Admin Post Who is the man of your dreams and why is it Wario?

[Chaotic Neutral]

Discuss.

Disclaimer: I am not being forced to make this thread to collect my monthly salary and feed my family. All Warioboards staff are treated humanely under new administration.

 

[MissingNo.]

Discuss.

What is there to discuss? Wah!

EDITED BY WARIO: THE MAN SAID DISCUSS! TALK ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL WARIO IS, PEASANT!

 

[MissingNo.]

EDITED BY WARIO: THE MAN SAID DISCUSS! TALK ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL WARIO IS, PEASANT!

Y-yes, Mr. Wario, Sir! Right away, Mr. Wario, Sir.

Wario's skin is so rough, you could use it as a cheese grate. His eyes are so bloodshot and milky. His smell is the most pungent one in the whole wide world. How could he not be the man of your dreams?

 

[Deleted member 1615]

This theme worsened my diopters by like 5

 

[Apopheniac]

We are all Waluigis in the shadow of Wario

 

[Deleted member 2]

I see a loooot of people voting on that second Yes

EDITED BY WARIO: GOOD! WAH!

 

[Lord Azrael]

EDITED BY WARIO: I DON'T KNOW HER! ALSO MODS DELETE THIS ACCOUNT! WAH!

 

[Josh5890]

EDITED BY WARIO: I HATE THIS

 

[Tanooki]

They say money can’t buy happiness, but I want Wario to prove them wrong. My Amazon wishlist is in my Twitter bio, my podgy king.

 

[Derachi]

wario is garlic dady

 

[King_Dodongo]

One of the best pause themes:

 

[Claude Augario]

EDITED BY WARIO: I HATE THIS

Boo Wah this man!

 

[merp]

You forgot Option 3:

Wah!