Fun Club Make up a video game from your childhood that didn’t exist and talk about it like it’s real.

[Derachi]

Y’all ever play “Buddy Beaver in Maple Mayhem” for the SNES? It was a pretty neat puzzle platformer that I think was exclusive to Canadian video rental chain Jumbo Video. The goal of each stage was to get to the exit by biting down trees to make bridges. I remember it used a pretty neat sprite rotation effect on the falling trees but also it took way too long and you couldn’t move as they were falling. I remember the music being pretty catchy. The main theme started with the opening few bars of the Canadian national anthem but then turned into a funky little jam of a tune with weird digitized grunts on the third beat of each measure. You know how 90’s video game music was haha. You could play two player mode, player 2 played as a green Buddy Beaver I think it was Bucky Beaver? The rental didn’t come with a manual. I don’t remember the game being overly long (probably fine as it was exclusive to a rental store) but it was fun for what it was worth.

Anyway, does anyone else have any absolutely very real games from their childhood they wanna talk about?

 

[Mekanos]

How do you get the last Star in Super Mario 65

 

[Raccoon]

if you didn't play grumbleflump's grand adventure for the jamicovision 32 you aren't a real jamicovision fan

Spoiler

coined by a friend and I while talking about scrimblo platformer gatekeeping

 

[Megafan96]

how many ps1 horror fans know the realest mf to grace the console