- Pronouns
- 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 / 𝖘𝖍𝖊
My fellow threadizens, we need to talk.
We all know and love the Switch. It does what it says on the tin. You sling that sucker on a bus ride to nowhere and you’ll damn near play the last decades to four.
TV’s no different — you bloom on the big boy aquarium and get a whole heck of the glorious same. Hallelujah! What a world!
But one single thing keeps it from nirvana — and I sure as shots don’t mean Cobain.
Listen clear, Nintendo spies:
give us the gol dang
𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖒 𝖇𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖓
I’m serious! I’m sawing more backlog than bedlog these days, least in the shuteye sense. We’re one inch from wonder. Take us there!
The powers that be are stuffing our stockings with war, famine, pestilence, and plight. O ye magi, one last gift: grant your fledgling console absolution. Take consequence from our joy-conned paws; let us spin the holy wheel.
If you’re thinkin’ to yourself “Suswave. What in the hell are you ramblin’ on about?” — well, then I implore you to read the title of this thread again, very, very carefully.
…and read this clearer explanation that came to me as an afterthought!
Agree? Agree but shy? Agree but pretending to disagree? Sound off below! Let’s get this show on the road!
We all know and love the Switch. It does what it says on the tin. You sling that sucker on a bus ride to nowhere and you’ll damn near play the last decades to four.
TV’s no different — you bloom on the big boy aquarium and get a whole heck of the glorious same. Hallelujah! What a world!
But one single thing keeps it from nirvana — and I sure as shots don’t mean Cobain.
Listen clear, Nintendo spies:
give us the gol dang
𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖒 𝖇𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖓
I’m serious! I’m sawing more backlog than bedlog these days, least in the shuteye sense. We’re one inch from wonder. Take us there!
The powers that be are stuffing our stockings with war, famine, pestilence, and plight. O ye magi, one last gift: grant your fledgling console absolution. Take consequence from our joy-conned paws; let us spin the holy wheel.
If you’re thinkin’ to yourself “Suswave. What in the hell are you ramblin’ on about?” — well, then I implore you to read the title of this thread again, very, very carefully.
…and read this clearer explanation that came to me as an afterthought!
Agree? Agree but shy? Agree but pretending to disagree? Sound off below! Let’s get this show on the road!
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