NBOctoling
Octoling
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So, seeing all the leaks that have been happening, and having no regard for my sanity, I've decided to venture into the wild to find a leak of my own.
But where to start? I initially thought I would have to fly to Japan in order to infiltrate the Nintendo headquarters when I saw it:
A raven carrying a letter! Raven...Raven Beak...Clearly a sign of the Nintendo gods! I raced after it, and after a day of running finally manage to startle the bird and make it drop the letter. Eagerly I opened it and examined its contents:
Hello,
Bring 10k to the park
Your Uncle
Of course! The ever-willing Uncle from Nintendo! Knowing that this clearly wasn't a trap, I got the money and waited. Then I was attacked from behind! Clearly the Nintendo Ninja's were after me! After a daring escape, I slipped passed the Ninjas, though my $10k would forever be lost to the Ninjas! Luckily, I found a scrap of paper on them and it had a genuine Leak! So now I'm here to cash in on the fame of being a leaker!
Here it is:
Clearly, this is new and valuable information!
So what do you think? Will I climb to the highest peaks of leaker culture? Or was I tricked?
But where to start? I initially thought I would have to fly to Japan in order to infiltrate the Nintendo headquarters when I saw it:
A raven carrying a letter! Raven...Raven Beak...Clearly a sign of the Nintendo gods! I raced after it, and after a day of running finally manage to startle the bird and make it drop the letter. Eagerly I opened it and examined its contents:
Hello,
Bring 10k to the park
Your Uncle
Of course! The ever-willing Uncle from Nintendo! Knowing that this clearly wasn't a trap, I got the money and waited. Then I was attacked from behind! Clearly the Nintendo Ninja's were after me! After a daring escape, I slipped passed the Ninjas, though my $10k would forever be lost to the Ninjas! Luckily, I found a scrap of paper on them and it had a genuine Leak! So now I'm here to cash in on the fame of being a leaker!
Here it is:
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Clearly, this is new and valuable information!
So what do you think? Will I climb to the highest peaks of leaker culture? Or was I tricked?
Sorry, couldn't help it. I think we're all a little leak crazy right now and wanted to do an unfunny joke