Nintendo curve balled us with 24 hours' notice, planting a Direct firmly in the middle of my shift tomorrow.I saw the original title
I can imagine you frantically deleting the times like SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Do you hate us that badly? Where's 2D Mario, Mário RPG, SMT?OK so here are my predictions for the June 21 Nintendo Direct, with a theoretical duration of 43 minutes:
Surprise announcement of Metroid Prime 2 & 3 ports, for release 6/21 (2 min).
First trailer for Metroid Prime 4 with gameplay footage, release in November (2 min).
Announcement of Wave 5 of MK8 (2 min).
Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life launch trailer (1 min).
Everybody's 1-2 Switch trailer (2 min).
Trailer of Front Mission 2: Remake, release in July (1 min).
Trailer of the 2nd Mario + Rabbids DLC (Spark's Last Hunter), release in July (2 min).
DECAPOLICE gameplay trailer, release in July (3 min).
Trailer of My Time at Sandrock, release in July (1 min).
Trailer of Tokyo Ogre Gate, release in July (1 min).
Fashion Dreamer trailer, release in July (1 min).
Disney Illusion Island trailer (1 min).
Pikmin 4 gameplay presentation (4 min).
Trailer of the 2nd DLC of Splatoon 3 (Tower of Order), release in August (3 min).
Trailer of Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time, release in August (3 min).
Trailer of Sword Art Online: Alicization Lycoris, release in August (1 min).
Trailer of Cecile, released in August (1 min).
Trailer of Undying, released in August (1 min).
Trailer for Samba de Amigo: Party Central (1 min).
Sea of Stars trailer (1 min).
Rune Factory 3 Special trailer (2 min).
Fae Farm trailer (1 min).
Trailer for Baten Kaitos I & II HD Remaster, release September 14 (2 min).
Announcement of F-Zero GX HD Remaster for release in October (2 min).
One More Thing: Trailer for the 1st DLC of Zelda TOTK, entitled The Master Trials, release in November (2 min).
Nintendo actually stopped the pattern of first half directs since CovidI'm so READY!!
A General during the latter half of June, though? I need someone to mourn the loss of PATTERNS with me. @chocolate_supra
They also delivered Xenoblade 3 final DLC way earlier than anticipated, yet we won't get a new one for quite some years.and yet they speedran the entire DLC in a span of about 3-4 months instead of spreading it out :v
We all know of the "SNES Classic" being remade that's gonna be announced at this Direct aka Mario RPG, but what about... a Super Famicom classic as well
I need this and GVG’s to get through the work day today.So will the Nintendo predictions podcast be uploaded in time, @NateDrake ?
Don't lose faith!! I'm pretty sure the E3/SGF shenanigans are why the Direct is in late June this year. Technically a bit of a pattern break but either E3 comes back next year (lol) and Ninty gets back on schedule with them or you're witnessing the birth of a new pattern. Either way, do not mourn yet.I'm so READY!!
A General during the latter half of June, though? I need someone to mourn the loss of PATTERNS with me. @chocolate_supra
omg sameAlmost exactly 24 hours after I beat Tears of the Kingdom, Nintendo's going to be showing me what's next...