Who has two thumbs and just finished his weekend? Everyone with two th-
Ok no, i'm being stupid, this joke only works with Pit and hot springs.
As predicted, i put the very short time i had for gaming into
Pokémon Fire Red. Beating the Fuchsia gym was easy, but it also caught me off guard with how utterly unfocused it was. My memories failed me and i was ready to fight a poison gym with a poison resistant team, and what i found was that half of the lackeys could perfectly be Saffron gym rejects. Oh well, i still destroyed their hopes and dreams and then beat Koga. This is the team i was left with after defeating him:
- GrimMantis the Scyther (lv. 32) - Less useful than i expected, but still a very fast glass cannon that didn't need super effective attacks to almost oneshot everything. Teached her Steel Wing for good measure.
- BoneBoi the Marowak (lv. 36) - Scourge of the Grimer family and meanest sob at this side of the bike road. His bonemerang literally oblivierated anything poison that couldn't fly or levitate before the second hit. His picture now illustrates the word Terror in the dictionary
- ElPreparao the Nidoking (lv. 33) - Added him to the team to bulldoze everything in his path, ended up using his horn to bully a bunch of Koffings. Was oneshotted by the first lackey we fought, who took out a lv. 38 Hypno and used Psychic on the poor thing.
- Moonie the Clefable (lv. 36) - The star of the show, so much that i had to held him back so the others could have their minute of fame. Equipped with Return, Psychic and Shadow Ball, this little mofo here took out almost every Saffron gym reject all by himself.
- Raflessio the
shiny
Gloom (lv. 33) - Like ElPreparao, Raflessio didn't do much, but at least i saved him the shame of being oneshotted by an enemy with the potential of oneshot him, however, he put to sleep anything in the gym that was ugly and poisonous, didn't earn much experience but screw me if he didn't basically save the day.
- Ferryman the Lapras (lv. 34) - Where Raflessio was in danger of being oneshotted by a creepy tapir or its evolution, Ferryman was making everyone confused with Confuse Ray, he also tanked a lot of damage and oneshot Koga's strongest Wheezing with a critical Psychic. He now knows Surf, too, so he'll probably take Blasto's spot for the time being.
Did i do something after that? Oh yes, yesterday night i booted the game again and went to Safari Zone's zone two. Objective? Chansey, and i caught not one, but
TWO of them... In four hours. Lots of them escaped my grasp, and thank god none was a shiny (i would have probably thrown my 3DS agaisnt the wall at that point)
Yes, you guessed it, i stayed up very late chasing Chanseys. Yes, i'm proud of it beause i caught TWO. Yes, i'm also sleepy af.
Next? I'm going north to the power plant, and i'm catching Zapdos and a rotation candidate for
ChuPika. Not sure of what to do with
EesiDeesi the Eevee now, instead of evolving him to Jolteon, i've been thinking on renaming him to
AcerPremount and evolve him to Flareon. I want a fire pokémon to rotate with
PiroDoggo