Look, if this is how we get GCN remasters, fine, so be it, at least we're getting something, but dammit I was at least holding out hope for a strong-ish 1st party line up and like a GCN remaster every 2-4 months.
Clearly I just need to make the jump to expect 2025 just to be surprised when Nintendo announces anything. No general direct until September! No new Mario until 2024! No new hardware until 2025! TotK is the last brand new 3D Zelda adventure until 2030!
God I need to find a better way to vent.