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Fun Club Some days I feel like Mario...

Some days I feel like Tetris...

My accomplishments disappear and mistakes keep piling up
 
Some days I feel like Samus....

just curling up into a ball and rolling away
 
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I'm as handsome as Wario, and as relevant as Starfy

With all the conversational ability of a Goomba, and the diplomatic skills of Donkey Kong

I can run as fast as Birdo, and jump as high as Toad

I'm as well-armored as Samus in the Zero Suit, and as intimidating as Wooloo

I am the Nintendo Nincompoop
 
Sometimes I feel like an Inkling...

Some days I'll wake up and feel like a kid, some days I'll wake up and feel like a squid
 
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Some days I feel like the Switch...

Everyone says that I'm sweet and wonderful and anyone would be lucky to have me, but all anybody wants to know is if my better looking, more athletic brother Drake is available.
 
some days I feel like Animal Crossing…

I’ve got camp in my pocket and I barely use it
 
Some days I feel like the Switch...

Everyone says that I'm sweet and wonderful and anyone would be lucky to have me, but all anybody wants to know is if my better looking, more athletic brother Drake is available.
Brother in question:

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Some days I feel like Spring Man...

the main character of a story nobody wants to hear...
 
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Today I feel...Mario. Today I feel Smash Bros. Today I feel Animal Crossing. Today I feel Pokemon. Today I feel Splatoon. Today I feel Zelda... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I like Metroid.
 
some days I feel like Captain Toad…

…nope, no, I can’t make this joke here

saving that one for the SM3DW players in the queer groupchat

@bellydrum this is your thread so if you wanna know, DM me
 
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Some days I feel like Larry

Working three jobs and my bosses are scary

Some days I feel like Kirby

All I want is to eat like crazy
 
Some days I feel like Kirby, adorable and also awesomely powerful.

But some days I feel like Glass Joe, and I can't get a goddamn win.
 
some days I feel like Funky Mode…

circumstantially funny regardless of my intent…
 
some days I feel like a Sportsmate…

putting in hours to pay for fashion that doesn’t suit me, all while hoping someday I’ll find something I like…
 
Some days I feel like Dr. Baby Luigi

How did I get my job and are you sure I'm qualified?
 
Some days I feel like Vyse

Stuck in the past with no apparent way forward
 
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you’ve gotta ban me from this thread because all I can come up with is rude gold

or the other weird reaches I’ve been posting instead
 
some days I feel like Luigi’s hat…

sweaty from riding a twink
 
Some days I feel like Leon S. Kennedy…

I get to work and it’s all zombies clawing at me
 
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Some days I feel like Captain Falcon…

… got no game for several years.
 
Some days I feel like Mr. Game and Watch.

My own achievements long forgotten and it is only the people I associate with now that give me notability.
 
Some days I feel like Wii U

Being totally awesome and yet hated by everyone but a few.
 


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