StarTopic Nintendo General Discussion Thread |ST11 Aug 2022| Everybody's 11-12 Discussion Thread

[Suswave]

𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔰𝔰 𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔰 𝔤𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔦𝔱

 

[Mandos]

Went ahead and downloaded the Japanese switch sd Gundam battle alliance demo since the western one is still Mia

 

[Suswave]

 

[Raccoon]

 

[Magic-Man]

I can't wait for Friday. Prey, Mario Kart, and chill. I need this W.

 

[Legion of Primes]

I can't wait for Friday. Prey, Mario Kart, and chill. I need this W.

Did not have a good night sleep last night . Dead tired. Just now catching up on thread. Didn't bother with the Pokemon presents, didn't feel like it really

The horse jokes will always be funny. Keep em coming

 

[Eradicate]

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I'm voting for dischourse

...YES!!!!

reminder that HBO Max has most of the Ghibli films

I didn't know that! Thank you so much! Love those!

Home bomb office

Nailed it! Dang...bad news!

okay, I think this four-page horse-top shitpost combo is as far as it’s going

I can’t keep getting away with it

I'm senselessly thrilled that you keep ending up at the top of every page with a fucking horse, LOL!!!

 

[ElisaurusWrecks]

Allegedly HBO Max is basically over. They're gonna fuse HBO Max with Discovery+ and focus on reality shows lol

Wow. Disgusting.

My initial fear hearing this is that it must have meant that Masters of the Air was cancelled, but I guess it's just in limbo with Apple TV instead.

 

[Magic-Man]

Allegedly HBO Max is basically over. They're gonna fuse HBO Max with Discovery+ and focus on reality shows lol

Fuck Warner Bros and HBO

 

[Brofield]

Allegedly HBO Max is basically over. They're gonna fuse HBO Max with Discovery+ and focus on reality shows lol

As absolutely STUPID as this sounds, at least it's one more streaming service* I can axe from renewal once this takes effect

(*Crave in Canada has the sole licensing for HBO content, but once I blitz through Sopranos and Chernobyl, I can't imagine there's much left for me)

 

[Mandos]

I feel like posting a random anime opening ear-worm

Sucks the only Yatterman thing to make it over in its entirety is Yatterman night which is a psuedo sequel(great show tho that had some fun messing with things).

 

[Suswave]

𝔟𝔢𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯ö𝔤𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰

tag yourself!

1. J’orange • She • Flighty
2. The Formless • ??? • Pest
3. Nimlok • He • Stinky
4. Zilch • He • Spooky
5. Birfday • They • Wet
6. Win • They • Scrappy
7. Choy • He • Boring
8. Eggatha • She • Earthy
9. Schlane • He • Poni
10. Claudra • She • Goth
11. Mycelia • They • Leafy
12. Mel • She • Stoned
13. Siobh • She • Shocking
14. Biscuit • She • Spicy
15. Zorvak • ??? • Cold
16. Wren • She • Metal
17. Drae • They • Dragi
18. Bika • She • Chaos
19. Cello • She • Twee
20. Plonk • He • Brainy

that’s left-right top-bottom in case that’s not clear

Imgur tamped down the color so I’ll have to account for that when I actually optimize things for the game

I like Birfday cause they’re throwing horns! Great characters!!

fun fact: none of the characters have hands or know what hands are

so how exactly did Birfday get that patch on their jacket?

you’ll have to play to find out…

Birfday coaches a youth beachyball team in Shorenuff. to challenge them, you’ll first need to beat them at their own game!

 

[ElisaurusWrecks]

As absolutely STUPID as this sounds, at least it's one more streaming service* I can axe from renewal once this takes effect

(*Crave in Canada has the sole licensing for HBO content, but once I blitz through Sopranos and Chernobyl, I can't imagine there's much left for me)

Chernobyl is definitely worth your time before you pull the plug.

I don't think I'll have any streaming services left. Threw Netflix's ass to the curb last month.

 

[Suswave]

I'm senselessly thrilled that you keep ending up at the top of every page with a fucking horse, LOL!!!

thank you! the timing has taken a lot of work and commitment to the bit.

 

[Brofield]

Malcolm in the Middle has the best anime opening.

 

[merp]

Malcolm in the Middle has the best anime opening.

In a timeline where Corey in the House exists?

Get real.

 

[Brofield]

In a timeline where Corey in the House exists?

Get real.

 

[merp]

And speaking of anime...

 

[ElisaurusWrecks]

And speaking of anime...

The Witness for weebs?

 

[Marizza Pia Spiritto]

My first hour of Xenoblade Chronicles 3:

• somebody said "I'm well 'ard" after a battle finished = maximum British approval
• somebody said BOLLOCKS = even more maximum British approval
• Update: "right muppet" used as an insult, yes very good

Now that you mention it, there's a disturbing lack of "bloody", "bollocks", "quite" and stuff like that in Xenoblade 1 dialogue

 

[merp]

The Witness for weebs?

It has nothing to do with anime, actually.

Just like The Last Airbender has nothing to do with anime.

Gottem.

 

[Mandos]

Here it is, glad I only got one of the games that should be on it since it should still be a great deal. Will go digital this time LRG isn’t worth the wait

 

[The Giant]

Here it is, glad I only got one of the games that should be on it since it should still be a great deal. Will go digital this time LRG isn’t worth the wait

Sweet. Will wait for for the euro retail release.

 

[curl-6]

This week I had to miss one of the school programs I teach due to the pain issues I have been having; I found out later that the mentor who filled in for me was someone I taught as a high school student from 2017-2019.
Feeling so freaking proud of them right now.

 

[Skittzo]

Trying to think about the mechanical, aesthetic and moral implications of creating a Centaurtaur. i.e. a centaur having the lower body of a centaur with the upper body of another centaur on top of it.

 

[Barely Able]

Trying to think about the mechanical, aesthetic and moral implications of creating a Centaurtaur. i.e. a centaur having the lower body of a centaur with the upper body of another centaur on top of it.

 

[Xaltmas]

Very interested to see how the Steam Deck performs in Japan. It can only help get more games “verified“.

 

[shoptroll]

As if I couldn't despise the Wii U OS any more

 

[Brofield]

Trying to think about the mechanical, aesthetic and moral implications of creating a Centaurtaur. i.e. a centaur having the lower body of a centaur with the upper body of another centaur on top of it.

Oh my god I once asked a friend at a retail job we worked to draw a sketch of what she interpreted a centaur would look like if the top half was a human and the bottom half was also human (so a human torso from the waist up starting starting at the shoulders of another human body that walked on all fours)

Funniest goddamn thing I ever saw and I know I still have it; if I could find it I'd scan it for all this thread to enjoy despair over enjoy

She also drew a cocktapus holding dildos and vibrators in each tentacle and fuck if that still doesn't make me laugh every time I see it

 

[chocolate_supra]

Birfday coaches a youth beachyball team in Shorenuff. to challenge them, you’ll first need to beat them at their own game!

....
you have a town called "Jorts" and now a town called "Shorenuff?"

this is fantastic

Trying to think about the mechanical, aesthetic and moral implications of creating a Centaurtaur. i.e. a centaur having the lower body of a centaur with the upper body of another centaur on top of it.

this is also fantastic damn

 

[Awesomegames23]

Trying to think about the mechanical, aesthetic and moral implications of creating a Centaurtaur. i.e. a centaur having the lower body of a centaur with the upper body of another centaur on top of it.

You should make a giant crab creature but instead of claws it has a venomous snake (like a viper) as the knife claw and a non-venomous snake (like a python) as the fork claw.

I mean I don't know.

 

[Barely Able]

She also drew a cocktapus

Sounds like the enemy faction in the AO version of Splatoon.

 

[Suswave]

Trying to think about the mechanical, aesthetic and moral implications of creating a Centaurtaur. i.e. a centaur having the lower body of a centaur with the upper body of another centaur on top of it.

please please PLEASE do it

 

[Josh5890]

As if I couldn't despise the Wii U OS any more

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I have the same exact problem! I 100% feel your pain friend.

 

[Awesomegames23]

Oh my god I once asked a friend at a retail job we worked to draw a sketch of what she interpreted a centaur would look like if the top half was a human and the bottom half was also human (so a human torso from the waist up starting starting at the shoulders of another human body that walked on all fours)

Funniest goddamn thing I ever saw and I know I still have it; if I could find it I'd scan it for all this thread to enjoy despair over enjoy

She also drew a cocktapus holding dildos and vibrators in each tentacle and fuck if that still doesn't make me laugh every time I see it

Missed opportunity for Cocktapussy if I've ever seen one.

EDIT: If that suggestion gets me banned then it's the best way to go out.

 

[Magic-Man]

Trying to think about the mechanical, aesthetic and moral implications of creating a Centaurtaur. i.e. a centaur having the lower body of a centaur with the upper body of another centaur on top of it.

As a Greek mythology enthusiast, this is HURTING me!

 

[Suswave]

cocktapus

let they who have not drawn nor convinced a friend to draw a cocktopus cast the first stone

 

[shoptroll]

I have the same exact problem! I 100% feel your pain friend.

And as a nice cherry on top, the Wii U isn't loading Wii discs now. Worked fine a few months ago for the Kirby event. sigh

 

[Suswave]

fuck if that still doesn't make me laugh every time I see it

I’m pretty sure I’m not your retail friend but frankly the only piece of evidence I’m basing that on is that the cocktopus of 𝕾𝖚𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖊 was more… organic in nature

 

[Brofield]

I’m pretty sure I’m not your retail friend but frankly the only piece of evidence I’m basing that on is that the cocktopus of 𝕾𝖚𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖊 was more… organic in nature

There's only one way to be sure:

Does the phrase "The Least Comfy Pillow" said in the cadence of Feliz Navidad mean anything to you?

(But also damn...that was as missed an opportunity as cocktapussy...which I also hope doesn't get me banned for typing )

 

[chocolate_supra]

Trying to think about the mechanical, aesthetic and moral implications of creating a Centaurtaur. i.e. a centaur having the lower body of a centaur with the upper body of another centaur on top of it.

Alright I worked out the mechanics and the aesthetics, but the morals are up to you:

 

[EvilChameleon]

I'm so tempted to drop $10 on FIFA 22 on the Switch even though I know it's a shamble of a game just to get some footy fix.

 

[chocolate_supra]

And after @Skittzo has considered the morals:

 

[Awesomegames23]

Alright I worked out the mechanics and the aesthetics, but the morals are up to you:

I can’t wait to fight this in BOTW2

 

[Suswave]

And after @Skittzo has considered the morals:

PFFFFFFF I am LOSING my SHIT over this

 

[Josh5890]

I'm so tempted to drop $10 on FIFA 22 on the Switch even though I know it's a shamble of a game just to get some footy fix.

I'd do it. Then you have a soccer game that you can always mess around when you want to play a quick game.

 

[chocolate_supra]

PFFFFFFF I am LOSING my SHIT over this

 

[Suswave]

There's only one way to be sure:

Does the phrase "The Least Comfy Pillow" said in the cadence of Feliz Navidad mean anything to you?

there’s a vague sense of familiarity but I’m 99.9% sure it has nothing to do with me

fun brush with mystery though!

 

[Suswave]

we’re all livin’ la vida horsa

 

[Suswave]