Spoiler Smashburger is selling Chicken Tenders 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘺 intended for adults

[Krvavi Abadas]

WARNING: DO NOT VIEW THE FOLLOWING IMAGE IF YOU ARE UNDER 18

Spoiler: Back away kiddos

Looks good, right?

Yes, this is serious. The flavor palette on these tenders are just too much for young children to handle. You can get them in 2 flavors, plain and covered in Nashville Hot seasoning. and there's a choice between three different dipping sauces.

• BBQ
• Ranch
• Honey Mustard

Thankfully for Kids everywhere, Smashburger has also provided an alternate menu item that is safe for them to eat. The "Colorado Burger".

The only problem is that they'll have to go through two layers of yucky vegetables to get to the good part, the sadly commonplace Lettuce and Tomato.

 

[WestEgg]

Those are some scandalous chicken tenders.

 

[Hero of Legend]

Super Smash Burgers

No items

Adults only

...wait.

 

[Thorakai]

I salute you for keeping us well informed on the latest food industry developments.

 

[Christo750]

Very few greater joys than a good chicken tender.

 

[totofogo]

missed opportunity to call them chicken strips

 

[totofogo]

The only problem is that they'll have to go through two layers of yucky vegetables to get to the good part, the sadly commonplace Lettuce and Tomato.

Lettuce green good

Tomato purple bad

 

[Derachi]

there's a choice between three different dipping sauces.

• BBQ
• Ranch
• Honey Mustard

how you aint make a thread poll tho

 

[Rika]

We used to have one here, but it shut down sadly.

 

[Deleted member 2]

Jesus christ that burger looks good

 

[Joe]

I don't get why anyone considers things like chicken tenders and mac and cheese to be "kid food." That stuff is tasty, don't be ashamed of ordering it at any age.

 

[Harina]

As a southerner, too much batter, look frozen to me.

 

[Krvavi Abadas]

how you aint make a thread poll tho

There's no lock to prevent underaged users from voting in it, obviously.
The sauces are clearly for adults only too!

 

[Pagan]

We dont have smashburger in switzerland. We have mcdonalds, burger king and subway. I ate in Tacco Bell for the first time in my life with my 36 years in cyprus. I loved it. But i guess the burgers are not really that hot? I love hot! I just ate a half glass full of mini peperonchinos.

 

[Rika]

As a southerner, too much batter, look frozen to me.

They likely are, sadly. I am from the midwest and know good chicken. It is fast food, so am not terribly shocked to see it be frozen stuff. DQ chicken tenders will always rule.

 

[Harina]

You're right, what I meant is they look like that stereotypical frozen tender you see that's always got a bit too much batter. DQ has a great thin batter, same with jack in the box, and Carl's Jr. Don't know how big a chain chicken express is but they're a staple in Texas with their sweet tea.

 

[Rika]

You're right, what I meant is they look like that stereotypical frozen tender you see that's always got a bit too much batter. DQ has a great thin batter, same with jack in the box, and Carl's Jr. Don't know how big a chain chicken express is but they're a staple in Texas with their sweet tea.

They really do honestly. DQ's chicken tenders are the best, especially with the gravy to dip it in. Never had Carl's Jr or Hardee's before. I do dislike when places I sometimes get them at cook them too long.