I'm gonna be real with you man this does look dumb and terrible
this is a good point though. nintendo probably didn't want to make this monster but nvidia's stupid chip forced them to
This just... Isn't being realistic.
A modern 7.91" LCD wouldn't need to have bezels that big to begin with; it really would fit in a body barely bigger than thw current Nintendo Switch, while increasing market appeal (people like big screens on rhe whole) and the functionality of handheld. Nintendo also knows their devices are designed for children three and up, realistically even with a big screen it's not going to be all that much bigger because children's hands are only so big.
It's similarly unrealistic to suggest that this is T239's fault. Not only could a "large" 8nm T239 fit in a Nintendo Switch casing and be adequately cooled thanks to its overbuilt cooling system, and remember - T239 is realistically not likely to be on this node, bigger nodes are essentially off the table, and the original Tegra X1 was 20nm MOSFET. If 0.75TF of performance from 20nm MOSFET fits in a Nintendo Switch sized package, then there isn't much concern about chip efficiency affecting device size since we're staying in the realm of ARM and Nvidia.
Nintendo and Nvidia have worked together on this since 2019, and have worked together on silicon together for much longer than that. T239's design simply isn't "stupid", if anything I think that's a bit of an insult to Nvidia's engineers. T239 is incredible, a design that on 4N could get nearly Series S performance out of a handheld no bigger than Nintendo Switch. Meanwhile, it's unlikely that it is a node larger than that. It was sampled and tested alongside Nvidia's 4N products, after all!
7.91" from 7" is not the sort of size jump that indicates the internals need some great amount more room to spread their legs. Nintendo and Nvidia are working with highly integrated SOCs, to even have workable yields they have to have a certain smallness about them, and it's not realistic to suggest a chip we know so much about is some ballooned monstrosity, when it's not. It's a handheld SOC provided to Nintendo from Nvidia. Nintendo's handhelds aren't Steam Deck thick nor ROG Ally big for a reason.
If you meant this as a joke, well, joke's on me I guess, but I'm not sure this is the thread for that.