Onigashima announced being brought to western audiences for the first time
  • Chris Scullion has a religious experience due to above announcement: declares this Direct the GOAT
  • Octopath Traveller 2 big trailer
  • “10 minutes left you guys”
  • Mario Kart DLC Pack 3
- Yoshi’s LSD world announced
  • “What?”
  • Baten Kaitos announced as the first GC remaster for Switch, “stay tuned for more”
  • “I never said anything about F-Zero, you guys always misinterpret m my posts” — Nate
  • Racoon gets banned
  • Advance Wars: Bootcamp trailer and release date
  • V-Rally 2 HD announced, the truck from Excite Truck is in it.
  • Kirby somehow shows up again because when doesn’t he
  • idk guys I think this direct is really good personally
  • “5 minutes left guys”
  • “We were never going to see TOTK or Metroid today, anybody who said we would is deluded. I knew this all along, it was so obvious”
  • Straight up fights in the Direct thread.
  • Arlo has a meltdown live on stream
  • Pokemon Scarlett and Violet DLC pack 1 shown. Krabby mega-evolution
  • “yay I love Krabby”
  • “yay Krabby”
  • “yayyyy”
  • “Fuck Krabby”
  • “I told you this would be a good direct you guys”
  • “doesn’t Krabby already evolve?”
  • “stfu guys 3 mins left shhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh”
  • The little direct reel jingle plays
  • “We hope you enjoy this last announcement”
  • Wow Pikmin 4, looks really good. Wow, there’s a orange Pikmin now. It can jump: cool!
  • “And just one more thing”
  • Anouma comes on screen
  • 😀
  • “Welcome, to the Legend of Zelda”
  • Really cryptic Zelda trailer shown. Somehow leaves more questions than it answers
  • No release date
  • “And that’s all we have to show today!!!”
  • Direct outro plays
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You win for the day
But I cannot accept that Hollow Knight slander
 
Mandos said:
Aw man forgot to put warriors on my bingo card, we’re currently in a dead zone info wise for that franchise and about due for a new one
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It hasn’t even been a year since the last one. I dunno why another Nintendo Musou is such a popular prediction, it ain’t happening.

Unless you’re talking about Warriors proper, in which case I genuinely know nothing about it so sure, why not.
 
Just got a heads up on the exciting new Paper Mario game being announced in the direct!

The pages of Mario's story turn like the seasons in this exciting farm fresh adventure that's sure to be HAY-led as a classic!
Get ready for a new adventure as Mario returns in pursuit of a threat unlike any he's ever faced - The Dry! The evil Dry Bowser and his army of Dry Bones have dammed all the water of the Paper Toads home and now this paper planet is on the brink of destruction. In this new Mario FARM-PG, Help Paper Mario and his long lost cousin Farmio destroy Dry Bowser's dastardly dams and bring life to this drought stricken world in time to stop them turning... dry. Farm, Harvest, Jump & Make Friends as you uncover the secrets of The Fold in Paper Mario: Farmio And The Folded Farm coming to Nintendo Switch later this year!
 
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Keeping my expectations in-check: Sakurai announces a new Smash character and it’s Stone Cold and they share a beer to end the Direct.
 
Chaos Theory said:
  • Direct Intro Jingle plays
  • 🥺
  • Screen goes dark
  • Opens with Mario movie trailer
  • Some kind of bandy game related to the movie announced, looks really confusing, is it a Switch game or mobile game, or what?
  • Miyamoto wheeled out and talks about the movie for too long, goes on a rant about how he’s not allowed to make Starfox any more
  • “How the fuck are we 10 mins in already???”
  • That fun looking crab game from the last direct is shown again. It looks really fun. Everyone is really happy. Maybe everything is going to be ok after all?
  • A new farming simulator is shown.
  • “Guys just because it’s not for you personally doesn’t mean it’s not a big announcement for other people. They’re getting the small games out of the way, you’ll see!!!!”
  • Hollow Knight: Silksong. Looks as bad as the first one but everyone goes crazy.
  • Outer Wilds Switch
  • Final Fantasy Remasters
  • Perfect Dark N64 VC
  • Some shit side-scroller from an obscure studio, which we’ll never see again, is shown
  • That same handful of toxically positive people from every direct thread post about how the above announcement is huge and alone makes the Direct a 10/10
  • "Only 20 mins left guys” posts start permeating the forum
  • Some nonsensical, underwhelming third party games like Far Cry 4, Dishonoured 2 or Dragon Age
  • Splatoon 3 DLC showcase, a new mode centered around the Manhattan project. Looks really dark.
  • Another annoyingly cute indie game announced. Two hipster looking indie devs showcase the game. “Souls-like.” “Haha look guys you can pet the dog xD.” “Please buy it or we’ll go into liquidation.
  • Mario Kart DLC Pack 3
  • “15 minutes left guys”
  • Big Indie announcement: Stanley Parable Switch
  • Shin Onigashima announced being brought to western audiences for the first time
  • Chris Scullion has a religious experience due to above announcement: declares this Direct the GOAT
  • Octopath Traveller 2 big trailer
  • “10 minutes left you guys”
  • Yoshi’s LSD world announced
  • “What?”
  • Baten Kaitos announced as the first GC remaster for Switch, “stay tuned for more!”
  • “I never said anything about F-Zero, you guys always misinterpret my posts. Y'all need to temper your expectations” — Nate
  • 45 paragraph post in defense of Nate by some random member
  • Racoon gets banned
  • Advance Wars: Bootcamp trailer and release date
  • V-Rally 2 HD announced, the truck from Excite Truck is in it.
  • Kirby somehow shows up again because honestly when doesn’t he
  • idk guys I think this direct is really good personally
  • “5 minutes left goiz!!!!”
  • “We were never going to see TOTK or Metroid today, anybody who said we would is deluded. I knew this all along, it was so obvious”
  • Straight up fights in the Direct thread.
  • Arlo has a meltdown live on stream
  • Pokemon Scarlett and Violet DLC pack 1 shown ft. Krabby new evolution
  • “yay I love Krabby”
  • “yay Krabby”
  • “yayyyy”
  • “Fuck Krabby”
  • “I told you this would be a good direct you guys”
  • “Doesn't Krabby already evolve into Kingler?”
  • “stfu guys. STFU. 3 mins left shhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh”
  • The little direct reel jingle plays
  • “We hope you enjoy this last announcement”
  • Wow Pikmin 4, looks really good. Wow, there’s a orange Pikmin now. It can jump: cool!
  • “And just one more thing”
  • Anouma comes on screen
  • 😀
  • “Welcome, to the Legend of Zelda”
  • Really cryptic Zelda trailer shown. Somehow leaves more questions than it answers
  • No release date
  • “And that’s all we have to show today!!!”
  • Direct outro plays
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a direct so wild that they announce games that have already come out in it
 
Ha, ha, ha… I told you all a Direct was coming this week… once again, no one believes me until it’s too late…!
 
I have almost no expectations for this Direct apart from for TotK. That alone excites me and will be enough to make me feel satisfied. Anything else which peaks my interest will be a bonus.
 
Chaos Theory said:
  • Direct Intro Jingle plays
  • 🥺
  • Screen goes dark
  • Opens with Mario movie trailer
  • Some kind of bandy game related to the movie announced, looks really confusing, is it a Switch game or mobile game, or what?
  • Miyamoto wheeled out and talks about the movie for too long, goes on a rant about how he’s not allowed to make Starfox any more
  • “How the fuck are we 10 mins in already???”
  • That fun looking crab game from the last direct is shown again. It looks really fun. Everyone is really happy. Maybe everything is going to be ok after all?
  • A new farming simulator is shown.
  • “Guys just because it’s not for you personally doesn’t mean it’s not a big announcement for other people. They’re getting the small games out of the way, you’ll see!!!!”
  • Hollow Knight: Silksong. Looks as bad as the first one but everyone goes crazy.
  • Outer Wilds Switch
  • Final Fantasy Remasters
  • Perfect Dark N64 VC
  • Some shit side-scroller from an obscure studio, which we’ll never see again, is shown
  • That same handful of toxically positive people from every direct thread post about how the above announcement is huge and alone makes the Direct a 10/10
  • "Only 20 mins left guys” posts start permeating the forum
  • Some nonsensical, underwhelming third party games like Far Cry 4, Dishonoured 2 or Dragon Age
  • Splatoon 3 DLC showcase, a new mode centered around the Manhattan project. Looks really dark.
  • Another annoyingly cute indie game announced. Two hipster looking indie devs showcase the game. “Souls-like.” “Haha look guys you can pet the dog xD.” “Please buy it or we’ll go into liquidation.
  • Mario Kart DLC Pack 3
  • “15 minutes left guys”
  • Big Indie announcement: Stanley Parable Switch
  • "Wait isn't that already on Switch?"
  • Shin Onigashima announced being brought to western audiences for the first time
  • Chris Scullion has a religious experience due to above announcement: declares this Direct the GOAT
  • Octopath Traveller 2 big trailer
  • “10 minutes left you guys”
  • Yoshi’s LSD world announced
  • “What?”
  • Baten Kaitos announced as the first GC remaster for Switch, “stay tuned for more!”
  • “I never said anything about F-Zero, you guys always misinterpret my posts.” — Nate
  • 45 paragraph post in defense of Nate by some random member
  • Racoon gets banned
  • Advance Wars: Bootcamp trailer and release date
  • V-Rally 2 HD announced, the truck from Excite Truck is in it.
  • Kirby somehow shows up again because honestly when doesn’t he
  • idk guys I think this direct is really good personally
  • “5 minutes left goiz!!!!”
  • “We were never going to see TOTK or Metroid today, anybody who said we would is deluded. I knew this all along, it was so obvious”
  • Straight up fights in the Direct thread.
  • Arlo has a meltdown live on stream
  • Pokemon Scarlett and Violet DLC pack 1 shown ft. Krabby new evolution
  • “yay I love Krabby”
  • “yay Krabby”
  • “yayyyy”
  • “Fuck Krabby”
  • “I told you this would be a good direct you guys”
  • “Doesn't Krabby already evolve into Kingler?”
  • “stfu guys. STFU. 3 mins left shhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh”
  • The little direct reel jingle plays
  • Gameboy games announced for Switch! Launching with Tetris, Alleyway, Wario Land 2 and Game & Watch Collection, lots of "yasssssssss" posts and people going mental, but you're not really sure why?
  • “We hope you enjoy this last announcement”
  • Wow Pikmin 4, looks really good. Wow, there’s a orange Pikmin now. It can jump: cool!
  • “And just one more thing”
  • Anouma comes on screen
  • 😀
  • “Welcome, to the Legend of Zelda”
  • Really cryptic Zelda trailer shown. Somehow leaves more questions than it answers
  • No release date
  • “And that’s all we have to show today!!!”
  • Direct outro plays
  • "I thought this was a great Direct personally, y'all need to temper your expectations"
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I just want to let you know I'm here for this energy
 
TTYD feels more like hopes and dreams than anything else.

I too would love TTYD to get a remaster with widescreen and uprezzed textures and that's it with NO changes to gameplay or story or ESPECIALLY characters, but seeing as the only PM game has gotten a re-release is the original as VC/NSO, I just don't think much is gonna change.
 
I can't stop smiling, and haven't been able to stop since the announcement. Around 26 hours stands between us and that magical thing that is the TotK blowout.
 
Chaos Theory said:
  • Direct Intro Jingle plays
  • 🥺
  • Screen goes dark
  • Opens with Mario movie trailer
  • Some kind of bandy game related to the movie announced, looks really confusing, is it a Switch game or mobile game, or what?
  • Miyamoto wheeled out and talks about the movie for too long, goes on a rant about how he’s not allowed to make Starfox any more
  • “How the fuck are we 10 mins in already???”
  • That fun looking crab game from the last direct is shown again. It looks really fun. Everyone is really happy. Maybe everything is going to be ok after all?
  • A new farming simulator is shown.
  • “Guys just because it’s not for you personally doesn’t mean it’s not a big announcement for other people. They’re getting the small games out of the way, you’ll see!!!!”
  • Hollow Knight: Silksong. Looks as bad as the first one but everyone goes crazy.
  • Outer Wilds Switch
  • Final Fantasy Remasters
  • Perfect Dark N64 VC
  • Some shit side-scroller from an obscure studio, which we’ll never see again, is shown
  • That same handful of toxically positive people from every direct thread post about how the above announcement is huge and alone makes the Direct a 10/10
  • "Only 20 mins left guys” posts start permeating the forum
  • Some nonsensical, underwhelming third party games like Far Cry 4, Dishonoured 2 or Dragon Age
  • Splatoon 3 DLC showcase, a new mode centered around the Manhattan project. Looks really dark.
  • Another annoyingly cute indie game announced. Two hipster looking indie devs showcase the game. “Souls-like.” “Haha look guys you can pet the dog xD.” “Please buy it or we’ll go into liquidation."
  • Mario Kart DLC Pack 3
  • “15 minutes left guys”
  • Big Indie announcement: Stanley Parable Switch
  • "Wait isn't that already on Switch?"
  • Shin Onigashima announced being brought to western audiences for the first time
  • Chris Scullion has a religious experience due to above announcement: declares this Direct the GOAT
  • Octopath Traveller 2 big trailer
  • “10 minutes left you guys”
  • Yoshi’s LSD world announced, based around Fuzzy from Yosh's Island, who is a companion character.
  • “What?”
  • Baten Kaitos announced as the first GC remaster for Switch, “stay tuned for more!”
  • “I never said anything about F-Zero, you guys always misinterpret my posts.” — Nate
  • 45 paragraph post in defense of Nate by some random member
  • Racoon gets banned
  • Advance Wars: Bootcamp trailer and release date
  • V-Rally 2 HD announced, the truck from Excite Truck is in it.
  • 1-2 Switch 2!!!!
  • "idk guys I think this direct is really good personally"
  • Another farming sim but this time for fish
  • Kirby somehow shows up again because honestly when doesn’t he
  • “5 minutes left goiz!!!!”
  • “We were never going to see TOTK or Metroid today, anybody who said we would is deluded. I knew this all along, it was so obvious”
  • Straight up fights in the Direct thread.
  • Arlo has a meltdown live on stream
  • Pokemon Scarlett and Violet DLC pack 1 shown ft. Krabby new evolution
  • “yay I love Krabby”
  • “yay Krabby”
  • “yayyyy”
  • “Fuck Krabby”
  • “I told you this would be a good direct you guys”
  • “Doesn't Krabby already evolve into Kingler?”
  • “stfu guys. STFU. 3 mins left shhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh”
  • The little direct reel jingle plays
  • Gameboy games announced for Switch! Launching with Tetris, Alleyway, Wario Land 2 and Game & Watch Collection, lots of "yasssssssss" posts and people going mental, but you're not really sure why?
  • “We hope you enjoy this last announcement”
  • Wow Pikmin 4, looks really good. Wow, there’s a orange Pikmin now. It can jump: cool!
  • “And just one more thing”
  • Anouma comes on screen
  • 😀
  • “Welcome, to the Legend of Zelda”
  • Really cryptic Zelda trailer shown. Somehow leaves more questions than it answers
  • No release date
  • “And that’s all we have to show today!!!”
  • Direct outro plays
  • "I thought this was a great Direct personally, y'all need to temper your expectations"
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This was the type of prediction post o was howling for in the last thread.
 
I just want to be cooked a juicy, flavorful Metroid, Primed to perfection and served delicately on a Remastered plate worthy of the fine tastes of a Bounty Hunter.
 
Wound up updating my bingo card a touch
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Thunder84 said:
It hasn’t even been a year since the last one. I dunno why another Nintendo Musou is such a popular prediction, it ain’t happening.

Unless you’re talking about Warriors proper, in which case I genuinely know nothing about it so sure, why not.
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I meant in general, I think it’s been 6 months since the last one released and I don’t think there’s currently any announced for dev
 
so is there any expectation that this new F-Zero might be shown? i'm so down for that even if it's just a tease.

the only thing is please no Gamecube remaster. the franchise has been on ice so long that i'm really looking for a brand new entry, ideally first party. maybe it's a reimagining of the N64 game but a new game in essence. that'd be cool too.
 
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Direct Starts

Screen is pitch black

"sh........you......es"

You thought you heard something

"sho...m...your....ves"

Could it be.....

"SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!!"

It's F-ZERO!

"Show your moves in Dance-Dance Revolution - Switch DX Edition...."

Nnnoooo!!
 
EPD Tokyo's game has to be appear here. It's been over 5 years since their last release.
 
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Vibes too good here. Time to bring it down with some cold hard facts and logic.

Ace Attorney 7 was cancelled

Donkey Kong was never real
 
Brofield said:
TTYD feels more like hopes and dreams than anything else.

I too would love TTYD to get a remaster with widescreen and uprezzed textures and that's it with NO changes to gameplay or story or ESPECIALLY characters, but seeing as the only PM game has gotten a re-release is the original as VC/NSO, I just don't think much is gonna change.
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It could be a fairly low effort port and people would still buy it in numbers comparable to Origami King. I can see Nintendo banking it for a future dry spell (like the one they may or may not have this fall).
 
I have returned....Just finished my final day in the worse job i ever had. Nothing better than to see a Nintendo Direct Tomorrow.

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