Discussion Let's write stories together (3 words per post)

[neil]

like Turf Wars.

 

[PixelKnight]

Greenish-purple intestines snaked

 

[meatbag]

, then bloated up

 

[neil]

into gross Kirbys.

 

[Lozjam]

Intrigued, the inklings

 

[meatbag]

showered tempura crumbs

 

[xghost777]

which revealed Wario

 

[PixelKnight]

invisibly lurking behind

 

[neil]

oversized, farty potatoes.

 

[meatbag]

The Kirbys retched

 

[wolftendo]

A disgusting mixture

 

[neil]

of parfait, Waddledees,

{{waddledees is one word in this story!}}

 

[jkm23]

sweet and spicy

 

[meatbag]

chicken, and mercury.

 

[DenkeyKong]

Then along came

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

the anticipated message

 

[neil]

from Yamauchi's ghost:

 

[meatbag]

"Sega does what

 

[PixelKnight]

GigaWaLuigi don’t.”

Meanwhile,

 

[neil]

GigaWaLuigi did EVERYTHING.

 

[xghost777]

EVERYWHERE! ALL AT

 

[meatbag]

ARBY'S. Where sandwiches

 

[neil]

fuel GigaWaLuigi's GigaFarts

 

[PixelKnight]

. The fumes magnified

 

[neil]

, became sentient, and

 

[souio]

released farts themselves

 

[meatbag]

-- an endless loop

 

[PixelKnight]

. “Arise, Stinky Kong!”

 

[neil]

shouted GigaWaLuigi, cackling.

 

[souio]

The flatulent army

 

[meatbag]

advanced upon the

 

[PixelKnight]

headquarters of Lord

 

[neil]

Nintendo’s grieving widow,

 

[CastletonSnob]

She was wearing

 

[PixelKnight]

Ice Climber hides

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

instead of underwear

 

[jkm23]

, a fire flower,

 

[neil]

koopa shell earrings,

 

[meatbag]

and a frilly

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

set of headphones

 

[neil]

playing horny ASMR.

 

[souio]

Her mom overheard

 

[meatbag]

and was intrigued

 

[neil]

by the mention

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

of a sequel

 

[chocolate_supra]

to The Legend

 

[xghost777]

of Tingle: Breath

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

of Gnarly Garlic.

 

[xghost777]

Featuring Wario From

 

[neil]

her darkest desires.