StarTopic Nintendo General Discussion |ST26 November 2023| The Man Who Erased His Moves

[Dardan Sandiego]

Yeah, i totally took my kids, put them on seats around a table and presented the media they're allowed to listen and watch. They're absolutely not allowed to pursue the music (and other media) they want to on their own decision. And of course, they're absolutely forbidden from listening to songs like Last Christmas.

(/s ... just to be sure)

Could we not make it look like my parenting skills are on the level of a The Onion article?

It's kinda ... insulting.

That is of course precisely what that post was implying. You're going to parent jail, mister.

 

[Skittzo]

Skittzo...

I hate Jelly Worms

This is the correct response to them

 

[hologram]

Very refreshing to have a home that's safe from Last Christmas and the likes.

Sounds like a home without joy

 

[Mandos]

I work at a ski resort. There will be no Christmas music in my playlist. Might have a backup classic hits only playlist with some of my own faves but no Christmas music! Heck I will even have a more J-music playlist for when I’m rolling with the other anime fans.

Aw darn it, when you discover something is being delivered by ups and you could’ve sent it up here DX(my main place doesn’t get usps. So gotta send it to my mailbox over the hill). Oh well gotta go over for my new glasses soon anyways, least it should all arrive before work starts proper

 

[Barely Able]

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation

RENTON, WA—Local man Paul Campbell confirmed Saturday he was raising his daughter Emma on a variety of media carefully selected to help her cultivate an appreciation for artistic quality, a move that will reportedly put the 12-year-old girl hopelessly out of touch with her generation.

www.theonion.com

Of all the places to pick for this onion article, Renton, WA makes the least sense. I would have chosen Brier (I also realize I am the only person on this whole website that will understand any of this but just wanted to say it).

 

[Mandos]

Of all the places to pick for this onion article, Renton, WA makes the least sense. I would have chosen Brier (I also realize I am the only person on this whole website that will understand any of this but just wanted to say it).

A funnier joke(well sadly not entirely a joke in my case), would be “kid raised on nothing but Christian music is shocked to discover many of their favorite songs are ripping off popular secular music or are awful twisted covers”.

 

[hologram]

Of all the places to pick for this onion article, Renton, WA makes the least sense. I would have chosen Brier (I also realize I am the only person on this whole website that will understand any of this but just wanted to say it).

The writers of this 12-year-old joke thank you for your very specific feedback

 

[Barely Able]

The writers of this 12-year-old joke thank you for your very specific feedback

12 years ago this feedback applied even more to those areas than it does now so they are welcome!

 

[MissingNo.]

The Man Who Erased His Onion

 

[xghost777]

In case I miss the transition later, thanks for the awesome ST @Derachi !

Great month for games and for chatting on Fami

 

[Dardan Sandiego]

Of all the places to pick for this onion article, Renton, WA makes the least sense. I would have chosen Brier (I also realize I am the only person on this whole website that will understand any of this but just wanted to say it).

 

[chocolate_supra]

“kid raised on nothing but Christian music is shocked to discover many of their favorite songs are ripping off popular secular music or are awful twisted covers”.

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Christmas is all around me
Come in and let it snow

 

[EvilChameleon]

When the new thread drops, I retire the Liko avatar in favor of someone more magical.

 

[Bonejack]

When the new thread drops, I retire the Liko avatar in favor of someone more magical.

Is it Santa?

It's Santa.

 

[Mr_No_U]

oh right almost time to ripperoni this thread

 

[MissingNo.]

What if ST27 just doesn't happen.

 

[Derachi]

What if ST27 just doesn't happen.

My legal team will be in touch.

 

[meatbag]

What if ST27 just doesn't happen.

Welp, it's been a good run

 

[Seven]

What if ST27 just doesn't happen.

Then we'll be stuck in November.

 

[Bonejack]

I'm all for skipping December. I always only gain weight in this month.

 

[Mandos]

When the new thread drops, I retire the Liko avatar in favor of someone more magical.

Is it Santa from Hayate combat butler?

 

[chocolate_supra]

ripperoni

hell yeah I fuckin love Battlebots

 

[Brofield]

Well, before we get off this wild ride and head on over to @MissingNo. 's ST, thank you for steering this vessel of vagabonds and rapscallions once more @Derachi!

In unrelated news I had Mr. Sub for dinner last night. Was pretty bomb

 

[Imitatio]

What if ST27 just doesn't happen.

Wait, it's a Level 5 thread?

 

[MissingNo.]

Wait, it's a Level 5 thread?

I'm not saying it is, all I'm saying is what if I needed until 2025 or later?

 

[Dardan Sandiego]

I'm not saying it is, all I'm saying is what if I needed until 2025 or later?

We got our first post-2024 ST, fam!

 

[MissingNo.]

ST27 is now in development for Famiboards 2.

Thank you for your patience.

 

[Derachi]

I had Mr. Sub

I’m sorry for your loss

 

[chocolate_supra]

I'm not saying it is, all I'm saying is what if I needed until 2025 or later?

Wait, it's a Silksong thread?

 

[Brofield]

I’m sorry for your loss

'68 Sub Sauce >>>>

To this day no other sandwich condiment compares

 

[Derachi]

'68 Sub Sauce >>>>

To this day no other sandwich condiment compares

do you know why it’s called Mr Sub

 

[Brofield]

do you know why it’s called Mr Sub

Because he's only completed his Master's in hoagieology?

 

[Derachi]

Because he's only completed his Master's in hoagieology?

because it is of SUB PAR QUALITY

 

[Brofield]

because it is of SUB PAR QUALITY

 

[Brofield]

Aight, I'll give you that

Do you know why it's called Subway tho

 

[MissingNo.]

Aight, I'll give you that

Do you know why it's called Subway tho

Because there’s no way you’re gonna eat that Sub?

 

[Derachi]

Aight, I'll give you that

Do you know why it's called Subway tho

NO DON’T SAY IT DON‘T SAY IT BROFIELD

 

[MissingNo.]

I Subiboards

 

[Brofield]

It's because their sandwiches resemble submarine vessels

and then you turn 360° and walk a WAY

 

[Bonejack]

Footlongboards

 

[Derachi]

It's because their sandwiches resemble submarine vessels

and then you turn 360° and walk a WAY

 

[VolcanicDynamo]

How is it already the last day of November? Lets hope this December is a much more...relaxed month than this one. Or at least a more fun one!

 

[Bonejack]

The Man who erased his progress in anger management therapy by kicking that poor trashcan.

 

[jirou]

360 degree turn, do a little twirl and eat fresh

 

[HockeyBird]

Footlongboards

 

[MissingNo.]

Lets hope this December is a much more...relaxed month

 

[VolcanicDynamo]

 

[EvilChameleon]

 

[Derachi]

 

[Brofield]

Trash Panda: This new video game lets you roam Toronto's streets & make a mess as a raccoon

You can now play as a raccoon in this Toronto-based video game, Trash Panda, wreaking havoc and roaming the streets at night.

curiocity.com

It's a beautiful night in Toronto, and you are a majestic raccoon

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