happy friday! here are some
unusual suspects for you. these are five of the Gröglords, gatekeepers of Grögleague. there’s one for every Grögol type scattered throughout the world — but you only have to beat 8 of them to advance!
from left to right:
J’orange — this energetic little nuisance runs a cult, extolling the virtues of the “fungible” — whatever that means. Her peons have been capturing flighty-type Grögols and bringing them to their fledgling underground suburb, Abestos. Putting a bunch of flying creatures underground seems pretty misguided and foolishly cruel — but maybe there’s something to the whispers of “ascension” going around.
The Formless — washing up on an island when you’re lost at sea may
seem like a good thing… but few ever return from the mythical Isle Blind. The Formless isn’t formless for lack of trying, which is arguably worse on the eyes and mind. Their pest-type team puts the “fest” in infest.
Nimlok, the Stinky Wizard — exiled magi Nimlok is the shrill and demanding presence that haunts the Suet Sea Garbage Barge, now known as Stinky Wizardia. Devoted to the principle of the thing, Nimlok has long held a grudge against Zilch for slighting his ex-boyfriend. His unpredictable stinky-type Grögols are a force to be reckoned with.
Zilch — earnest, well-meaning, and literally haunted, Zilch is doing his best to stay positive against unfathomable forces. Holed up in Noggin, Zilch surrounds himself with spooky-type Grögols as a lopsided form of immersion therapy. He’s doing okay considering, but don’t mention Zorvak — some terrors are best left in the ice.
Birfday — tough, cool, and confident, the ever-buff Birfday is here to win… respectfully. You’ll find them listening to the ocean, coaching youth beachyball, and thrashing (gently) at basement shows. Birfday is enraptured by the beauty of wet-type Grögols and hopes to someday sail around the world.