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News Woman busted smuggling 350 Nintendo Switch game cards in her bra — Chinese customs officials intercept smuggler at checkpoint

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Woman busted smuggling 350 Nintendo Switch game cards in her bra — Chinese customs officials intercept smuggler at checkpoint

Smuggler was busted because her bust appeared unnatural.
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Chinese customs officials at the Liantang Port got more than they bargained for when an unusually busty woman was spotted among the incoming passengers. Noting her nervous behavior, they intercepted and inspected her, leading to the discovery that she was attempting to smuggle 350 Nintendo Switch game cartridges into mainland China in her bra.

The customs officials noticed the woman was behaving abnormally and that her “look and attitude were not innocent.” One eagle-eyed customs official also believed her breasts looked unusual, so they pulled her from the line of incoming passengers for further inspection.
 
Is it animal crossing??

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One eagle-eyed customs official also believed her breasts looked unusual, so they pulled her from the line of incoming passengers for further inspection.
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My girl was a more supportive and evenly-padded bra away from ten grand in Switch games. She was getting properly measured at M&S away from glory. She was so close.
 
Please be mindful of using language that can be seen as objectifying and sexual in nature. - Dardan Sandiego, meagbag, IsisStormDragon, karmitt
So that's why mine have tasted weird lately.
 
Everything about this has such meme potential I feel

“Woman busted smuggling 350 Nintendo Switch 2s in her bra — Nintendo ninjas intercept smuggler at checkpoint”

“Man busted smuggling 350 copies of Metroid Prime 4 in his cargo pants — Doug Bowser intercepts smuggler at Retro”

“Furukawa busted playing 350 hours of Fire Emblem during his investor meetings — Nintendo shareholders intercept gamer at presentation”
 
The substance of this news has already been exhausted and sadly the thread has gone in a direction that is making fellow members uncomfortable. Therefore we are locking this thread. - Dardan Sandiego, meagbag, IsisStormDragon, karmitt
 
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